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Clips from The Office - Michael's Birthday (S02E02)

"Who is this guy again? Don't worry about Phil."
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"You know what? That's a nice attitude, Ryan."
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"Yes, thank you. You will get rich quick. We all will."
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"that one from the e-mail?"
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"All right, let me explain, again."
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"Phil has recruited me and another guy."
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"Happy birthday, Michael. What?"
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"Today is my B-day."
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"And people around here just go crazy for it."
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"What's up? Hi."
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"Oh, happy birthday. Thank you, sir."
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"It is from Italy."
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"1:00 is good. 1:30."
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"I'm sorry, are we boring you? I..."
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"Where do we get those? Not my problem."
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"No. This is a closed-door meeting."
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"'Cause I thought we had the same birthday."
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"Happy birthday, Michael. Thanks."
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"Somebody brought in donuts for my birthday."
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"Happy birthday. Thanks."
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"Kelly, you know what..."
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"Happy birthday. You didn't know it was my birthday?"
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"It's gonna be okay."
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"Okay, this is great."
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"And I got a really bad rash from the pony."
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"And all the kids got to ride the pony and I had to go inside."
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"So that was my worst birthday."
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"Stop it! Stop! What is that?"
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"It's For The Longest Time by William Joel. Yeah."
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"It's your favorite song. Yeah, when it's on the radio."
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"Apparently, my mother is the only one who cares enough to send me anything."
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"Poor Kevin."
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"And South America."
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"That's a list price of $4.50."
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"Michael! Michael! Michael! Michael! Michael!"
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"The exact moment when you emerged from your mother's vaginal canal."
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"I'll do it. Ryan, come on."
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"Creed. Let's do this."
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"One! Two! Three!"
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"We don't make an 8-foot sub. This is eight 1-foot subs."
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"F."
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"I can and do cut my own hair."
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"Because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones."
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"Baloney? I don't eat baloney."
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"Well, then just have the tomato and ketchup. It's still good."
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"with a girl named Julie."
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"But there was another Michael in the class"
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"So she went out with him on my birthday."
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"and it wasn't even his birthday."
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"And his favorite lunch."
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"Hey, Temp, you know we still got five feet of sandwich left."
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"It's the Party Planning Committee."
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"to discuss finances?"
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"Yes."
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"What?"
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"Happy birthday"
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"to you"
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"Hello. Hey."
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"No. No, not yet."
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"Yeah!"
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"I asked for trick candles."
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"Kevin's waiting to hear if he has skin cancer."
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"You dare me? How old are you?"
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"Come set the table for dinner."
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"The kind with the cute... Ma'am, please don't touch that."
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"Yeah, but it's not brain cancer,"
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"Why are you here?"
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"Take the rest of the afternoon off. Take a sick day."
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"If I go home now, I'll just drive myself crazy."
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"Where have you been?"
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"Please, don't."
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"Excuse me, everyone."
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"Attention, please."
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"I'll get someone to take it down. No, it's all right. It's already up."
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"Just leave it. Where's Kevin?"
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"Come on, let's get our skate on!"
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"Don't be scared. You're good. You're good."
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"Think you can let go? No."
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"Okay."
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"Yeah! Who's that?"
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"Hey, Pam. All the stuff with Kevin"
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"is pretty scary."
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"It's something to think about."
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"You heard anything yet? No, not yet."
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"Okay, Michael. All right."
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"Hey, what, is this place on the market or..."
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"My daughter has a skating lesson."
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"No, just the front two."
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"We are really moving now!"
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"Push. Good, that's great. You got it."
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"Hello?"
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"Yeah, okay."
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"negative means good,"
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"This is awesome."
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"Wowee, look at that jersey!"
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"Turn it around. Turn it around. Cool."
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"This is from all of us. Oh, you didn't need to do that."
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"Michael's birthday was actually pretty cool."
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"So, Phil recruited me to sell these cards,"
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"and now I am recruiting you."
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"He drives a Corvette. He's doing just fine."
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"I'm just helping you invest in your future, my friend."
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"You know what, Toby? When the son of the deposed King of Nigeria"
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"e- mails you directly asking for help, you help."
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"All right, so raise your hand if you wanna get rich."
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"Now we are getting three people each."
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"The more people that get involved, the more people who are investing,"
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"the more money we're all gonna make. It's not a pyramid scheme."
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"It is a... It's not even a scheme, per se. It's..."
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"I said, Happy birthday."
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"Thank you. That's really nice."
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"I don't know why."
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"Oh, fun fact."
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"I share my birthday with Eva Longoria."
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"You excited?"
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"Everybody freaking out?"
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"But, I forgive you. Because doth, it is my birthday."
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"Michael's birthday."
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"It's pretty fun to watch, actually."
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"He gets very excited and then he eats a lot of cake."
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