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Clips from The Office - Pilot (S01E01)

"All right Jim your quarterlies look very good."
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"How the thing is going at the library?"
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"Oh I told you couldn't close it so"
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"So you've come to the master for guidance?"
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"Is this what you're saying grasshopper?"
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"Actually you call me in here, but yeah."
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"All right, well let me show you how it's done."
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"Yes, I liked to speak to your office manager please"
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"yes hello this is Michael Scott, I am the regional manager"
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"of dundler Mifflin paper products."
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"Just wanted to talk to you manager ‡ manager."
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"All right done deal, thank you very much sir,"
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"you're a gentleman in the scolar."
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"Oh I'm sorry, ok, I'm sorry, my mistake."
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"That was a woman I was talking to... she had a very low voice."
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"Probably a smoker."
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"So so that's the way it's done."
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"I've been in Dundler Mifflin for twelve years,"
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"the last four as regional manager"
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"If you want to come through here,"
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"so we have the entire floor,"
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"so this is my kingdom, as far as the eye can see,"
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"ah this is our receptionist Pam."
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"Pam, Pam Pam! Pam Beesly."
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"Pam has been with us for"
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"for ever, right Pam?"
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"Well, I don't know!"
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"If you think she's cute now"
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"you should have seen her a couple of years ago!"
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"What?"
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"Any messages?"
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"Yeah, just a fax"
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"Pam this is from corporate."
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"How many times have I told you that there's"
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"a special filing cabinet for things from corporate."
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"You haven't told me!"
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"It's called the wastepaper basket."
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"Look at that !"
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"Look at that face!"
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"People say I'm the best boss."
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"They go, "God we've never worked in a place like this before,"
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"you're hilarious, and you get the best out of us.î"
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"I think that pretty much sums it up"
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"I found it at Spencer Gifts."
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"My job is to speak to clients"
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"on the phone about quantities"
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"and type of copier paper."
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"You know, whether we can supply to them"
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"whether they can pay for it and..."
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"I'm boring myself just talking about this."
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"He still loves that after seven years!"
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"What?"
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"Nothing"
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"Ok, all right. See you later"
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"All right, take care."
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"Back to work."
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"Corporate really doesn't interfere with me at all, Jan Levinson-Gould"
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"Jan, hello!"
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"I call her Hillary Rodham Clinton, right?"
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"Not to her face because,"
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"not because I'm scared of her, because I'm not"
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"but..."
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"yeah."
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"All right, was it anything you wanted to add to the agenda?"
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"Me no get an agenda."
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"I'm sorry, what?"
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"I didn't get any agenda."
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"Oh I faxed one overdue this morning."
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"Really? Cause I didn't did we get a fax this morning?"
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"Yeah, the one"
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"Why isn't it in my hand?"
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"Because a company runs on efficiency of communication, right?"
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"So what's the problem Pam, why I didn't get it?"
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"You put it in the garbage can that was a special filing cabinet."
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"Yeah, that was a joke, that was actually my brother's,"
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"it was supposed to be with bills and doesn't work great with faxes."
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"Do you want to look at mine?"
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"Yeah. Thank you."
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"Ok since the last meeting, Alan and the board have decided"
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"that we can't justify Scranton branch and the Stafford branch"
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"Oh ok"
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"No, Michael don't panic"
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"No no no no this is good, this is fine"
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"Michael listen, don't panic"
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"We haven't made any decisions yet,"
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"I've spoken to Joshua in Stanford I've told him the same as you"
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"and it's up to either you or him to convince me that your branch can incorporate the other"
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"Ok no problem"
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"This does however mean that there is going to be downsizing"
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"Me no wanna hear that Jan,"
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"because downsizing is a bitch,"
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"it is a real bitch,"
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"and I wouldn't wish that on Joshua's men,"
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"I certainly wouldn't wish it on my men,"
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"or women present company excluded...sorry."
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"is Josh concerned about downsizing himself?"
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"Not downsizing himself but is he concerned about downsizing?"
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"Question: how long do we have to"
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"Oh, Todd Paker, terrific rept, do you mind if I take it?"
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"No, go ahead"
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"Pac man!"
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"Hey, big queen"
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"Oh, that's not appropriate"
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"Hey, <?is old gut zumee ?>coming in today?"
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"I don't know what you mean"
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"Look, I demanded ask her one question"
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"Does the corporate master rape"
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"Oh my god!"
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"That's so horrifying! Horrible"
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"Horrible person!"
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"So do you think we can keep a lid on this for now I don't want to worry people unnecessarily."
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"No, absolutely. Under this regime, it will not leave this office."
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"So what is downsizing actually mean?"
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"Well"
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"You guys gotta update your resume, just like I'm doing."
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"I bet it's gonna be me, probably."
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"Yeah, it'll be you"
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"I have an important question for you."
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"Yes"
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"Are you going to engelate <?the cup brains?> on Sunday?"
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