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Clips from The Office - Branch Closing (S03E03)

"JIM: I don't have a ton of contact with the Scranton branch."
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""Dwight, at 8:00 a.m. Today someone poisons the coffee."
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""Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow."
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"No!"
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"Michael."
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"Michael. Yes."
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"I'm here to tell you that we are closing the Scranton branch."
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"I don't understand."
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"The Board's."
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"You've been a big part of this company,"
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"and the rest will be getting severance packages."
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"But you're a "severance package" person."
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"All right. All right."
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"It's not all about numbers, Michael."
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"I would appreciate it if you would please use discretion"
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"Don't hurt me like I hurt you."
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"Jan. Jan."
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"It is an outrage. That's all. It's..."
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"They are making a huge, huge mistake."
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"Don't say that. That just sounds weird. Please."
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"What Did Jan Say?"
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"I can't tell you, so..."
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"What difference does it make? We'll all be gone in a few weeks anyway."
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"(SIGHING)"
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"Dunder Mifflin Scranton is being shut down."
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"What about us, Michael? Do we still have jobs?"
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"I don't want to blame anyone in particular."
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"What happened?"
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"I think the word got out about Scranton."
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"I know there are some rumors going around, but nothing is definite. All right?"
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"You guys have done a great job getting our numbers up around here."
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"You know, be professional."
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"It'd be like going to your high school reunion"
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"and you saying, "Hey, I missed you guys.""
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"we said that on our last day of work that we would"
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"God."
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"The day just gets worse and worse."
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"But this is good, too."
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"Oh, grow up."
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"It'll just be like loading trucks without any meaning, you know."
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"Awesome."
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"Okay, secretary says Wallace is away for the day"
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"Hey, do you have a second? Sure, what's up?"
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"if we could have kept working together,"
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"It just doesn't make sense."
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"And it wasn't. It was something else."
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"And, Jim, if you want the job, you'll be his number two."
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"As of today, I have accepted a senior management position at Staples."
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"Today?"
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"I gotta make some calls. Excuse me, I'm sorry, Jim."
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"So, do you know what you're going to say when he shows up?"
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"(SCATTING)"
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"Listen, Scott."
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"Well, hey, why not? Because he'd be intimidated, and I just..."
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"but it looks like Scranton is going to absorb Stamford."
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"Wow."
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"Well, to be quite honest with you, Jan,"
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"I have a few unpleasant memories of Scranton and..."
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"Yeah."
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"I am. Already. I started a while ago."
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"Wow, that's terrific."
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"Lesson learned? He's rich."
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"Coffee grounds."
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"How about Cugino's?"
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"But I don't wanna go to Dee Jay's."
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"Okay. Forget it."
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"$400 for the CPU."
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"Done."
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"Where's Michael?"
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"but I've driven something like 400 miles today,"
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"Yes. Yes!"
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"Negative. We could miss him."
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"Are you gonna get it?"
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"Jim Halpert, will Big Tuna be transferring to Scranton?"
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"Jan offered me the job, but I haven't really decided yet."
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"Is Jim coming back?"
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"so good news, right?"
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"I am so happy we don't have to break up now, Ryan!"
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"I don't know."
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"You know, I'm fine. I'll be better when I know if I have a job."
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"It was nice to have those few hours when I thought it was over."
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"Thank you. I made like 1,200 bucks."
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"Meredith Palmer. MAN: Hey, gorgeous."
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"Nothing."
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"What if this doesn't work? What if the office actually goes under?"
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"Then it was an honor to have worked with you."
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"My first sale."
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"My promotion to assistant regional manager."
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"All right, okay, that's enough, that's good."
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"What about when Jan said the branch was closing?"
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"Hey, I hear Jim's coming back."
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"Hey, Ryan, you coming? Well, I was..."
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"I'll tell you later. Okay."
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"Hey."
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"Crazy day, huh?"
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"I mean, it'd be a pain to have to find another job, so..."
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"PAM: I was expecting a severance, some time off."
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"There's another annoying boss, another desk."
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"What are we still doing here? It's over."
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"Let's go home. Get the car."
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"This was so stupid."
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"We did it! Yeah!"
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"TOBY: Well, for a minute there, I saw myself selling my house,"
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"But Costa Rica will still be there"
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"Hey. Hey."
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"Who are you faxing so early in the morning?"
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"Kind of hard to explain."
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"But before I left, I took a box of Dwight's stationery."
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"So from time to time, I send Dwight faxes"
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"from himself"
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""Cordially, Future Dwight.""
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"You'll thank me later."
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"MICHAEL: There she is. Jan Levinson"
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"Love to start my day with a hearty bowl of Jan!"
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"(SINGING) Just call me Levinson in the morning, baby"
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"The Board voted last night to close your branch."
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"On whom's authority?"
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"What?"
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"I'm very sorry. I don't relish telling you this."
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