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Clips from The Office - Manager and Salesman (S06E06)

"I just wanted to check and see if there was anything you needed"
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"Definitely. No. No!"
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"You need to come by your sales honorably."
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"There is nothing dishonorable about talking about your life."
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"Yeah, I could sure use the money."
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"My cousin came down with a case of that nasty new goat fungus."
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"I thought that maybe we should do something special for early dinner."
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"in the hospital will be very nice,"
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"and I do not plan on helping unless it's a boy."
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"I cannot wait for that joke to be over."
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"Also, I did a heck of a job baby-proofing this office."
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"Well, the baby was conceived here,"
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"I don't want to know. Tell me later. Let's go! Let's go! Hospital!"
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"We are waiting until midnight."
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"Shut up, Nick. God! What a weird thing to say."
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"Weird IT nerd. Don't get revenge on me, nerd."
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"and sometimes epidurals don't work, and you can poop yourself."
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"and I want you to be the mother."
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"That's seven minutes. Here we go."
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"'cause if your baby's born tomorrow,"
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"he's gonna have the same birthday"
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"I'm just the left tackle who happened to get her pregnant."
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"Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay. Stop watching me."
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"I think I have some better things to do with my day"
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"While we're on the subject, why don't I just run you down to the hospital"
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"Not till midnight."
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"Guys, a word of advice, speaking as a former baby."
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"Maybe you guys should all go back to work 'cause the day's not out yet."
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"No, no, no. You know what?"
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"I feel like this noise is gonna prevent Pam"
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"I don't think I'm gonna make it till midnight"
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"Right now, right now, conference room."
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"left and right from my teachers"
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"(IMITATES FARTING)"
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"I can do the Evolution of Dance dance."
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"Totally threw me off, so I'm gonna have to start over."
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"Assault, Count Fleet, Whirlaway, War Admiral, Omaha, Gallant Fox."
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"Before we conceive a child,"
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"It's been a long time since we've come down here separately."
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"You know, I was thinking..."
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"provided by the father, Dwight Schrute,"
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"Agreed? Agreed."
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"Okay, you know what? I'm gonna go give Dr. Rezvani a quick call."
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"Jim, please, happy thoughts here."
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"Happy times. Yeah, happy times. Come on."
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""Stimulate the nipples.""
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"Okay, yeah, why don't you go get it?"
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"Okay, great. Well, sorry."
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"JIM: "Frazzled." You don't like to be frazzled."
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"Oh. And by the way, hate that you're helping her with this right now. Totally."
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"Someone's freaking."
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"(ALL LAUGHING) Yeah, he is."
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"JIM: I know Pam better than anyone in this office,"
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"but everybody wants to say that I'm crazy."
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""Five to seven minutes.""
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Acceptable names include, and are limited to,"
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"Ebenezer. Jebediah."
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"Honus. Jedediah."
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"What if it's a girl?"
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"You know me too well."
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"Totally. You don't have to worry."
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"Oh, God, don't be mad."
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"Mad?"
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"Whoo! All right."
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"Well, I definitely feel better. Good."
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"Is it midnight yet? No, it's 4:35."
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"No. Not yet, Michael."
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"MICHAEL: We can do it."
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"Oh, wow! It's almost time for ultra feast."
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"Where's Kevin? What?"
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"so they can pig out together in the name of ceremony."
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"And if I don't get there, I don't get there."
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"We have ratatouille from Ratatouille,"
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"I'm not going today because I can't do it! I don't think I can do it!"
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"You can do this."
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"You can do this."
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"Pam, I'm scared."
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"I'm petrified."
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"So let's have it at the hospital."
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"MICHAEL: It's okay. No, I told you to warn me at five minutes."
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"You know where you're going? The hospital."
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"Erin, call an ambulance, please!"
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"You are in no condition to drive."
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"Go bag's in the car. Go bag? Where's my go bag?"
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"Okay, I can't find my keys! I cannot find my keys!"
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"Thank you! Wish me luck!"
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"Doesn't matter. I'll escort you!"
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"Let's go! MICHAEL: Easy, Dwight."
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"Michael! What?"
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"DWIGHT: Let's go!"
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"In fact, a few years back, I put an ad in the paper starting an escort service."
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"Got a lot of responses. Mostly creeps. Made a few friends."
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"Let's move! (CAR HORN HONKING)"
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"It has the birth song on it."
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"(CHUCKLES) Right?"
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"Michael, just go park the car."
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"Sir! Dunder Mifflin. It's okay."
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"before I went on my maternity leave."
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"(CHUCKLING) Yeah. I'm pregnant."
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"Great. Well, I'll write up the order."
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"Wait a minute. Okay, thanks."
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"Hey, did I tell you we're gonna have a baby?"
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"People like it."
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"Hey, there. Dwight Schrute here."
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"Listen, uh, would you be interested in restocking on paper?"
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"The doctor says he's never seen it beard so quickly."
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"Okay."
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"I need a baby. I'll never outsell Jim and Pam without one."
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"Also, I've been noticing a gaping hole in my life."
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"Sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
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"Kevin, you're such a gourmand."
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"Last night, I had Edward's cornflake chicken."
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"so we've been eating together a lot. Not all meals."
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"Just second breakfast, lunch, second lunch and first dinner."
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"One last ultra feast."
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"Mmm. That sounds great. What are you thinking?"
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"(GROANS)"
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