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Clips from The Office - Did I Stutter? (S04E04)

"(GIGGLING) MICHAEL: Okay."
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"Okay, do it! Come on, great! Let's hear it!"
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"All right, come on!"
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"Come on, give me something good!"
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"Okay, I was watching E!"
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"Can you breathe? Well, that's not true."
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"I can come back here when I'm 100,"
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"and I can find that piece of cement and say,"
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"Yeah, I slept over at a friend's house, and..."
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"All right, everybody."
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"Pam, in order to get hotter, you take glasses off."
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"You know what would energize me?"
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"If you propose to me during a Michael meeting, I will say no."
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"and make me the happiest man in the world."
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"I mean, I haven't done anything since Christmas."
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"We need to get percolating a little bit. Anybody have any ideas what we could do?"
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"Zing and pep. Those are the kind of words we're looking for. Yes, Jim."
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"What about if we did an even newer voicemail message"
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"Now we're cooking, I like this. Maybe a whole theme."
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"Like a rap... A rap rhyme. An urban thing."
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"An urban... Yeah, Stanley, you want to help us out with that?"
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"Not me."
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"Can I talk to you a second?"
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"(SIGHS) What are you blabbering about? Nothing happened."
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"sassy, powerful black man,"
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"and you're you."
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"All right. Well..."
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"So it's probably psychological."
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"AND Y: You meet a lot of ladies driving an Xterra, because you pull up to a stoplight"
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"How next to?"
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"I have to pick one of those? Yes."
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"You knock $1,500 off the price right now and I will take it off your hands."
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"I see that you gave me that form"
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"So thank you for that. I guess we are back to normal."
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"Thus the yellow color. Yellow for cowardly."
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"Okay."
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"This gives me full authority over every single person in the office."
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"All you have to do is say it."
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"Say it. Just do it."
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"(WHISPERS) I promise to give authority back to you when this crisis is over."
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"All right, well then, you're gonna have to deal with this yourself."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Yeah, it's kind of a turn-on for me, actually."
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"I should probably get back to..."
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"(PHONE RINGS)"
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"but they can play the piano like nobody's business."
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"I'd also like to see her topless."
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"Why?"
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"You're on the street and one of your gang disses you."
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"Well, see, in the gang world, we use something called "Fluffy fingers.""
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"Before you know it, you've forgotten the whole thing."
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"(LAUGHS) All right, whatever you say."
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"I need to give you a formal warning about your job performance."
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"I know how little you care about your job."
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"I always appreciate constructive criticism about my job performance."
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"Oh, we were just"
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"Yeah."
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"(DWIGHT EXCLAIMS)"
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"What the hell is this all about?"
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"You're flipping my car for profit."
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"I've got a Mad Lib for you."
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"What does that mean?"
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"I've had enough of you."
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"Why are you telling us this?"
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"Because I want you to behave as if I'm actually firing him, Oscar, okay?"
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"Michael, if you hadn't told us this,"
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"And I need you to act like I am firing him. Do you get that?"
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"Stanley Hudson, you are fired."
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"Are you serious?"
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"You are fired like a heart attack."
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"Yes. Have you lost your mind?"
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"(SIGHS) Do you think I'm gonna let you do this to me?"
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"I've watched you screw up this office for 10 years,"
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"Lesson learned. Good work, everybody. Very nice."
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"You are out of your damn little pea-sized mind."
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"You are a professional idiot..."
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"It's Michael versus Stanley, and it is the clash of the titans."
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"In one corner, you have Michael, and he is mad."
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"You just"
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"Fine. Here it is. You are a person I do not respect."
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"All right, you don't respect me."
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"You can't talk to me that way in this office, you just can't. I am your boss."
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""My wife don't get no respect. So... Take her, please, for example."
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"It is a summer Christmas sale-e-bration, and we'll call it, "A summer sales-a-lot.""
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"Everybody, everybody, listen up. I need your ideas now."
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"Ideas, please, right now. Go, go! Come on!"
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"Wet cement outside. It's drying fast."
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"Come on, this is a lifelong dream. What do I write? What do I write?"
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"M.G.S. No."
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"Some idiot named Mark Greg Schputnick will claim credit for it. I don't..."
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"That is true. Once in a lifetime opportunity, people."
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"Come on! PHYLLIS: Well..."
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"Here we go! Yes?"
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"When I was a little girl..."
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"We found some wet cement..."
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"It's drying, it's drying. ...in the park in our neighborhood..."
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"Come on, Phyllis! What did we write?"
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"Oh! Come on!"
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"Here it is. You draw a picture. No!"
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"'Cause that says so much more than words."
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"No, no!"
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"and, oh, my God, he looked so good."
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"Pam, translate."
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"She's talking about the handprints that celebrities make in the cement."
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"I love it!"
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"I love it more!"
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"Michael, that doesn't seem safe..."
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"I love it!"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Come on, let's go! DWIGHT: Come on!"
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"We are here today not to immortalize a man, but an idea."
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"Hurry, please."
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"And in this case, that's also not true."
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"Ready? And..."
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"DWIGHT: Go!"
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"Force it in as deep as you can."
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"It's about my grandkids. It's about my great-grandkids."
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""That's me. Look, kids. Your daddy left that face hole.""
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"I don't know. It's a good feeling."
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