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Clips from The Office - Party (S02E02)

"- I can't speak... here he is. - Hiya."
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"You been reorganising stuff out there? It looks a bit chaotic, that's all."
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"But nothing ever changes by staying the same."
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"Straightforward."
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"I just.. No it's gone. BSE. No more beef."
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"- Would you mind taking them down? - Not at all."
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"- Gareth, out of ten? - Give it a three."
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"- Definitely not. - Oh you calling them liars?"
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"Now i must warn you some of the people in here will be working-class. So uh, there may be arse-cleavage, so..."
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"- I'll tell you what. You're gonna have five minutes, but no touching. - I always knew you were bent."
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"No."
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"Mr D. Brent. That's me."
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"She says it's not hers and I for one believe her, so whose is it?"
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"Ok. Good harmless fun."
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"Just..."
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"You've got to smuggle this somewhere about your person."
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"- No way. - It'll just be funny things. It will come out cute and all."
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"- Hiya. I'm in a meeting at the moment, Gareth. - Yeah. Just going to say a few things."
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"Just an employee saying what a superb job I'm doing. Is that it?"
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"- Ok. Is that it? - One more thing."
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"Probably do impressions of them... and me!"
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""What's your biggest disappointment?""
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"- Still doing your practical jokes? - Yeah. I'm trying to do some work now. Should be given a rest."
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"Well, I've noticed that some bosses are intimidated by training their staff up too well."
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"They don't.. I don't mind it. I actually like my staff to be better than me."
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"- What's in it? - What's this?"
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"- How much did that cost yeh? We're paying too much. - I made it myself."
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"Oh. Bit sweet, innit. Too rich."
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"where they get expert speakers to come and.. sort of John Harvey-Jones type figures."
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"No I don't talk about my love life for a very good reason - And that reason is I don't have one."
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"I'm a heck of a catch, coz, look at it. I live in Slough, in a lovely house..."
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"That's seen a lot of action, I'll tell you."
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"So, yeah, form an orderly queue, ladies."
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"- Not really. - You've spilt some on your..."
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"Can I have...? Stop that."
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"But if they want to pay me that for 15 minutes work, that is their prerogative."
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"- Neil, my good friend, Chris Finch. - I know Chris. Nicks all my jokes."
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"I used to play it, like just by myself with a dummy hand,"
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"So I know exactly what cards you've got in your hand, from what cards I got,"
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"You will never win."
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"It'd still be fun, though."
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"Didn't cross a boundary and that's... good girl."
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"I'm just going to have a quick word."
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"- I don't know what you're after. - A man! Hung like a shire horse!"
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"I've let myself go a bit? Then look at yourself. You're an embarrassment, love, to be honest."
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"- They can play my instrument anyday! - I don't think you'd pull women like The Corrs with that sort of attitude."
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"- He's sort of... - It's ten to ten."
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"- Pardon? - It's ten to ten."
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"- Looks a bit like mine. - What make's yours?"
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"- Armani. - Expensive."
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"- And yours? - Sergio Georgini."
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"New shoes as well. Quite a heel on them."
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"- We still on for ten? - Yup."
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"People see me and they see the suit, and they go "You're not fooling anyone." They know I'm rock and roll through and through."
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"You know that old thing "live fast, die young"? Not my way."
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"Live fast, sure. Live too bloody fast sometimes! But die young? Die old."
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"I'm not orthodox. I don't live by "the rules"."
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"If there's one other person who's influenced me in that way of thinking -"
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"someone who's a maverick, someone who does that to the system - it's Ian Botham."
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"Because, Beefy will happily say, "that's what I think of your selection policy."
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""Yes, I've hit the odd copper. Yes I've enjoyed the old doobie."
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""But will you piss off and leave me alone? I'm walking to John O'Groats for some spastics.""
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"- Assmimilating. We're assimilating. And uh.. - Assimilating what?"
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"- Just taking on people and putting them... - into lots?"
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"Yeah. Just categorising. Not in any sort of like "label me"..."
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"but just, "that's your vibe. That's your vibe.""
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"What's in here, then?"
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"Oh, my god. A leather basque. Fantastic."
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"I've always wanted one of these actually. a leather basque Cheers, guys. Let's try it on."
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"See if it fits."
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"You should try it on properly in case you have to take it back."
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"- Try it on without that stuff underneath. - Fits!"
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"Happy birthday."
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"- Oh, my god! It's disgusting. - Even I'm shocked."
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"- You dirty mare! Does it work? - One size fits all."
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"Sorry. Can I just...? Look at the face. Gareth, look at the face."
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"- I'm not touching that. - Why? Look."
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"- You don't know where it's been, mate. - Well I do know where it's been. It's been in a box, Gareth."
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"- No I mean at the factory. - The factory. Your amazing mind again."
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"Thank you everybody for my lovely presents."
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"They're malleable... and that's what I like, really."
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"I don't like people coming here with uh, "Oh we do it this way. We do it that way.""
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"I just want to go, "do it this way... if you like. If you don't...""
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"Team playing. I call it "team individuality". It's a new, it's like a management style. Again,"
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"- guilty. Unorthodox. Sue me. - It is."
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"Quite literally."
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"- Hi, guys. - Hello."
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"You like that, don't you? Is that because it looks like yours?"
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"Yeah. It's identical. Well mine's not that size - it's very tiny - but it is made of plastic."
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"Mine's massive and it ain't made of plastic."
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"I dare you to go and put it in Brent's office."
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"- Why? - It's a dare."
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"- He's having a meeting with Neil. I can't.. - Well it's kind of the challenge, mate."
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"- Why would I do that? - Coz it would make me laugh."
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"- I'll do it. - No I'll do it. It's all right."
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"- All you gotta do is just go in there and hide it in there somewhere. That's all. - Just hide it?"
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"- Yeah. - Simple. It couldn't be easier."
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"- Come in."
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"Sorry to interrupt. I just wondered if..."
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"That's embarassing. I've completely forgotten what I came in for. I'm sorry."
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"Come on, Tim."
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"- Get it back. - Too many late nights."
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"Sorry. It's totally gone. I'm holding your folder. Sorry."
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"There's something you can do for me. My lot haven't been down to the warehouse yet."
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"- There's not a lot of ponit. There's not a lot to see. - We're one organization. I think itd be a good idea for everyone to know everyone else."
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"Tell Glynn I said it's ok."
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"Tell Taffy that I said it was ok and Neil agrees with me."
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"- Ok. - Thanks, Tim."
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"I.. sorry, that was brilliant. Did you see it went under the folder?"
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"- Three?! - Three?!"
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""You can't beat a bit of bully!" "Bullseye"! Here they are. Likely lads."
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"- Hi. - New shoes."
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"- Fashion. - Do you want a game?"
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"Yeah. "up to the oche. Let tu-oni look after you.""
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""Two in a bed.""
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"Shit flights on those. A bit fuddy-duddy, darts, for a couple of young lads."
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"- Not young. 29. - Oo over the hill."
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"How old would you say I was if you didn't know me?"
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"- 40? - No. How old do you think I look?"
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"- 39. - Most people think I look about 30, so.."
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