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Clips from The Office - Survivor Man (S04E04)

"Oh, it wasn't camping. It was more of a wilderness retreat."
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"Ryan invited some of the branch managers and Toby into the woods"
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"Apparently they already knew everything they needed to know about him."
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"Michael wasn't invited on Ryan's camping trip."
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"He wasn't invited."
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"Who went? Me, Dan from Buffalo, Mark Chisholm,"
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"Ryan invited me to go on his wilderness adventure retreat."
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"It was this amazing, beautiful..."
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"Hey. Nobody cares. Nobody cares."
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"I need that room at some point, so just wrap it up."
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"Michael wasn't invited."
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"Not real. Got it."
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"When Michael plays the hypothetical game, I always say yes."
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"Your body only has a certain amount."
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"Here's the thing. That's not how you go camping."
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"I think you go camping by yourself in the wilderness."
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"It's not with a group of guys frolicking around in tents. It's one guy"
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"or two guys, if your plans change. They're not"
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"and find out something about myself."
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"I want to get out of here. All the cliques and the office politics, fluorescent lights."
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"And the asbestos."
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"When Jan and I had satellite, we used to watch a reality show called Survivorman."
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"into the middle of nowhere and just try not to die,"
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"or be overexposed."
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"I will also be taking a personal day tomorrow"
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"Do you want me to ask where you're going?"
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"deep into the Pennsylvania wilderness. Oh."
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"Where he will then leave me"
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"in the wild that I wish to share with me, myself and I."
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"That'd be great."
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"You simulate a disaster, like a plane wreck."
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"You can only wear the clothes that you have on,"
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"Now this way I can't retrace my steps."
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"I do remember, yeah. It's birthday month."
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"and some sort of joke gift and makes a toast."
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"Maybe even, arguably, possibly to a fault."
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"Happy birthday!"
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"So I think, yeah, I think getting these out of the way might be productive."
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"Yeah."
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"Wow. You're shaking things up a bit, huh?"
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"It's a pretty good idea, don't you think?"
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"Hmm."
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"DWIGHT: Here we go into the wild, to the mighty forest."
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"Keep going. You're fine."
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"Just some bushes and some thickets."
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"You wanted wilderness. You got it."
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"This is really cool."
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"Right? I was just thinking..."
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"What are you doing? Stop it."
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"Here's your knife. Thank you."
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"Okay. Yeah."
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"Okay."
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"Yes. Okay."
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"Yeah. People like me, I guess."
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"Jim."
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"to let someone else pick the cake on my birthday."
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"I want a nice cobbler."
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"She'll know what that means."
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"My sport coat here"
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"Jimbo. Andy."
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"Me likey the ice cream cake, okay? Fudgie the Whale."
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"if you want to make people happy, namely me,"
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"Hey, Andy, I have some calls to make. Loud and clear."
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"I can literally say anything I want. No one is going to hear me."
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"I have hemorrhoids."
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"Michael's a man of great depth and passion."
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"But I hope he finds it."
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"Lunch."
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"Starting to feel it a little bit."
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"What is Jim thinking? It's a birthday. So what if there's a lot of them?"
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"We're talking about nothing. Come on, gang."
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"Nothing to worry about. Just using the scope."
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"(KNOCKING ON DOOR)"
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"What? Well, there was but Michael scheduled it for"
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"I don't know, I just thought maybe you"
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"I'm allergic to mushrooms."
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"Then we need to..."
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"I'll take them. Well, nobody's touching my cobbler."
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"Man became civilized for a reason. He decided that he liked to have warmth"
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"because I have the freshest air around, AC."
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"Well, I tried to put all the birthdays together at once."
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"Ten years, you'll figure it out."
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"Well, I don't think I'll be here in ten years, but..."
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"I never know."
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"to lighten the tension when things sort of get hard."
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"I really didn't think I was gonna have a good time, but I did."
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"I totally did. I love camping. Anything can happen."
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"Morning. Michael."
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"for a get-to-know-you weekend. Michael wasn't invited."
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"Did you sleep in cabins?"
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"You should come. Bob and I took rock climbing lessons once."
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"(MICHAEL LAUGHING)"
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"Toby went, but Michael didn't go."
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"Jack from Albany, and Ryan, obviously. We ate so many s'mores"
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"I finally had to say, "No more s'mores. No more s'mores.""
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"Hypothetically, if I were to ask you to go camping."
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"And... Do you know what "hypothetical" means?"
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"So if I were to hypothetically ask you to go camping with me,"
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"would you go? Absolutely. Yes."
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"Really? Yeah."
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"Oh, do you want to go today?"
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"And I am always busy."
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"Oh, I can't go today because I'm donating blood."
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"Is there a limit? I don't..."
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"Well. Is that it? Or..."
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"Yeah. Just this whole Toby camping thing."
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"I don't know, seems a little lame. I mean... How so?"
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"A bunch of guys in a tent making s'mores."
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"What's that? Oh, I'm on Broken Mountain."
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"I want to do it myself. You know, I want to go"
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"I thought we had that looked at."
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"And it was interesting because it was about a guy who would go out"
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"try not to get eaten by an animal,"
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"Okay, I will only need two things, a roll of duct tape and a knife."
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"I'm on it. Okay. Thirty minutes or less."
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"Please come back."
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"Save the receipts. Hey, what..."
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"Let's see if any of these will work. Hey. Hey. Dwight. Dwight..."
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"I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office."
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"I saved Jim's life with a can of pepper spray I had Velcroed under my desk."
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