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Clips from The Office - Interview (S02E02)

"My world does not end with these four walls. Slough's a big place."
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"- Different, certainly. - Sadder."
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"Oh, that's great. No. That's a load off my mind. Thanks for calling. Cheers. Bye."
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"I was, yes."
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"Yeah. No, it was a team effort."
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"Yeah. That's what I thought."
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"My mum and dad phoned me last night."
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"- Yeah. - What about Fish Fingers?"
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"- See you later, then. - Gonads!"
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"Hiya."
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"Subject matter."
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"- Well I wanna see what they say, before.. - I'm not gonna put anything nasty in.."
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"Well, maybe you should be clear what the question is, coz I'm getting a little bit..and that's.. you know.."
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"- Can't. Going up chaser's with the lads. - Come round first. We'll have a bit of time together."
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"- It's not boggle, is it? - Shut up."
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"Don't put it on speakerphone then, Gareth."
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"I'm just trying to find out if you're in a relationship at the moment?"
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"- Someone you'd have sex with? - Don't get coarse in a magazine for the public."
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"- Come on, come on, baby! - Watch."
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"Oh, no!"
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"You know Gobbler, don't you? You seen this?"
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"- Come on, come on, baby! - Watch watch watch watch."
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"I don't give myself a hard time about things, particularly."
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"then my situation now as it stand, yeah it may only be a three."
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"He's responsible. He knows this place inside out. I think genuinly, he might be the man for it."
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"- You've got good buttocks, Gareth? - Yes."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"- So it's up to me to clear up your mess. - Gareth I'm begging you. Just stay out of it, mate."
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"Obviously if you got any problems, give me a call..."
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"And my personal tip is my rise to the top, which gives it a whole new edge."
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"No I know but I'll do it how you... I did it like that because that was the vibe of the day, wasn't it?"
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"Oh, get out. Go on. Thank you."
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"- We haven't seen it yet. - Seen pictures. It's a big place."
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"Cheers, mate."
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"- She said no, by the way."
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"- Yup. More than I expected. - We've been quite generous."
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"Now, you can leave on the third with your holiday, I understand, which is a Tuesday."
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"Ok. Well, again, thanks very much, David."
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"Don't make me redundant."
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"- The wheels are already in motion. - No, stop them. Because.."
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"I will try twice as hard. I really will. I know I've been complacent."
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"you're not going until... starting from now."
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"and you don't know whether you're in a trough until you're climbing out"
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"For you. Give me a call. One for you."
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"I don't look upon this like it's the end."
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"I look upon it like it's moving on. It's almost like my work here's done."
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"I can't imagine Jesus going,"
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""Oh! I've told a few people here in Bethlehem I'm the son of god. Can I just stay with mom and dad now?""
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"No. You gotta move on. You gotta spread the word."
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"You've got to go to Nazareth... please."
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"And that's very much like... me."
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"You know.. I've got Didcot, Yateley."
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"Winnersh. Taplow."
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"Because I am my own boss, I can... Burfield."
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"I can wake up one morning and go, "Oh. I don't feel like working today. Can I stay in bed?""
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""Oh don't know. Better ask the boss." "David, can I stay in bed all day?" "Yes you can, David.""
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"Both me. That's not me in bed with another bloke called David."
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"Be a bit weird for you, will it, when I'm...?"
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"I am telling this to everyone."
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"I do not want you going, "Oh that's it. We're out of here. There's no point... We're walking around with our shoulders hunched...""
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"- Sorry. Can I just get that? - Yup."
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"- Sorry what were you saying? - Just.. just.. I want to... you know..."
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"- Oliver? They took the lot, mate. - You lucky... you were bricking it."
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"- All I'm saying is, I don't want you... - Sorry. Can I just phone Steve?"
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"Yeah. Busy."
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"Steve. It's Jamie. They took the lot, mate."
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"Here he is. The big man."
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"Ow!"
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"Clumsy."
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"- How are you? - All right. How are you?"
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"Basically, we have this beautiful little cottage in the new forest."
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"Once a year we kind of organize this family do, and my mum and dad wanted to know weather we'd like to come."
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"Oh, I can't. When is it?"
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"- Oh we have about a week, two weeks' notice, so.. - Yeah."
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"- It'd be on a weekend. - That's tricky. That's the problem."
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"Well, I kind of told them that we'd go."
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"You told them? I wished you'd asked me."
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"- Hello. - Oggy oggy oggyl"
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"oi oi oi! All right, Oggy? Keeno here on speakerphone."
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"- You on speakerphone? - Yup."
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"- Tits! who heard that? - Everyone, you mental head. Shut up. What do you want?"
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"- You coming down today for Gobbler's birthday? - Yeah definitely. Jimmy the perv coming?"
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"Oh Fish Fingers can't come coz Susan caught him getting off with what's-her-face."
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"- That is mental. - Yeah."
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"Mentalist."
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"- Hear that? - Mm."
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"Oggmonster."
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"Here we are. The madhouse."
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"Hi."
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"What, her? She's writing an article on me, for "Inside Paper"."
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"Ben's... Ben, are you wondering who that is? Well, I'll tell you all."
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"If you're wondering who this stranger is, wondering around,"
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"she's writing an article on me for "Inside Paper". Where have you been?"
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"- Warehouse. - You missed me telling everyone."
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"She's writing an article on me for "Ins...""
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"Right."
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"What do you want to know?"
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"- Do you mind if I talk to some of your staff later? - Why?"
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"Well my train doesn't leave till 1:30 so I'll hang about if that's ok and have a chat with some of them."
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"They won't say anything nasty."
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"Ok. Right, so would you like to tell me about your individual outlook on management?"
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"Sure. Um..put..."David Brent is refreshingly laid-back for a man with such responsibility.""
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"Yeah can you just answer in your own words and I'll work that out."
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"Um..."Brent mused and then replied...""
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"Sorry now, David. Could you just say what's on your mind and I'm getting it down."
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"Well are you getting it down? Coz, you're not doing shorthand and I'm going to be pretty..."
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"- Just... - Well... ok."
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"Your question I suppose was "Is it difficult to remain authoritative and yet so popular?""
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"- We shall answer that one first... - Sorry. Now can we just stick to my questions?"
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"Ok."
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"- But that's what.. he said on the nog. - That's just offensive."
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"- What's so funny? - Nothing."
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"I was just um... I was just talking to Emma about..."
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"what is that pub we went to on friday?"
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"- Gareth Keenan, hello."
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"Hi, baby. It's Anne. Are you coming around tonight?"
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"- All right. - Have some fun."
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"- Yup. Ok. - Are you going to bring the toys again?"
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"Yeah."
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"Ok."
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