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Clips from The Office - Beach Games (S03E03)

"I don't want to do anything. I'm dying."
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"No, that's not how it works."
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"Not it, I don't have eggs."
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"I broke Jan's heart, David. And I feel awful. It was..."
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"It was never my intention to ruin a life. But you know what?"
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"Yeah? Michael?"
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"and your recommendation for who'd take over the Scranton branch."
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"I wish I had prepared something to say."
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"Michael is taking the whole office to the beach."
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"Oh, yeah. I packed it in my purse."
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"I don't wear a Speedo, Michael. Well, you can't swim in leather pants."
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"Not literally."
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"after I have passed on to New York."
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"Oh, great."
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"but their humor and their charisma,"
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"What happens to a company if somebody takes a boss away?"
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"I will answer your question with a question."
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"It dies."
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"I have the most boring job in the office."
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"This way to the party bus."
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"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs."
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"(SINGING) And the night got deathly quiet"
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"ALL: "You got to know when to hold 'em"
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""Know when to fold 'em""
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""When you're sitting at the table"
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"Oh, sweet mother of God."
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"If you don't like it, Stanley, you can go to the back of the bus."
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"Hey, Pam. Did you get that down? Like what?"
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"Like everything I said and everything they did, and just..."
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"That's... You've just been drawing pictures."
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"I can't stay mad at you."
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"Let us play some games."
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"and he will finish the same project in half an hour."
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"So that should tell you something."
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"Okay. Temp."
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"Voldemort. Voldemort. Idiots. Idiots."
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"Okay, okay. Stanley, your team name?"
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"Then I will name your team the Red Team."
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"Cons: I don't really trust him."
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"That person carrying the egg will go down, circle a torch,"
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"First team back is the winner. All right, ready, set, go!"
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"Phyllis is out. Yes! Follow my voice. Follow my voice."
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"Andy, I don't wanna get hurt by the big rock."
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"I am okay if I lose every single contest today."
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"Because I see these contests"
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"Perfect. Just made it. Okay, turn left. Come on!"
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"What are you saying? You have to stop yelling at me"
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"Okay, I apologize for yelling at you."
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"There's nothing better than a beautiful day at the beach,"
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"Damn it, temp!"
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"for a little contest I'm going to be having. I would greatly appreciate it."
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"STANLEY: Oh, God."
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"Wow. And you know what?"
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"On your mark, get set..."
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"Come on, the winner gets a big, big prize. What is it?"
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"Okay? I'm interviewing for a job at corporate."
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"I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head"
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"The ancient Dutch art of screwing up your own team."
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"I knew you were saying sabotage. I was giving you an example of it."
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"If Michael organizes some kind of group hug,"
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"You must not touch the ground. You must not step outside of the ring."
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"And you must always wear the safety mittens."
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"And go!"
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"I thought that I might die. On Beach Day."
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"KELLY: Come on!"
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"I didn't win."
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"That's not why you lost."
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"Yeah, right! Come on, come on! God!"
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"Bye, Andy!"
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"I knew that finding a successor would be difficult."
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"And I don't really know how to compare those units."
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"Well, check to see if there is a conversion chart in that notebook."
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"Thank you. And here is Karen Filippelli. Bye."
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""In well"? As well."
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"Wait a minute."
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"That would be fine. If this job is in a well, I don't want it."
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"I don't."
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"I can't do this anymore. I'm going to sit in the bus."
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"And I fully expect to burn my feet and go to the hospital."
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"Oh, 'cause I don't want my feet to get burned."
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"Because I already did. Remember? I burned my foot"
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"KEVIN: Dwight. KELLY: Dwight. Dwight."
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"Don't kneel on the coals!"
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"Being a boss is also about image."
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"I just... I don't see the connection between a fire walk and management."
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"it would be Mr. Outside Hire."
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"Therefore, we're going to have a 100-point, winner-take-all,"
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"KELLY: Who's Bob Hope?"
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"God. He's... He's a comedian."
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"Show us what you've got."
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"A man and his wife and children go into the offices of a talent agency."
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"And the talent agent says, "Describe your act.""
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"I did the coal walk. Just... I did it."
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"You were my best friend before you went to Stamford."
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"I shouldn't have been with Roy."
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"And now you're with someone else. And that's fine."
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"I'm not... Okay, my feet really hurt."
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"Pam! That was amazing!"
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"When you're with the Flintstones"
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"A dabba doo time"
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"You'll have a gay, old time!"
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"Please, put on your blindfolds."
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"come back, deposit their egg in the pail."
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"Come on, Phyllis, you can do it."
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"Thank you so much."
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"Yeah, keep it moving, keep it moving right this way."
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"Looking good. KELLY: I don't want to hit the big rock."
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"Don't worry, you're not..."
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"I know I'm near the big rock, I just know it. Nowhere near the big rock."
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"What are you doing? No!"
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"See, now we're disqualified."
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"as an opportunity for me to demonstrate what a good sport I am."
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"Stop, stop, stop. There's a hole. DWIGHT: Move it!"
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"Come on! Andale, Andale! Arriba!"
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"You have to stop this right now or I'm not gonna do this anymore."
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"or I'm not gonna do the egg race."
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"That's what being a good captain is about."
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"I'm trying to bring team spirit! It's about listening to your team."
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"Whoa, stop. Another hole. Take a big step."
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"DWIGHT: I am not hysterical. I am explaining..."
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