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Clips from The Office - The List (S08E08)

Short Films 2005 Season 8, Episode 1 472 clips
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Title Season Episode
Pilot 1 1
Downsize 1 1
Diversity Day 1 2
Work Experience 1 2
Health Care 1 3
The Quiz 1 3
The Alliance 1 4
Basketball 1 5
New Girl 1 5
Hot Girl 1 6
Judgement 1 6
The Dundies 2 1
Merger 2 1
Sexual Harassment 2 2
Appraisals 2 2
Office Olympics 2 3
Party 2 3
The Fire 2 4
Motivation 2 4
Halloween 2 5
Charity 2 5
The Fight 2 6
Interview 2 6
The Client 2 7
Performance Review 2 8
E-Mail Surveillance 2 9
Christmas Party 2 10
Booze Cruise 2 11
The Injury 2 12
The Secret 2 13
The Carpet 2 14
Boys and Girls 2 15
Valentine's Day 2 16
Dwight's Speech 2 17
Take Your Daughter to Work Day 2 18
Michael's Birthday 2 19
Drug Testing 2 20
Conflict Resolution 2 21
Casino Night 2 22
Gay Witch Hunt 3 1
The Convention 3 2
The Coup 3 3
Grief Counseling 3 4
Initiation 3 5
Diwali 3 6
Branch Closing 3 7
The Merger 3 8
The Convict 3 9
A Benihana Christmas 3 10
Back from Vacation 3 11
Traveling Salesmen 3 12
The Return 3 13
The Negotiation 3 13
Ben Franklin 3 14
Phyllis' Wedding 3 15
Business School 3 16
Cocktails 3 17
Safety Training 3 19
Product Recall 3 20
Women's Appreciation 3 21
Beach Games 3 22
The Job 3 23
Fun Run (PART OF NEXT EPISODE) 4 1
Dunder Mifflin Infinity 4 2
Launch Party 4 3
Money 4 4
Local Ad 4 5
Branch Wars 4 6
Survivor Man 4 7
The Deposition 4 8
Dinner Party 4 9
Chair Model 4 10
Night Out 4 11
Did I Stutter? 4 12
Job Fair 4 13
Goodbye, Toby 4 14
Weight Loss 5 1
Business Ethics 5 2
Baby Shower 5 3
Crime Aid 5 4
Employee Transfer 5 5
Customer Survey 5 6
Business Trip 5 7
Frame Toby 5 8
The Surplus 5 9
Moroccan Christmas 5 10
The Duel 5 11
Prince Family Paper 5 12
Stress Relief 5 13
Lecture Circuit: Part 1 5 14
Lecture Circuit: Part 2 5 15
Blood Drive 5 16
Golden Ticket 5 17
New Boss 5 18
Two Weeks 5 19
Dream Team 5 20
Michael Scott Paper Company 5 21
Heavy Competition 5 22
Broke 5 23
Title Season Episode
Casual Friday 5 24
Cafe Disco 5 25
Company Picnic 5 26
Gossip 6 1
The Meeting 6 2
The Promotion 6 3
Niagara 6 4
Niagara Part 2 6 5
Mafia 6 6
The Lover 6 7
Koi Pond 6 8
Double Date 6 9
Murder 6 10
Shareholder Meeting 6 11
Scott's Tots 6 12
Secret Santa 6 13
The Banker 6 14
Sabre 6 15
Manager and Salesman 6 16
The Delivery: Part 1 6 17
The Delivery (Part 2) 6 18
St. Patrick's Day 6 19
New Leads 6 20
Happy Hour 6 21
Secretary's Day 6 22
Body Language 6 23
The Cover-Up 6 24
The Chump 6 25
Whistleblower 6 26
Nepotism 7 1
Counseling 7 2
Andy's Play 7 3
Sex Ed 7 4
The Sting 7 5
Costume Contest 7 6
Christening 7 7
Viewing Party 7 8
WUPHF.com 7 9
China 7 10
Classy Christmas (Part 1) 7 11
Ultimatum 7 13
The Seminar 7 14
The Search 7 15
PDA 7 16
Threat Level Midnight 7 17
Todd Packer 7 18
Garage Sale 7 19
Training Day 7 20
Michael's Last Dundies 7 21
Goodbye, Michael 7 22
The Inner Circle 7 23
Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager 7 24
The List 8 1
The Incentive 8 2
Lotto 8 3
Garden Party 8 4
Spooked 8 5
Doomsday 8 6
Pam's Replacement 8 7
Gettysburg 8 8
Mrs. California 8 9
Christmas Wishes 8 10
Trivia 8 11
Pool Party 8 12
Jury Duty 8 13
Special Project 8 14
Tallahassee 8 15
After Hours 8 16
Test The Store 8 17
Last Day in Florida 8 18
Get The Girl 8 19
Welcome Party 8 20
Angry Andy 8 21
Turf War 8 23
Free Family Portrait Studio 8 24
New Guys 9 1
Roy's Wedding 9 2
Andy's Ancestry 9 3
Work Bus 9 4
Here Comes Treble 9 5
The Boat 9 6
The Whale 9 7
The Target 9 8
Dwight Christmas 9 9
Lice 9 10
Suit Warehouse 9 11
Customer Loyalty 9 12
Junior Salesman 9 13
Vandalism 9 14
Couples Discount 9 15
Moving On 9 16
The Farm 9 17
Promos 9 18
Stairmageddon 9 19
Paper Airplane 9 20
Livin' the Dream 9 21
A.A.R.M 9 22
Finale 9 23
That's it.
"That's it."
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Planking is one of those things where,
"Planking is one of those things where,"
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after a lot of deliberation
"after a lot of deliberation"
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He talked her out of her own job
"He talked her out of her own job"
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And, about Dwight, I sense that he might
"And, about Dwight, I sense that he might"
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So I sat him down and we had a talk.
"So I sat him down and we had a talk."
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And I told him, "I need a really strong number two.
"And I told him, "I need a really strong number two."
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I do kickboxing three times a week,
"I do kickboxing three times a week,"
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an hour of meditation every morning at sunrise,
"an hour of meditation every morning at sunrise,"
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and again at sunset.
"and again at sunset."
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Oh, yeah, pregnant.
"Oh, yeah, pregnant."
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not being the only pregnant woman in the office.
"not being the only pregnant woman in the office."
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Hoist him aloft!
"Hoist him aloft!"
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but I got something much better...
"but I got something much better..."
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It might be easier if you take a deep breath,
"It might be easier if you take a deep breath,"
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No one should be planking at all.
"No one should be planking at all."
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about half the time.
"about half the time."
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And yet you hope it is you too.
"And yet you hope it is you too."
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It's strange.
"It's strange."
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We have that 9:30 A.M. casual chitchat scheduled.
"We have that 9:30 A.M. casual chitchat scheduled."
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an extra long Columbus day weekend?
"an extra long Columbus day weekend?"
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Don't know. Super care.
"Don't know. Super care."
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Pam! Pam! Psst!
"Pam! Pam! Psst!"
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Pam!
"Pam!"
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Come here.
"Come here."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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See? I think that...
"See? I think that..."
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Phyllis!
"Phyllis!"
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- You okay? - Yeah, yeah. Oh!
"- You okay? - Yeah, yeah. Oh!"
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Thank you so much. Good work.
"Thank you so much. Good work."
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Here's something.
"Here's something."
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Shh! Pam, come on.
"Shh! Pam, come on."
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Come on, just say you saw the list by accident.
"Come on, just say you saw the list by accident."
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And it's starting to stack up-- feels like a lot.
"And it's starting to stack up-- feels like a lot."
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Weird thing...
"Weird thing..."
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You read my notebook, and-- and photocopied it,
"You read my notebook, and-- and photocopied it,"
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and distributed it.
"and distributed it."
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What?
"What?"
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And by the way, I am so glad I asked.
"And by the way, I am so glad I asked."
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Might as well have been sketching a cube.
"Might as well have been sketching a cube."
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Stanley, you do puzzles all day. What do we got?
"Stanley, you do puzzles all day. What do we got?"
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assign it a number, add 'em all up,
"assign it a number, add 'em all up,"
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No. No, it's not.
"No. No, it's not."
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Left-siders, over here. Right-siders line up over here.
"Left-siders, over here. Right-siders line up over here."
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Let's just size each other up here,
"Let's just size each other up here,"
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Stop, stop, stop.
"Stop, stop, stop."
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Let's do this, guys!
"Let's do this, guys!"
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All right.
"All right."
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Totally, totally agree.
"Totally, totally agree."
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You know, I feel comfortable enough now
"You know, I feel comfortable enough now"
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Okay.
"Okay."
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Aww.
"Aww."
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Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
"Whoo! Whoo-hoo!"
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Okay, now clearing the obvious, but doesn't the fact
"Okay, now clearing the obvious, but doesn't the fact"
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and you're like, "oh, loser."
"and you're like, "oh, loser.""
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Is everything all right?
"Is everything all right?"
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take the casserole out of the--
"take the casserole out of the--"
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of the refrigerator and put it in the oven.
"of the refrigerator and put it in the oven."
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Metaphorically, of course.
"Metaphorically, of course."
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uh, let's say top-tier,
"uh, let's say top-tier,"
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What I'm thinking of.
"What I'm thinking of."
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negative reinforcement,
"negative reinforcement,"
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and then inevitably reframing it all
"and then inevitably reframing it all"
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Losers, prove me wrong.
"Losers, prove me wrong."
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I'm going in there.
"I'm going in there."
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Well, then
"Well, then"
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I will make a new list for you.
"I will make a new list for you."
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I did not know about the sales figures.
"I did not know about the sales figures."
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Erin Hannon-- The receptionist and my closest confidante--
"Erin Hannon-- The receptionist and my closest confidante--"
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we're going to take a half-day
"we're going to take a half-day"
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Yes, I do.
"Yes, I do."
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Good-bye.
"Good-bye."
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Good night, Andy.
"Good night, Andy."
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Oh, for God's sake.
"Oh, for God's sake."
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"Planking" is a very stupid and dangerous trend.
""Planking" is a very stupid and dangerous trend."
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Basically you lie like a plank in weird places.
"Basically you lie like a plank in weird places."
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Sometimes you get run over.
"Sometimes you get run over."
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Welcome to the Internet.
"Welcome to the Internet."
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hey, you either get it or you don't.
"hey, you either get it or you don't."
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And I don't.
"And I don't."
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- After you, my good sir. - No, I insist.
"- After you, my good sir. - No, I insist."
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The search committee finally decided
"The search committee finally decided"
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Who took one look around
"Who took one look around"
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and left.
"and left."
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to make him CEO.
"to make him CEO."
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CEO...
"CEO..."
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Her own job.
"Her own job."
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and I don't really know how someone does that.
"and I don't really know how someone does that."
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But, anyway, then the position was his to fill
"But, anyway, then the position was his to fill"
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and he chose...
"and he chose..."
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It's unbelievable.
"It's unbelievable."
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True, I might have been the second choice,
"True, I might have been the second choice,"
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but I was the first choice's first choice.
"but I was the first choice's first choice."
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have some resentment about not getting the job.
"have some resentment about not getting the job."
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I want you to be my enforcer."
"I want you to be my enforcer.""
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Smart, right? Very smart.
"Smart, right? Very smart."
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Ke-- Kevin!
"Ke-- Kevin!"
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Yeah, at first I was really disappointed.
"Yeah, at first I was really disappointed."
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But I've got a great daily routine going right now.
"But I've got a great daily routine going right now."
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I've upped my karate to eight times a week.
"I've upped my karate to eight times a week."
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I've added boxing, lunches and on weekends.
"I've added boxing, lunches and on weekends."
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krav maga four times a week,
"krav maga four times a week,"
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So yeah... I'm doing great.
"So yeah... I'm doing great."
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Okay, I'm going to need some help. Pam?
"Okay, I'm going to need some help. Pam?"
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I don't think I should.
"I don't think I should."
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Right here. Little Michael Scott.
"Right here. Little Michael Scott."
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Nope. I told you I don't like that joke.
"Nope. I told you I don't like that joke."
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It is a boy-- We found out early.
"It is a boy-- We found out early."
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Much different the second time around.
"Much different the second time around."
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And I have to say, it is nice
"And I have to say, it is nice"
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Look! It's, uh, little pregs and big pregs.
"Look! It's, uh, little pregs and big pregs."
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Wait, when did we start calling...
"Wait, when did we start calling..."
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Isn't it amazing, the difference in our sizes?
"Isn't it amazing, the difference in our sizes?"
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Well, I am a few months ahead of you.
"Well, I am a few months ahead of you."
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I'm having a child with my husband the senator,
"I'm having a child with my husband the senator,"
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and Pam is having a child with Jim...
"and Pam is having a child with Jim..."
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The great salesman.
"The great salesman."
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Come on, Darryl!
"Come on, Darryl!"
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Lift, lift, Darryl. Yeah, come on, man...
"Lift, lift, Darryl. Yeah, come on, man..."
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Yeah, I wanted the manager job,
"Yeah, I wanted the manager job,"
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