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Clips from The Office - Blood Drive (S05E05)

"Hi."
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"Good morning. Can I help you?"
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"Shoot."
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"or someone presses star and they go to accounting."
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"Basically, 95% of my job."
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"But I'd like to see a machine that puts out candy for everyone."
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"Great."
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"Nice to meet you."
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"Great. Look at that."
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"Aye!"
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"I can't even imagine."
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"(MICHAEL SIGHS)"
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"Including me."
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"so I think that I am well qualified to understand"
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"that these people need to be protected from having love"
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"shoved into their faces."
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"Pam, really? They're back?"
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"DWIGHT: Yeah. KEVIN: Yes."
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"and I am cordially inviting all of you to a special convention,"
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"Singles only."
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"Yeah. Deal with it, Pam!"
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"So, we may not have someone in our lives that we love,"
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"You're going to need to lie down right over here."
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"Hi. I can't talk right now. I'm sorry."
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"It's better for me just to be quiet. Yeah."
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"Okay. Here we go."
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"Oh, God."
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"Hey. Why don't you guys come have lunch with Bob and me?"
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"(WHISPERS) Michael is terrified of Bob."
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"All right. That was bad."
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"A hat. A hat."
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"You're cute. What?"
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"Wow, I was so nervous about this."
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"I don't think I ate for three days."
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"Excuse me, waitress, where did the lady go?"
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"She left."
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"I'll help."
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"Yeah. Thanks."
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"It is so nice to go out with another couple."
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"Okay, well, who else?"
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"Really sad. OSCAR: I'm not done yet."
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"You should call him."
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"Yeah, Dwight and Andy. We were here."
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"He's on one of his honeymoons."
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"He made nonrefundable deposits on his honeymoons,"
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"so he's just knocking them off one at a time."
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"and later he's got a couples' massage."
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"who are alone on Valentine's"
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"You're like the guy who invented the seatbelt."
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"These people need love."
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"about the happiness of his employees than anything else."
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"I'm okay. I feel a little lopsided"
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"because of all the blood they took out of my right side."
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"Dwight K. Schrute."
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"Hi. I'm Lynn."
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"Lynn, follow me. Come on in."
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"I'm from here."
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"Yeah, okay. Well, he only gets better."
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"Name a knot, any knot. Go ahead."
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"So what's a woman as charming as yourself find herself employed"
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"You must use a lot of paper."
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"(SIGHS DELIGHTEDLY)"
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"What's the rule about eating"
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"And I think they gave him too many fries."
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"We should help him out."
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"I am."
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"'cause that's what you hate to see, when hope gets crushed."
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"Why do you always go to that?"
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"You met a woman when you were giving blood? That is so romantic."
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"I picked up her glove so I was hoping I could give it back to her."
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"With three billion women on the planet,"
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"We just... We were lying there next to each other."
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"I think our blood bags touched."
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"No. Just kidding."
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"Great, I have to cover it?"
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"Okay."
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"Where were we?"
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"Bowling."
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"I get very nervous talking to pretty girls."
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"Bye, Kevin."
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"You know, maybe sign..."
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"MEREDITH: Yeah. Sure, Michael. KELLY: Yeah."
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"Michael, it's time."
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"MICHAEL: Four months ago, I dated a woman named Holly,"
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"but it's about the fact that the prince even picked up the slipper at all."
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"so I think..."
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"Damn."
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"Yes. I'm from Tech Star, about a new phone system for you."
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"I'm sorry. He's not in right now."
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"SALESMAN: Really? He's never around when I come by."
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"They have new phone systems now"
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"that can ring directly to a salesman,"
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"How about I make an appointment to come back?"
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"That way I know he'll be here."
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"That is a great idea."
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"Oh, boy! Let's see. He's really..."
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"Michael Scott, manager. Hi, how are you?"
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"Hi. There he is."
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"I can assure you we don't need a new system, though."
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"Hello. May I help you?"
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"Jim-bo."
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"Jim."
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"Aye!"
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"Aye!"
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"ALL: Aye!"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"What was that? That was funny."
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"That was funny."
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"Let's go do it to somebody else."
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"Look at that."
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"I miss Stacy."
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"and she was way hotter than Stacy."
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"So if you think you're hurting..."
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"This is our first and only Valentine's Day as fiances."
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"You're only engaged once."
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"Well, present company excluded, but..."
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"Really, Jim? On Cupid's birthday?"
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"Yeah."
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"She's fine."
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