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Clips from The Office - The Whale (S09E09)

"- Whoa. - Andy."
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"I was kind of sad at first,"
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"I mean, these Skype sessions are, like, the only thing"
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"[Laughs crazily]"
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"Andy! Andy!"
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"Well, hi, there, David Wallace."
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"Why would you ever call me when the manager's out of town?"
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"And you didn't call Jim. That seems significant."
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"but I don't know where I'd put you."
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"The White Pages."
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"call this thing "the white whale.""
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"I'm gonna need to put you on hold for a second."
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"[Telephone beeps] Ha!"
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"Will you run to the bathroom and tell him to eat it?"
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"Eat it, Stanley!"
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""Her" name?"
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"- Good luck. - Good luck to you."
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"You have a problem with women. You can't sell to them."
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"That's not good."
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"Gy-na said that?"
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"I have this conference call today"
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"with this company in Philly that I'm helping start--"
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"also the first time I've ever been excited about work,"
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"Okay, calm down."
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"You pledge money, and then you grow a mustache"
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"So this is how we look now."
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"We have the dopest time back in the annex."
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"Smile if you love men's prostates."
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"sure that's nothing."
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"He never misses the noon class."
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"Angela, Blake's also a guy's name,"
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"with a guy named Blake."
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"Blake. Who is Blake?"
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"I don't know."
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"I just never heard about the Senator and yoga..."
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"I'm sure it's probably nothing."
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"Okay."
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"to a female client."
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"Okay. With pleasure."
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"- You got this, Schrute. - Okay."
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"How can I help you?"
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"Okay, this isn't working for me,"
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"[Sighs] Okay."
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"Please have a seat."
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"I want to appear aggressive, imposing."
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"I will tell her what her needs are and then fill them."
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"I thought it went great."
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"Right. [Chuckles]"
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"Okay, uh, over the next three months..."
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"I had some ideas, actually."
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"[Chuckles] Yeah."
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"Trust me, I'd rather be with you guys."
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"I'll-- I'm gonna try a different spot, okay?"
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"Are you listening now?"
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"Yes."
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"Okay, well, you have to show us."
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"that vibrate to indicate auditory stimulation,"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Nellie, why don't you tell Dwight"
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"and, Dwight, you show us that you're listening."
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"But not in a child labor-y way."
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"- Yes. - Of course. You're a person."
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"over a stool, having just eaten human flesh."
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"He's screwed. The meeting's in less than an hour."
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"I'm a woman. Good?"
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"Okay, well, this is a lost cause."
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"You know, I think there could be a lot of benefits"
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"It's businesswomen and their-- their power suits"
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"Dwight, listen to me."
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"Who's a nice, reasonable person in your experience?"
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"or he actually fought dogs?"
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"- Stairs, the stairs. - Oh, my God."
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"She's like a petite double zero for sure, for sure."
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"Oh, wait. Oh, look, Oscar."
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"Shh. Just-- sorry."
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"- you know?"
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"- was wearing these shoes-- - Jim!"
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"- Who was messing with my van? - Nobody!"
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"She-- okay."
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"Just a little off the top and then a nice combing."
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"Oh, my God."
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"You son of a bitch."
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"He was 17."
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"I was under the impression David Wallace would be coming."
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"Your daughter could be a bubble-bath model."
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"I could just bite her head off."
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"Sorry. Um, David is in Vermont."
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"Anyway..."
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"Oh, well."
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"Listening."
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"Okay."
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"Insightful, Pam."
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"You did good, Dwight. It's okay."
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"there's an eyebrow in the middle of your face."
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"It makes your mouth look like an eye socket,"
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"- which isn't bad. - Uh-huh."
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"which is great."
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"It's such a great cause."
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"Well, it's not really much of a comparison, is it?"
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"- Of course. - Can you spell it?"
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"[Whispering] Okay, we should go now."
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"Oh, are you getting your jollies right now?"
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"- Your jollies are all on fire-- - Please."
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"Oh, my God."
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"You're the quiznos. [Chuckles]"
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"devoted to servicing this account"
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"I sensed that Molly wasn't quite"
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"- I-I-- - Hmm?"
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"Best he can do..."
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"so young."
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"Can you turn around for me, please?"
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"I will call you in a week or so"
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"Very good."
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"Do you have a valid passport?"
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"Yeah. No, I know."
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"Uh, what does-- what does that mean?"
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"Oscar, what is happening here?"
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"Why would you say you think the Senator might be gay?"
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"I don't know, Angela. I'm dehydrated."
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"Look, look, look. Here he comes. Here he comes."
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