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Clips from The Office - The Deposition (S04E04)

"You never call back."
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"So."
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"You have to know how to work this. There's no excuse for this."
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"No. Money isn't everything, Ryan."
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"I insist you take your work calls."
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"Hiya, buddy."
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"I am on my way to New York to be deposed"
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"The company fired her for having the courage"
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"And they displayed"
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"...queasy. No, I want it up. My hair."
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"Tell them how much you're going to get if you win."
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"Perfect crime! Stop saying ridiculous things."
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"Could we please pull over and pull down the top?"
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"I'm getting carsick! ...putting the top down!"
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"what do you call a buttload of lawyers driving off a cliff?"
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"Hey, there he is. Hey, Michael."
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"I would love that."
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"Jan has put the company in a very tough position here."
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"The warehouse got a Ping-Pong table last week."
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"Now Jim comes down and plays with Darryl. Sometimes I bring him juice."
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"My boyfriend is 12."
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"I think it's a guy over here."
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"Sure."
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"Okay, it's not regulation size, but it'll do."
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"Kelly's trash-talking me because Darryl's beating you."
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"Michael, I'm your HR rep."
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"Mr. Scott, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth"
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"Yes. Mr. Scott,"
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"can you describe the circumstances of Ms. Levinson's termination?"
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"It was a pattern of disrespect and inappropriate behavior."
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"There are plenty of things that he is well above average at,"
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"like ice-skating."
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"Because I have Oscar balance my travel receipts."
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"KEVIN: Awesome!"
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"How long have you known Ms. Levinson?"
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"With all due respect, I'm in the middle of a line of questioning."
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"Mr. Scott, "That's what she said.""
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"Well, delivery's all wrong. She's butchering it."
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"Did Ms. Levinson ever say why she thought she was being fired?"
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"then the company is breaking its own rules."
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"(GASPS)"
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"taking a quick look at this photograph, please?"
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"MICHAEL: Uh-huh."
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"And that photograph was taken more than two months"
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"prior to the start of your relationship, does that sound right?"
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"Mr. Scott, the timeline here is actually very important."
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"I mean, if it's from the first time we shook hands, like, six years ago."
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"Line. I'm sorry, what?"
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"All right, what is going on here? Dwight!"
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"What the hell? I told you."
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"Joerg Rosskopf and, of course, Ashraf Helmy."
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"Jan and I had an on-againIoff-again relationship for two years."
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"Thank you, Mr. Scott. That's all we needed to know."
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"SCHNEIDER: Wait."
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""Oh, Diary, what a week."
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""More tomorrow. X-O-X-O, Michael.""
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"We're going to need to see a copy of that entire journal before we proceed."
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"I don't think anyone in this room has a right to read my diary."
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"Okay, let's make 10 copies of this diary."
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"You know, I know a little bit about what you're going through in a way."
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"I love them both so much."
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"I just wanted..."
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"How could you give up my diary like that?"
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"Fine. I love you."
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"who you refer to here as "Just as hot as Jan, but in a different way.""
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"however, Jan clearly did not consider me to be her boyfriend."
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"Would you mind reading the date on that, please?"
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"is that correct? Yes."
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"You may read"
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"the highlighted portion out loud if you'd like to."
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""I recommend he be removed from that position"
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"DIANNE: Mr. Scott, after hearing that,"
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"is at least very seriously flawed?"
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"Well, he has gone from completely hopeless to simply miserable."
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"Check this out, though. Spin serve."
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"Nice."
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"Wait a minute, Darryl is the client?"
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"No, no, no, he works here, dumb ass!"
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"Right."
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"Dunder Mifflin has always treated me"
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"Counsel, "Mr. Wallace, regarding Michael Scott,"
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""who has been with the company many years.""
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"Counsel, "Was he in the top five of contenders?""
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"David Wallace, "What do you want me to say?"
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"Wouldn't you agree with Ms. Levinson"
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"that the company exhibits a pattern of disrespect"
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"Absolutely not."
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"Nineteen serving four."
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"(CHEERS)"
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"'Cause, 'cause, 'cause, 'cause 'Cause he sucks at Ping-Pong"
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""P.""
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"Do you want to go play on the table upstairs?"
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"Michael, I am very sorry."
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"Thanks, Michael."
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"that she revealed the diary."
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"But she already brought the diary with her to New York. So..."
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"What do you want to do for dinner?"
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"How about something cheap?"
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"That was my cheap suggestion. Chinese was my cheap suggestion."
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"So, the figures show improvement right there, Michael."
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"And again..."
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"I'll call back."
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"PAM: Every time Michael's in a meeting,"
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"he makes me come in and give him a Post-it note"
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"telling him who's on the phone."
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"I did it once and he freaked out. He loved it so much."
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"The thing is he doesn't get that many calls."
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"So he has me make them up every 10 minutes."
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"You can't just work 200 days... PAM: Sorry."
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"Oh, no, no, no. I don't have time for this."
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"Tell him I'm in a meeting."
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"Yeah. I can get you a tutor if you need."
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"Oh."
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"Ah, this is a very important client,"
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"but I have the most important client sitting right in front of me, my boss."
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"So I will call him back. Oh, no, no, no."
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"Customer service is obviously priority one. You can take the call."
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"And you're my friend, and I don't want to be rude."
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"Take the call, friend. I refuse. No."
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"My house, my rules. I insist."
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