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Clips from The Office - The Boat (S09E09)

"I know you saw me with the Senator."
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"maturity, and discretion."
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"and get the best price you can, okay?"
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"Or we can hope for a holiday rally?"
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"I'm just a first responder in a disaster."
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"- Competent. - Right?"
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"in the damage control department."
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"So, that's cool."
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"That's beautiful."
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"No, I-I totally get that."
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"to come on the air today."
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"Does anybody feel particularly passionate"
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"10 reams of 40-pound bond at only $6.90 after discount?"
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"Uh, whatever you say, Brad Pitt.""
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"It's that easy."
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"Hey, so that good-looking single brother of yours?"
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"Heard he was in a downward spiral with booze."
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"So, how are you holding up?"
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"We're done, Meredith."
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"I was chosen for this task for a very good reason."
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"No. You chose yourself."
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"Tricky Siskel spat a bit of wicked biscuit--"
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"and living expenses for my mom."
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"So what else we got? Non-boat ideas."
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"- Excuse me a second. - Could this day get worse?"
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"She could get, like,"
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"This boat's been in our family since before I was born."
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"All right. Uh, all right."
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"Yes, the boat means everything to my family,"
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"Hey, guys, WPTU called."
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"at the steamtown mall, and Iris wants to cover that, so..."
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"Well, why don't I go and tell Dwight,"
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"Watermelon teeth."
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"He couldn't be more than late 30s, tops."
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"This is Dwight Schrute."
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"Please hold for Ms. Black."
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"Help! My teeth are all messed up in my mouth."
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"Thanks."
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"Did you order more?"
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"I did not."
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"Well, I don't know why I'm surprised."
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"That's interesting."
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"Ah!"
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"Okay, who wants to go for a super fun lunch"
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"I heard on the radio about a new cupcake place"
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"But dad wouldn't let me."
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"and he'd just smack my hand away."
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"Well, guess what."
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"Tonight."
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"Of course seriously. Get your coat on."
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"Yes."
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"Now then."
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"Are you, by any chance,"
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"This campaign is wearing him out."
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"Please stop."
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"Anyways, last night, he was so tired,"
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"Okay, how is my voice now?"
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"that says Dunder Mifflin paper is toxic?"
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"This is gotcha journalism."
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"But you know what? They're not gonna "gotch" me."
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"The stock price is plummeting."
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"or do I have to send in someone who understands the media?"
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"Um, a quick word? Please, just--"
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"Snack machine, on me."
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"Oh, that is nice."
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"No."
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"Yes, he's innocent."
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"I knew it from the beginning, this was a possibility."
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"Listen, the person responsible for this catastrophe"
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"Oh, my gosh, Andy. This is enormous."
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"So this is how your family came to America."
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"Sure, I-I'm not-- I didn't know."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"What does that one do?"
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"This raises the mainsail."
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"Don't do that."
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"take her for a little spin and a picnic"
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"Nope. Can't do that."
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"No one is insured to rig or operate now, except us."
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"You know what? Chill, okay?"
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"Good stuff. Great stuff."
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"Well, we're doing it."
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"The point was for me to sail it."
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"I'm the captain."
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"What?"
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"Yeah, I know, 'cause I'm sailing it there."
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"And how much for that cool fisherman sweater?"
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"where police have surrounded the house"
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"Please, sir, spare him."
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"Uh, this Wallace guy's looking at hard time,"
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"Okay, everyone. Everyone, hold on."
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"I know Wallace's phone number."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah, I know how to hoist the mainsail,"
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"I was having a little trouble,"
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"I need it. We need this."
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"And I believe in your ability to make the right choices."
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"- Walk out of the house... - What?"
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"Okay, Dwight?"
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"Wait a minute."
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"You guys?"
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"You heard?"
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"needed a little of my attention today."
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"I was just trying to be friendly."
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"- USA! USA! - USA. U--"
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"Erin, this is because of you."
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"You did this."
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"Would I have gone with him if he'd asked me?"
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"Hey, some buddies and I are going to poor Richard's"
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"Yeah, he is."
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"Thanks."
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"Yeah."
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"Can you guys come with me for a minute?"
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"I think I'm in love,"
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"possibly for the first time."
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"So, yes, Senator Lipton and I are having an affair."
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"I hope that I can count on your sensitivity,"
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"Why?"
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"All right, good. Yeah, just sell it"
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