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Clips from The Office - The Convention (S03E03)

"And she adopted a baby from Asia, and she said that it changed her life,"
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"So I want you to look into see how much a little Chinese baby would cost."
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"No, Michael."
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"Thirty."
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"MICHAEL: Guess where I am going? I will give you a hint."
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"Don't be mad, it is a business trip."
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"I know! It's..."
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"Are you still there? Yes, monkey."
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"What is..."
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"So what are you wearing?"
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"This."
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"I'm kind of nervous."
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"do not sleep with him on the first date, it gives him all the power."
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"You know what you should do? Be hilarious. Wear your wedding dress."
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"It'd be a great icebreaker! And your veil."
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"unbutton that top button, let those things breathe."
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"You got that? I got it."
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"Write it down. I'll write it down."
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"That town smells like cheese steaks."
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"Come here, you. Come here!"
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"It's like with firemen, you don't leave your brothers behind."
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"I realized how stupid and petty all those pranks I pulled on him were."
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"So did you hear? What?"
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"So what kind of commissions you get up there?"
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"Listen, Michael, I heard you were a great salesman,"
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"Look, I think we need to set some ground rules."
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"That is specifically why I chose a room close to the elevator."
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""A shot of Midori, perhaps?""
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"All right, see you guys down there. See you guys. All right."
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"Don't be gross. It's not even lunch yet."
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"Hi! I'm Michael Scott, Dunder Mifflin."
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"Why do they call him "The Bus"? Because he's afraid to fly."
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"I don't have to, I just know."
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"I'll see you soon. Yeah, stop by."
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"I want you to dig up some dirt on Josh,"
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"I'll talk to my buddy down at the station, stat."
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"TOBY: Hey, Pam."
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"Hey, what's up? It's... How are..."
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"I just completely forgot what I was gonna say."
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"Okay."
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"see if there's any known aliases, etcetera."
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"Yeah. Things have been pretty crazy around the office."
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"Toby Flenderson is everything that is wrong with the paper industry."
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"Is he why you left?"
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"Is Josh funnier than I am? Does he even have a girlfriend?"
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"Hey, Jan? Jan? Don't worry, I have got the tip."
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"Was that your per diem? No, that was a different $100 bill."
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"The party I'm having tonight in 308, obviously, you are invited."
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"and I am in and out of meetings."
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"Yeah. No, tell him I will give him general specifics tomorrow, okay?"
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"Yes. That is Josh and Dwight and Jim."
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"Very good, talk to you later. Bye."
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"Come on."
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"Not. Hit the... Hit the rim."
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"Okay, double or nothing."
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"Come on. Come on! We'll do it later."
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"Let's go..."
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"I think it's talking and being friends,"
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"I'm done. I am not going to be speaking with him anymore."
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"Evan'll call you in the morning to work out the details."
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"I don't like ketchup. You love ketchup!"
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"Or dream them."
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"Hey! First guest!"
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"You are going to have some tequila, my friend."
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"So what can I do you for? All right."
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"Michael... I get it!"
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"He made a better paper airplane, Stamford does better in sales. You..."
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"I get it, we had some fun. We had some laughs..."
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"I'm not better than Josh."
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"Oh, my God."
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"You don't even know. She's single now."
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"No, I... I heard something about that."
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"Hey, you know what? I will talk to her. Nope, that's okay."
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"Yeah."
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"Now we're friends. Best friends."
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"When you meet that someone special, you'll just know,"
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"Pam? Yeah?"
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"Did you see Oprah yesterday? No, I didn't."
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"I... I'm going to be a father."
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"What was Oprah about? Angelina Jolie was on."
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"and that really inspired me."
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"That's a really big decision. I know."
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"Maybe you should wait before you adopt."
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"Well... Or not adopt."
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"Just do it, okay?"
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"Roy's sister looked into it and the application alone costs $1,000."
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"Well, find out"
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"if there's a cheaper, less expensive baby out there, okay?"
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"You know, she also said the waiting list is, like, eight months."
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"Eight months? Yeah."
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"I don't even know if I want a baby in eight months."
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"Probably won't."
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"You know what, Pam?"
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"If in 10 years,"
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"Twenty years. No, Michael."
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"Sure."
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"It's a deal."
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"All right, three pairs of pants."
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"Three packs of condoms. Yes."
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"Fun jeans. Right there."
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"Sign. Per diem."
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"It is a booze-fuelled sex romp where anything goes."
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"You are correct, sir!"
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"I am headed to Philadelphia"
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"for the annual Northeastern Mid-Market Office Supply Convention."
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"And Jim Halpert is going to be coming, which'll be fun."
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"Poor little guy has been stuck working under Josh,"
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"the poor man's Michael Scott, as he is known around my condo."
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"But I don't understand. It's for managers."
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"I was just really hoping we could spend some time together."
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"Don't "monkey" me! You can't wait to get out of here, ARM!"
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"In the Martin family, we like to say,"
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""Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly.""
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"That's code for "Check out the slut.""
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"Why are there flies in here?"
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"Oh, my God! Are you so excited for tonight?"
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"I'm so excited. You guys are gonna click, I can feel it."
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"You look so pretty."
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"Thank you."
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"PAM: Yes, I have a date."
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