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Clips from The Office - Business School (S03E03)

"I almost died. I went into this skid... Pop quiz."
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"I almost died. Today is a special day"
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"You will be a guest speaker in my Emerging Enterprises class."
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"And I am like the cool teacher."
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"Really ruined eighth grade for us."
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"Here we go. College road show. Gotta bring our A game."
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""Don't be an idiot." Changed my life."
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"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an idiot do that?""
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"You understand, nobody's graduating. Yeah, I know. I know."
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"I'm just saying, if they did throw their hats, I've got a great line for that."
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"May your hats fly as high your dreams!"
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"Hey! Quit it."
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"Okay, just so you know,"
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"I'm really happy to be back with Roy."
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"Love you! You, too."
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"Pam's with Roy, I'm with Karen,"
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"Oh, yeah. We have such a solid foundation, you know."
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"Yeah. You should come to my art show, by the way."
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"Yeah!"
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"Dwight, what are you doing?"
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"Bat! What do you mean..."
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"God, this is Angela Martin."
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"Okay. This is it. Ryan is doing my intro right now."
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"We have a bat in the office."
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"Poop is raining from the ceilings."
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"You need to step up and show some leadership!"
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"I feel so tingly,"
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"and then you will have a book"
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"All right, I think you're inspired. Shall we proceed?"
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"tourism, food service, railroads and sales."
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"And hospitalslmanufacturing."
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"What happened?"
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"Bizarre."
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"Now, that doesn't mean that Jim is gonna become a vampire."
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"It could be a thingamajig or a who's- he-what's- he"
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"you will make a 100 GRAND."
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"Okay, I'm seeing some confused faces out there."
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"Well, we can do questions. Okay, very good. First hand up."
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"Write that down."
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"Oh, thank God. I've such a headache from that glare."
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"Will you form an allegiance... Sure."
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"What do you say to a customer who wants to leave you"
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""and I absolutely guarantee you'll come back.""
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"Has anyone ever come back?"
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"How far has your Herfindahl Index declined since the merger?"
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"Nice try. How's your Polack-says-what Index?"
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"Can we get back on track here?"
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"you'll be obsolete in the next five to ten years."
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"Flush him towards the door. On my go! Now!"
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"David will always beat Goliath!"
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"So do we just give up?"
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"So, suck on that!"
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"Animal Control?"
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"I'm gonna go home and lie down, draw the shades."
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"I brought my brother. Hey, Kenny."
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"That's pretty cool, huh?"
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"(YELLING)"
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"My hair!"
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"Get off! Get off me!"
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"You're welcome."
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"And, of course I was wrong"
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"Thanks for coming."
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"Sorry I'm late. I had to race across town. Oh, Michael."
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"Look at this one. Wow!"
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"You nailed it."
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"What do you mean? I don't see a price."
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"Yeah, we have to have it for the office."
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"And there's my car!"
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"Is that your car?"
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"A Chunky."
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"Hey, Kevin. Nice of you to join us. Where were you?"
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"My tire blew out on the way here, Michael."
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"as a visiting professor."
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"Special lecturer?"
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"Emeritus, how did you put it?"
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"In business school, Kevin."
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"Business school. Wow."
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"it automatically bumps you up a full-letter grade."
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"So,"
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"I'd be stupid not to do it, right?"
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"Like Mr. Handell."
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"and then, like, 1 2 other kids came forward."
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"It was in all the papers."
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"What is the most inspiring thing I ever said to you?"
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"And if they would, I do not do that thing."
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"Will they throw their hats, you think? What?"
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"after a rousing speech the crowd will throw its hats high into the air."
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"That was a pretty good line. I'm just..."
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"It doesn't apply. I understand! Wow! Relax, spazzy boy!"
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"Sometimes you're such a little spaz! God, I'm driving!"
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"We have fun!"
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"I can't wait for your art show tonight."
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"it's just the students from my class in a little studio."
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"I wouldn't miss it for the world. Thanks."
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"I think it shows maturity, maturity and dignity."
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"Is that braggy? I don't mean it to be braggy."
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"and Brangelina is with Frangelina. Moving on!"
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"I can't believe you're back together with Roy."
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"Oh, my God, you're so in love now."
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"Art show!"
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"but I think a lot of people from the office are gonna be there."
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"Yeah. Definitely, I'll be there. For sure."
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"Campus. Brings back so many memories that I would have made."
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"Hey, Frisbee! Check that out!"
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"What do you say we get our frizz on before class? Come on."
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"(WHOOPING)"
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"Animal stool."
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"Solving a mystery, if that's quite all right with you!"
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"Come to papa!"
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"Okay, ladies and gentlemen."
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"What we have here is a bird that has been trapped in a vent."
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"Fortunately, I have found it before..."
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"DWIGHT: Bat! Bat! Oh, my God!"
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"No, I won't remain calm!"
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"DWIGHT: There it goes! Goodbye."
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"and management is unwilling or unable to adapt."
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"Their customers are dying off..."
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"Simple solution would be to open a window,"
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"if we had windows that could open."
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