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Clips from Seinfeld - The Yada Yada (S08E08)

TV Series 1989 –1998 Season 8, Episode 19 22 min ★ 8.8/10 (390,457 ratings) 417 clips
Comedy

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You're on a desert island.
"You're on a desert island."
Seinfeld
You can bring five books. Which five do you take?
"You can bring five books. Which five do you take?"
Seinfeld
I gotta read five books?
"I gotta read five books?"
Seinfeld
All right, one.
"All right, one."
Seinfeld
Come on.
"Come on."
Seinfeld
I got it. Three Musketeers.
"I got it. Three Musketeers."
Seinfeld
- You've read that? - No, I'm saving it for the island.
"- You've read that? - No, I'm saving it for the island."
Seinfeld
All right, let's start this whole thing over.
"All right, let's start this whole thing over."
Seinfeld
Best Chamberlain: Wilt, Richard, or Neville?
"Best Chamberlain: Wilt, Richard, or Neville?"
Seinfeld
For the desert island?
"For the desert island?"
Seinfeld
- Okay. - Richard.
"- Okay. - Richard."
Seinfeld
You know, he was in The Three Musketeers.
"You know, he was in The Three Musketeers."
Seinfeld
Exactly. Save me having to read the book.
"Exactly. Save me having to read the book."
Seinfeld
What's going on over there?
"What's going on over there?"
Seinfeld
I don't know. I gotta see somebody.
"I don't know. I gotta see somebody."
Seinfeld
So, Marcy, you should have seen me in the hot tub today.
"So, Marcy, you should have seen me in the hot tub today."
Seinfeld
- Why? - I was naked.
"- Why? - I was naked."
Seinfeld
- Oh, George. - I saw it.
"- Oh, George. - I saw it."
Seinfeld
- How'd he look? - Okay. I wouldn't see it again.
"- How'd he look? - Okay. I wouldn't see it again."
Seinfeld
A friend of mine thought she got Legionnaires' disease in a hot tub.
"A friend of mine thought she got Legionnaires' disease in a hot tub."
Seinfeld
Really, what happened?
"Really, what happened?"
Seinfeld
Yada, yada, yada. Just some bad egg salad.
"Yada, yada, yada. Just some bad egg salad."
Seinfeld
I'll be right back.
"I'll be right back."
Seinfeld
- Nice girl. - Lovely.
"- Nice girl. - Lovely."
Seinfeld
I notice she's big on the phrase, "Yada, yada."
"I notice she's big on the phrase, "Yada, yada.""
Seinfeld
- Is "yada yada" bad? - No, "yada yada's" good.
"- Is "yada yada" bad? - No, "yada yada's" good."
Seinfeld
- She's very succinct. - She is succinct.
"- She's very succinct. - She is succinct."
Seinfeld
Yeah, it's like you're dating USA Today.
"Yeah, it's like you're dating USA Today."
Seinfeld
- Hey. - Hey, Tim.
"- Hey. - Hey, Tim."
Seinfeld
- George, you know Tim Whatley. - Yeah, dentist to the stars.
"- George, you know Tim Whatley. - Yeah, dentist to the stars."
Seinfeld
- What's up? - I'll tell you what's up. I'm a Jew.
"- What's up? - I'll tell you what's up. I'm a Jew."
Seinfeld
- Excuse me? - I'm a Jew.
"- Excuse me? - I'm a Jew."
Seinfeld
I finished converting two days ago.
"I finished converting two days ago."
Seinfeld
Oh, well, welcome aboard.
"Oh, well, welcome aboard."
Seinfeld
- Thanks. So I'll see you tomorrow? - Yeah, I have a cavity, lower left.
"- Thanks. So I'll see you tomorrow? - Yeah, I have a cavity, lower left."
Seinfeld
- Were you just at the health club? - Oh, yeah.
"- Were you just at the health club? - Oh, yeah."
Seinfeld
- We must have just missed you. - I didn't do much.
"- We must have just missed you. - I didn't do much."
Seinfeld
I just sat in the sauna.
"I just sat in the sauna."
Seinfeld
You know, it was more like a Jewish workout.
"You know, it was more like a Jewish workout."
Seinfeld
I'll see you.
"I'll see you."
Seinfeld
Elaine, the guy's Jewish two days. He's already making Jewish jokes.
"Elaine, the guy's Jewish two days. He's already making Jewish jokes."
Seinfeld
So what? When someone turns 21, they usually get drunk the first night.
"So what? When someone turns 21, they usually get drunk the first night."
Seinfeld
Booze is not a religion.
"Booze is not a religion."
Seinfeld
Tell that to my father.
"Tell that to my father."
Seinfeld
Anyway, guess what. Beth Lookner called me.
"Anyway, guess what. Beth Lookner called me."
Seinfeld
Beth Lookner. I'm still waiting out that marriage.
"Beth Lookner. I'm still waiting out that marriage."
Seinfeld
What are you talking about? That marriage ended six months ago.
"What are you talking about? That marriage ended six months ago."
Seinfeld
She's already remarried.
"She's already remarried."
Seinfeld
Where was I?
"Where was I?"
Seinfeld
It was when you were engaged.
"It was when you were engaged."
Seinfeld
Oh, I gotta get on that Internet. I'm late on everything.
"Oh, I gotta get on that Internet. I'm late on everything."
Seinfeld
Anyway, so Beth and her new husband, Arnie...
"Anyway, so Beth and her new husband, Arnie..."
Seinfeld
...have listed me as a reference for an adoption agency.
"...have listed me as a reference for an adoption agency."
Seinfeld
They're trying to get a baby.
"They're trying to get a baby."
Seinfeld
Oh, God, a baby. That can add two years to a marriage.
"Oh, God, a baby. That can add two years to a marriage."
Seinfeld
Hey. Elaine, all right.
"Hey. Elaine, all right."
Seinfeld
Who looks better in this shirt, me or Mickey?
"Who looks better in this shirt, me or Mickey?"
Seinfeld
We're double-dating tonight.
"We're double-dating tonight."
Seinfeld
If we wear the same shirt, we'll look like idiots.
"If we wear the same shirt, we'll look like idiots."
Seinfeld
Turn around.
"Turn around."
Seinfeld
Well, you're both so striking.
"Well, you're both so striking."
Seinfeld
Yeah, tell me about it.
"Yeah, tell me about it."
Seinfeld
We just picked up two women at The Gap.
"We just picked up two women at The Gap."
Seinfeld
How did you decide which one of you would date which girl?
"How did you decide which one of you would date which girl?"
Seinfeld
So I'm on Third Avenue, minding my own business and yada, yada, yada.
"So I'm on Third Avenue, minding my own business and yada, yada, yada."
Seinfeld
I get a free massage and a facial.
"I get a free massage and a facial."
Seinfeld
What a succinct story.
"What a succinct story."
Seinfeld
So I'm surprised you drive a Cadillac.
"So I'm surprised you drive a Cadillac."
Seinfeld
Oh, it's not mine. It's my mother's.
"Oh, it's not mine. It's my mother's."
Seinfeld
Are you close with your parents?
"Are you close with your parents?"
Seinfeld
Well, they gave birth to me and yada, yada.
"Well, they gave birth to me and yada, yada."
Seinfeld
Yada what?
"Yada what?"
Seinfeld
Yada, yada, yada.
"Yada, yada, yada."
Seinfeld
It's a nice place.
"It's a nice place."
Seinfeld
Really nice.
"Really nice."
Seinfeld
- I like your shirt. - Oh, thank you.
"- I like your shirt. - Oh, thank you."
Seinfeld
It's a hundred percent cotton. And some wool.
"It's a hundred percent cotton. And some wool."
Seinfeld
Well, you two seem to have the same taste.
"Well, you two seem to have the same taste."
Seinfeld
- Well, I like it too. - Oh, well, I have the same shirt.
"- Well, I like it too. - Oh, well, I have the same shirt."
Seinfeld
Yeah, well, I'm wearing it.
"Yeah, well, I'm wearing it."
Seinfeld
Well, I like your shirt too.
"Well, I like your shirt too."
Seinfeld
Well, so do I.
"Well, so do I."
Seinfeld
Did I mention I'm a serious actor?
"Did I mention I'm a serious actor?"
Seinfeld
- Really? - I enjoy polo.
"- Really? - I enjoy polo."
Seinfeld
I like the beach.
"I like the beach."
Seinfeld
My aunt has been ill of late.
"My aunt has been ill of late."
Seinfeld
I own a tuxedo.
"I own a tuxedo."
Seinfeld
Anything to drink? Some wine perhaps?
"Anything to drink? Some wine perhaps?"
Seinfeld
- I like merlot. - I love merlot.
"- I like merlot. - I love merlot."
Seinfeld
- I'm crazy about merlot. - I live for merlot.
"- I'm crazy about merlot. - I live for merlot."
Seinfeld
We're out of merlot.
"We're out of merlot."
Seinfeld
We'll clear out for your interview.
"We'll clear out for your interview."
Seinfeld
- Okay. - Make us sound good.
"- Okay. - Make us sound good."
Seinfeld
- Oh, come on. - Bye.
"- Oh, come on. - Bye."
Seinfeld
- Bye, Beth. Bye, Arnie. - Bye.
"- Bye, Beth. Bye, Arnie. - Bye."
Seinfeld
Nice people.
"Nice people."
Seinfeld
So you know Beth and Arnie pretty well?
"So you know Beth and Arnie pretty well?"
Seinfeld
Oh, yeah, yeah.
"Oh, yeah, yeah."
Seinfeld
Do you socialize with them often?
"Do you socialize with them often?"
Seinfeld
Yeah, yeah, we go out to dinner a lot...
"Yeah, yeah, we go out to dinner a lot..."
Seinfeld
...usually Chinese. Well, sometimes Thai.
"...usually Chinese. Well, sometimes Thai."
Seinfeld
And we go to the movies. Arnie's a real film buff.
"And we go to the movies. Arnie's a real film buff."
Seinfeld
Actually, I remember this one time.
"Actually, I remember this one time."
Seinfeld
This is funny.
"This is funny."
Seinfeld
We went to see the movie Striptease.
"We went to see the movie Striptease."
Seinfeld
I don't know if you've seen it. It doesn't matter. Anyway.
"I don't know if you've seen it. It doesn't matter. Anyway."
Seinfeld
And it was during the opening credits...
"And it was during the opening credits..."
Seinfeld
...it was before the movie even started.
"...it was before the movie even started."
Seinfeld
And I was whispering something to Beth...
"And I was whispering something to Beth..."
Seinfeld
...and Arnie leans over to me and he goes, "Would you shut up?"
"...and Arnie leans over to me and he goes, "Would you shut up?""
Seinfeld
I mean, he barely even knew me. Where did he get off-?
"I mean, he barely even knew me. Where did he get off-?"
Seinfeld
But they're great people.
"But they're great people."
Seinfeld
You're in here.
"You're in here."
Seinfeld
- What are you doing here? - I knew you had an appointment.
"- What are you doing here? - I knew you had an appointment."
Seinfeld
Well, this is very awkward.
"Well, this is very awkward."
Seinfeld
I'll leave when the guy comes in.
"I'll leave when the guy comes in."
Seinfeld
Hey, I gotta tell you. I am loving this yada yada thing.
"Hey, I gotta tell you. I am loving this yada yada thing."
Seinfeld
You know, I can gloss over my whole life story.
"You know, I can gloss over my whole life story."
Seinfeld
- Look at that. - Hey, don't play with that.
"- Look at that. - Hey, don't play with that."
Seinfeld
That's going in my mouth.
"That's going in my mouth."
Seinfeld