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Clips from The Office - The Surplus (S05E05)

"Here are our final actual costs for this year."
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"Okay."
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"As you can see, we did pretty well, so..."
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"that we did indeed."
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"Why don't you explain this to me like I am an eight-year-old?"
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"along the X axis."
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"Yes. There's the X axix. Right there."
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"of $4,300."
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"But we have to spend that by the end of the day"
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"Why don't you explain this to me like I'm five?"
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"to open up a lemonade stand."
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"So you go out and you buy cups"
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"and you buy lemons and you buy sugar."
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"So you have an extra dollar. Yeah."
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"But guess what? Next summer..."
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"And you ask them for money, they're going to give you $9,"
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"'cause that's what they think it costs to run the stand."
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"So what you want to do is spend that dollar on something now"
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"so that your parents think that it costs $10"
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"to run the lemonade stand."
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"So the dollar's a surplus? This is a surplus?"
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"We have to spend that $4,300 by the end of the day"
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"or it'll be deducted from next year's budget."
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"(WHISTLES)"
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"We should spend this money on a new copier, which we desperately need."
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"Okay. Break it down in terms of..."
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"Okay, I think I'm getting you."
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"Guess what, everybody."
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"Oscar, very smartly, has discovered"
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"Thank you, Oscar."
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"And I have decided with that money"
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"I am going to buy a new... Drum roll, please."
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"(IMITATING DRUM ROLL)"
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"MICHAEL: Can anybody guess? New chairs?"
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"No! A new copier!"
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"PHYLLIS: All right."
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"Unless everybody can agree on something better?"
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"No, no, please. Please do not do this."
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"Yes. Michael, new chairs."
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"These chairs are terrible. We were supposed to get new ones last year."
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"So, we all agree to get new chairs, then. Good?"
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"Good. Yeah, he said good. I'm good."
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"How can we take pride in our jobs"
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"Oscar, no."
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"This is not the time for one of your principled stands."
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"Pam, you make more copies than anyone."
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"I'm with Pam. Chairs."
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"We should really have the office's air quality tested."
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"I mean, we have radon coming from below."
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"We have asbestos in the ceilings."
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"These are silent killers."
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"Go back to the annex."
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"You'll see."
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"I know they're with me on this."
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"What? Jim."
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"And that copier sucks. Let me tell you."
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"But you know what?"
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"Jim, good for you standing up to Pam like that."
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"The balls on you, man."
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"You have to make the decision."
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"Wow! Okay. Well, I swallowed all your ideas."
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"directions to Schrute Farms."
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"I mean, like, "156 paces from the light red mailbox, make a left."
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""Walk until you hear the bee hive.""
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"that there's only one bathroom."
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"As long as it's downill from the well, we should be fine."
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"Nana Mimi cannot squat over some trench."
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"I have looked at 12 venues, I have lost eight deposits"
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"and I've seen Angela naked zero times."
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"I am not losing another deposit."
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"chairlcopier thing and... Mmm-hmm."
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"Pam, I really hate that copier."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"Yeah."
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"Beesly, are you threatening me?"
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"Jim!"
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"Jim, Jim, Jim, I'm not threatening you."
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"I love you."
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"But you should know you're on very dangerous ground."
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"This is where you'll have your receiving line."
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"Manure. Get rid of it."
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"Honey, say something!"
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"We're making progress here."
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"give your old chair to me? Remember that? Yes."
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"I'm just going to grab some lunch."
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"Want to come with?"
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"Yeah, that would be amazing."
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"Yes. Mind if I join?"
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"Oh, God!"
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"JIM: All right. Let's go."
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"Yeah. Best lunch ever."
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"JIM: Let's do it. All right."
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"MICHAEL: Cool. JIM: Where are we going?"
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"It is on."
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"It is so on."
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"I've had two engagement rings"
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"(MEN LAUGHING HEARTILY)"
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"Michael."
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"MICHAEL: There was so much egg on my face!"
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"OSCAR: The best."
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"(CONTINUES LAUGHING)"
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"You look really pretty."
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"Thank you."
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"Hey, you got a second?"
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"MICHAEL: I do. PAM: Good."
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"It was fun."
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"We had a good time."
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"Have I told you, you look really nice today?"
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"Thank you. Yeah. Is that a new tie?"
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"$9. What?"
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"Yeah!"
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"So I guess Oscar and Jim were"
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"talking your ear off about the new copier, huh?"
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"Yes, they were. Yeah."
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"Here's what I was thinking."
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"Everyone sits on a chair every day."
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"Sits on a copier."
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"Very valid."
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"That's it. Okay."
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"All right, see you later. See you."
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