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Clips from The Office - Prince Family Paper (S05E05)

"Well..."
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"It's a computer, Dwight. I mean, computers have wires."
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"Dwight, I'm really busy. I can't talk about this anymore."
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"but we've been talking about going after their market,"
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"Oh, I do."
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"What are you guys talking about?"
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"Who's the gal in question?"
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"Hilary Swank."
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"Have you seen her with her bangs?"
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"and then we'll be done with it?"
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"Who thinks that Hilary Swank is hot? Raise your hand."
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"Thank you, accounting department."
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"and we have to seduce her in order to get their secrets?"
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"Okay. Then we meet at the Denny's,"
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"Don't... You know what? Socialist."
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"You will have pancakes, and you'll like it."
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"They could be shrinking. No, because the sign is centered"
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"Okay, so you go in now. Mmm-hmm."
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"No, no, no, like this."
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"until you get down to the single-cell shark."
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"MICHAEL: Hello? Hello."
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"We're a law firm."
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"You know, I'll be honest with you about something."
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"Ah! So, when did you set up shop?"
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"Ooh, Vietnam. I hear it's lovely."
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"ALL: Hot. Hot."
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"Okay. TMI."
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"I'd like to apply for a job."
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"Why don't you just get rid of this guy?"
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"I'm a paper salesman at a second-tier paper company called Dunder Mifflin."
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"I would say you guys have, what,"
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"40 high-volume clients?"
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"Try 80."
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"Better look out. Someone might run you out of business."
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"so, therefore, we don't judge them as real people."
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"Are you serious? Jim, just show us a picture."
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"Kevin, come on. KELLY: Yeah, shut up, Kevin."
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"No, but he's making all these fancy..."
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"(ALL CHEERING)"
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"Perfect."
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"Can I have a copy of that?"
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"What's going on? A little homework over here?"
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"Right there."
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"It's weird. You just don't... Just go by the "X.""
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"(WHOOPS) Way to go. Nice."
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"Don't put that."
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"Kevin. Okay."
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"So, yes, she's hot. She's hot as heck."
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"She's a female Boris Becker."
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"Wait. Let me get something for you here."
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"All right, thank you."
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"if I could catch a ride home with you in your car."
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"Of course. Thank you very much."
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"Go, go, go. Go, peel out! Go!"
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"Shoot. What the..."
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"Oh. MICHAEL: Darn it."
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"DWIGHT: Not good. Is everyone okay?"
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"You know, we're just gonna call a tow truck, so..."
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"Wait, what?"
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"See that? The obvious symmetry of the face."
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"features that are a composite average of many features."
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"Yes, she's attractive, but she's not hot."
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"(MEN CHATTERING)"
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"You know, let me give you some money for this."
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"Ah. Disgusting. What is this? Instant?"
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"Well, that ought to do it. Okay."
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"Should be called the "Sucker" family."
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""Here you go, shark."
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"if I call Wallace and give him this information?"
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"It's a James Bond..."
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"Have you ever seen a lioness devour her cub?"
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"Have you ever seen a raccoon devour a squirrel?"
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"My heart... My heart says no."
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"If we don't do this to Prince Paper, then someone else will."
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"I am trying to be more optimistic in life."
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"20, 30 more years left,"
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"but that's no way to live life."
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"Far too many died,"
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"You are right. I will call Wallace,"
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"(EXHALES)"
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"And I will give him all of my info."
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"You are doing the right thing, Michael."
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"Michael!"
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"Michael!"
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"Stop! Give me the list!"
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"It's business! It's not personal!"
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"It's over, Michael. It's over."
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"(YELLS)"
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"Okay."
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"Yeah. Thank you. Good work."
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"It is bitter because I slightly destroyed a wonderful little family."
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"I don't even... What's the point of that?"
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"Oh, she's hot."
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"Damn it."
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"What's this?"
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"Looks like a red wire."
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"It wasrt here before."
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"Yours doesn't."
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"Doesrt it?"
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"No."
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"Dwight, get out of here. Just shut up, Phyllis."
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"STANLEY: What are you doing?"
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"I got 500 feet of red wire at a flea market out by Dunmore High School."
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"Crazy. What a deal."
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"Oh! He'll be fine. I made it up there."
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"What you talking 'bout, Wallace?"
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"DAVID: Hi, Michael. How are you? Hi."
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"I'm well. How are you?"
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"Very good."
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"So, listen, as you know,"
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"we haven't yet filled the Regional Supervisor job."
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"Oh, have you not? Correct."
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"And I was wondering if I could get you to do some of the fieldwork"
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"that would normally go to the supervisor."
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"Okay. There's an area from Carbondale to Marshbrook..."
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"There's a small company there, Prince Paper."
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"I can't get a report on it"
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"because it's not a public company,"
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"so I was hoping you could do some fact-finding for me."
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"Okay."
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