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Clips from The Office - Michael Scott Paper Company (S05E05)

"the Michael Scott Paper Company."
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"Welcome"
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"and..."
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"And..."
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"Hey, Kelly."
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"so that she can run into Charles' office"
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"he will, in fact, want her."
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"And the surge of water carries our business out to the sea."
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"Six yeses, one maybe, only 11 nos."
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"on nice bright paper."
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"And the worst part is I like making copies."
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"The paper comes out all warm and stuff."
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"No! Clearly a hunter,"
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"Yes, I am taking Andy hunting after work."
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"I studied him to figure out why I hated him so much."
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"We'll hang out Scranton-style. Hey."
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"You said you were going to be out of town this weekend."
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"Yeah, she's, like..."
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"She'd probably be a six in New York, but she's like a seven here in Scranton."
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"Hey, Jim, can I get a, um..."
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"Did you want to close this?"
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"Really? A woman was murdered on this very floor"
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"Just kidding. You finding everything okay?"
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"Yeah. Just got some ice. Yeah."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Oh."
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"Oh!"
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"Pam's better at that stuff."
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"It's not saying that one's better than the other."
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"because I don't make copies, I'm the boss."
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"No, it's okay, I'm in the bathroom."
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"(URINATING)"
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"MAN: Like a blue shirt. I don't wear a lot of colors."
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"Putting naked pictures on the desktop."
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"That's me and my friend Jasmine from Thailand."
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"R thinks he's too good to be here"
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"Michael, we can hear you."
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"Hey, buddy. What are you up to?"
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"(SCOFFS)"
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"Well, a little bit of blood rushed into mine as well, so where does that leave us?"
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"that some people in this office"
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"This office space is too small."
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"There are four corners in this room."
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"Each corner is to be a personal space for each one of you."
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"Whoever has less education."
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"but I want you to get pumped about this corner idea."
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"Corner idea. No, you're supposed to say,"
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"How would we know that?"
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"Uh..."
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"I don't know, but it sounds like the rundown is really important."
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"What have you been doing?"
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"RYAN: Last night was crazy."
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"Jojo? Yeah."
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"And we drive off."
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"No, he just stayed there."
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"It's the one..."
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"Pam, I don't make the rules."
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"Okay, great. Hey, you know what?"
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"No, I..."
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"Hey. Hey, I'm here to see Charles."
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"Okay. I'd like my old job back."
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"No."
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"Okay."
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"I'm just going to sit here for a little bit longer if that's okay."
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"The air smells so good."
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"Oh, hey, Stanley, Phyllis, come on in."
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"Welcome, welcome. Let me give you the tour."
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"It's really cute."
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"She's upstairs talking to Charles."
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"Are we staying until 5:00?"
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"Maybe the Michael Scott Paper Company was a huge mistake."
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"and start my own paper company. That'll show them."
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"Young sir, would you like a free pancake?"
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"Ryan, enough with the texting machine. Come on."
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"Yeah, I needed to take care of some stuff. Yeah?"
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"Great, fax that to everyone on the distribution list."
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"No. No, I just..."
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"Wanted to make sure we have the same format."
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"No, I don't have a card, but I'll do you one better."
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"You got to make them in a circle, so that they cook evenly."
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"They're shaped like paper."
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"it took me a while, too. It's like..."
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"Oh, my God, you heard that? I'm so embarrassed."
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"It's really technically proficient,"
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"Really?"
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"Take me home, country roads Take me home, country roads"
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"Take me home, country roads Take me home, country roads"
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"How can I make that happen?"
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"We already offer free delivery."
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"I can offer you free delivery on any order that you place today."
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"(SHUSHING) Okay, 20 boxes, I can do... Just a second."
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"Great."
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"Yes! I made a sale!"
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"We did it! She did it! Yeah!"
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"Who would have thought that the thing that"
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"In the end, this day definitely had its ups and downs."
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"that is really..."
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"(MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO)"
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"It's Britney, bitch, and I am back"
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"in the form of a new company,"
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"Not going to make this one."
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"Love the hair."
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"Morning, Michael. MICHAEL: Hello."
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"They took away my parking space,"
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"but they can't take away my pride."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"I would like to invite you all to come along with me on a journey."
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"to the Michael Scott Paper Company."
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"(CLANGS)"
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"(INAUDIBLE)"
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"So, I thought we could take the customer list"
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"And we could..."
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"You realize you're not actually talking to me, right?"
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"Yes, Charles, you wanted me."
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"Oh. No, I meant that Kelly."
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"The new receptionist is also named Kelly."
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"So Kelly Kapoor has decided to hover around my desk"
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"every time he calls for Kelly."
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"She thinks that if she says "You wanted me" enough,"
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