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Clips from The Office - Valentine's Day (S02E02)

"Phyllis."
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"You could just sign here."
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"So I made him promise not to get me anything too big."
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"I will stay here and run things on this end. Very good."
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"Question: Will you be seeing Jan when you're in New York?"
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"I probably will. Why do you ask?"
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"Well, it's Valentine's Day. And you guys, you know..."
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"This is a business trip. I would have to be a raving lunatic"
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"Hey, Pam. You heart NY, right? You want me to pick you up anything?"
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"Dude. I'm going to nail it."
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"New York, New York."
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"Happy Valentine's Day."
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"It's me."
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"I'm the Bobble Head."
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"Yes!"
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"The meeting isn't till 3:00."
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"But I always like to come to New York a little bit early,"
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"Like right here is my favorite New York pizza joint."
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"Last night, Ryan and I totally, finally hooked up."
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"Ryan, what's taking you so long? And then he kissed me."
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"And I didn't know what to say. Wow."
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"So I said, Ryan, what took you so long?"
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"I'm embarrassed. No. Don't be."
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"Most people, when they come to New York,"
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"It's from Bob, again. That's great."
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"Everybody takes the subway in New York."
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"It's a way to... Okay, there's a guy pooping in a cardboard box down there."
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"And it's..."
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"I thought you were... Okay. I thought that was..."
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"Are you serious? He was here?"
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"When? When I was talking to the fake Tina Fey?"
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"Work at Corporate with Jan. That would be awesome."
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"New York is like Scranton on acid."
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"It's like Michael Jordan in the NBA finals,"
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"And this presentation is Desert Storm."
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"we will not have to deal with those Iraqis anymore."
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"No. I didn't even have a seat for you anyway."
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"All right, man."
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"Phyllis Lapin? Holy God."
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"Man, that thing's bigger than I am. No, it's not."
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"Hey. Hey, hey."
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"of every strip club in Albany, is that true? Guilty, yeah."
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"We're just waiting for the presentations."
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"Pam. Hi, how're you doing? Good."
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"privately?"
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"No, Pam, just... I'm..."
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"Please."
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"sometimes the gift is really about the gesture, you know,"
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"like, what it means instead of what it is."
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"You mean, like a ham?"
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"She ain't my boss, dude. I don't work for that bitch."
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"You like Jan? How can you like Jan?"
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"Maybe because she's my girlfriend."
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"I mean, I know that it's Valentine's Day or whatever."
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"And Michael Scott, Scranton."
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"Nice to meet you. Ditto."
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"How are you, Jan? Fine, Michael, thank you."
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"Thank you. Okay, Michael."
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"Because at Dunder Mifflin, Scranton,"
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"Yeah, I shot a bunch of footage around the office,"
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"edited it together on my Mac."
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"You know, not what this is about, but..."
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"Well, I hope this gave you a little taste"
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"I'm sure you'll be greeted by a big smile, and a How're you doing, pal?"
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"Questions?"
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"Okay. Okay, thank you, Michael, that was great."
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"Oscar."
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"Nothing for me? Join the club."
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"It would be really nice if he was into you, right? It'd be great."
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"Well, he's not, though. So you just gotta suck it up."
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"Come to my poker game tonight."
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"Look, I'm sorry. I didn't know."
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"Michael, it was months ago."
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"It was once. It's over."
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"Yes, I'm sorry."
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"Keep it happy. Care for it. Feed it."
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"Hey, babe. Hey."
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"but I was, kind of, hoping you'd get me something for Valentine's Day."
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"You understand this is a very serious situation."
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"And Jan is a fantastic executive"
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"and has all the integrity in the world and..."
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"Good night, Pam. Night, Phyllis."
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"Really, sorry again. Oh, no, it's okay. Yeah, it's okay."
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"So... Happy Valentine's Day."
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"Yeah, Happy Valentine's Day."
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"I really like Valentine's Day in this office."
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"It's kind of like grade school."
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"Like, last year, Jim gave me this card with Dwight's head on it."
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"It was horrifying and funny and..."
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"Roy and I are saving for the wedding."
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"Happy Valentine's Day, darling. Love, Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration."
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"Isn't he sweet? Oh, yeah."
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"Wow."
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"All right, Dwight, as you know I'm heading to New York today,"
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"doing a presentation on the branch to the new CFO."
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"And you want me to come with you. No. The opposite of that."
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"Well. ... screwed."
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"What is your problem?"
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"to try to talk to Jan about what happened between us."
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"Her words, not mine. She sent me an e-mail this morning."
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"But it is Valentine's Day."
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"It's New York. The City of Love."
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"That's okay. All right."
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"The best present would be, you do a good job in front of the new CFO."
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"Me in New York? Oh, I own that city. Forget about it!"
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"See you."
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"Well, here we go, on our way to New York."
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"The city so nice, they named it twice."
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"So, this year I don't have to worry about Valentine's Day."
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"It's going to be good. I invited a couple of friends over."
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"We're gonna play some cards and I'll end up winning a lot of money,"
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"because they're idiots."
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"It's gonna be great."
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"Yeah, but who put it here? And for what purpose?"
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"It was there when I sat down."
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"Hey, Kelly, what's up? Nothing."
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"Oh! Except... Oh, my God, Jim."
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"It was awesome. That's great. I'm really happy for you."
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"I know, and it was so funny. 'Cause we were at this bar with his friends,"
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"and I was sitting next to him the whole night,"
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