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Clips from The Office - Office Olympics (S02E02)

"This scented candle, which I found in the men's bathroom,"
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"represents the eternal"
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"burning of competition,"
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"or something."
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"I play lots of games, just not at work."
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"And then I just need you to sign here at this arrow."
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"What kind of mortgage did you get?"
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"Ten year."
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"Forget about retiring when you're 65."
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"Okay, now, this is it."
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"Oh, okay, is that supposed to come off?"
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"Whenever you're ready, Michael."
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"when he's excited about something, like the Office Olympics,"
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"Phyllis."
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"There's a basic principle in real estate,"
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"Because if you are, then you've no place to go but down."
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"I want a price reduction or I am a-walking."
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"This is fun. We're having fun."
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"I have a surprise for you, for helping me out today."
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"We'll go month-to-month after that."
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"Question. Where can I put my terrarium?"
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"What the hell is a terrarium?"
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"Oh, so, an aquarium?"
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"Question. Oh, my God."
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"Come on, Angela, don't you have a game?"
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"I count how many times Jim gets up from his desk"
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"We're friends."
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"Who's the primary on the fire insurance?"
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"I made something for our closing ceremonies."
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"What? Oh, my God. Where did you have time to make that?"
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"Automatic voicemail. All right, Pam, all right."
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"Nice work."
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"We had a 15-year on our beet farm, we paid it off early."
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"You should grow candy."
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"Not a beet."
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"Guys."
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"Here you go. All done."
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"Yeah, I filled out the expense reports."
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"if not more so."
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"or I could keep it for a couple of months and then throw it away."
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"I mean, it was really nice of Pam to make them,"
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"with a gold medal made of paperclips and an old yogurt lid?"
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"Okay, today, 5:00,"
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"Oh, thanks, thanks. It's very cool."
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"It's three bedroom, gay-friendly. Nice."
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"What's this?"
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"These are the closing ceremonies. Step up."
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"Here, on the top one."
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"I don't really know what to say."
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"but my heart is very full at this moment."
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"Get on up here, Dwight."
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"'Cause your condo's in America."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"Home Alone, Risky Business. Take your pants off, run around."
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"It is very important to own property."
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"And it worked. Yes."
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"Sometimes when he's not here, I try to throw stuff in it."
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"No way."
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"Yes, yes. Final walk-through."
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"Sign the papers at the condo."
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"I don't need one."
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"things are up to code. No, Dwight. Please."
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"I'm always the guy that you rely on at work."
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"Well, this isn't about work. This is closing on a condo."
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"Except that it's about my living arrangement"
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"Yes. As your representative?"
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"Why, we're like one of those classic, famous teams."
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"Most honorable Pamela."
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"So, why don't you have everybody work on their expense reports"
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"and I'd like them in by the end of the day. Okay."
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"Very good. Have a great time."
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"What kind of shocks you got on this baby?"
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"What are you doing? I want to put the top down."
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"But then no one can see us."
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"I... Just... Would you put it up?"
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"What does 2005 Season mean?"
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"It's a scoreboard."
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"What?"
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"I really love the paper triangle flicking and hitting things game."
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"Home, sweet home."
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"Michael, this is Bill. He's the head of the condo association."
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"Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too."
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"So, it's still an upgrade."
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"We sell beets to local stores and restaurants."
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"Actually, no, we have a couple of questions."
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"It's a very gay-friendly neighborhood."
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"Let's go check out the master bedroom."
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"Neighbor throws his wife into the wall,"
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"Well, then I will get a warranty."
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"Plus they're a rip-off."
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"Well, then I won't get a warranty."
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"Wait. So, that's the problem, it's solved. What?"
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"I don't hear you practicing."
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"Oh, man,"
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"I'm an early bird and I'm a night owl."
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"So I'm wise and I have worms."
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"I got your sausage, egg and cheese biscuit."
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"What was the thing you needed me to come in early for?"
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"I'm just going to take a nap in my car till work starts."
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"Okay."
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"Today, I, Michael Scott, am becoming a homeowner, investing in real estate."
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"Diversifying. Smart."
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"Yes, it is. Yes, it is."
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"Back in olden days, they would not even let you vote"
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"unless you owned property, and they'd throw you in the stocks and humiliate you."
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"there'd be less troublemakers."
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"Maybe."
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"Every so often, Jim dies of boredom."
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"I think today it was the expense reports that did him in."
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"And our deal is, that it's up to me to revive him."
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"Here, try paperclips."
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"Oh, wait, this message, for Dwight."
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"You should go."
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"Can I be your representative?"
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"I think I should be there. I don't need representation."
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"It's completely personal."
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"So, you're taking a personal day?"
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"and as boss I need to have a living arrangement in order to do work."
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"Please. I'll make you proud."
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"Okay, fine. Yes, you can come."
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