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Clips from The Office - The Injury (S02E02)

"Well, Lords of the Ring trilogy, if you see it back to back,"
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"Yeah.... it's really long, but it's good."
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"Oh, this is not looking good, Pam."
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"Michael, do you need me to call an ambulance?"
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"Okay. What's going on?"
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"I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me."
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"And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself."
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"Then go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill."
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"That's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that."
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"Pam, could you come get me?"
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"Michael, you should stay home and rest. There's no toilet paper here."
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"Can you hop? I tried hopping, Kevin,"
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"What is going on?"
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"Michael is sick and he wants one of us to rescue him."
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"I'm gonna save you!"
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"Michael, why don't you call your girlfriend?"
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"Morning, everyone."
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"Don't freak out. I forbid anybody to freak out."
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"I just want to be treated normally today."
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"Please stop popping my cast."
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"Your foot."
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"Really? Well, it seemed very important to you earlier"
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"No. Your job is being my friend, Pam."
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"Ow!"
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"I don't want any special treatment, Pam."
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"I don't think that's too much to ask."
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"No, I don't want some aspirin. Yeah, I am fussy."
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"Part of my duties are to..."
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"What? Part of your duties are to what? What?"
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"No, I didn't. Yes, you did. What is wrong with you?"
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"Where is my corn bread? Here you go."
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"Thank you. Did you get all dark meat like I like?"
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"I know this Russian website where you can download songs for two cents apiece."
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"Really? Yeah, I'll write down the address for you."
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"Only, the only thing is, is that all the songs are in Russian."
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"Kidding."
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"Oh."
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"Pan?"
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"Ryan!"
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"Oh, God, no. Dwight isn't my friend."
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"Wow, you just dive right in."
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"Help!"
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"Oh, God! Oh, help!"
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"Bring a wet towel."
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"No, he's not. Dead."
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"Forget it. I'll just get up myself."
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"Never heard of it. No, a real disability, not a woman's trouble."
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"When I was a teenager, I was in an iron lung."
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"I burned my foot!"
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"I wanted you all to take a look"
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"Philadelphia, AIDS."
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"I think that's from Big."
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"Sorry I'm late. Somebody parked in the handicapped parking space."
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"Actually, I've been meaning to come by here for a long time..."
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"Let me ask you something."
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"Just like every other morning, just climbed on in."
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"Just joking around here. Well, that's good."
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"So, there were just a couple things I wanted to remind everybody of."
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"Yes."
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"Yeah."
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"Ignore him. You know what? We're not that different, you and I."
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"And leave."
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"Hey."
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"Very nice. Thank you, Ryan. You are very welcome."
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"and his kindness healed my foot."
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"Yeah, baby! I am feeling better."
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"and put them in Michael's pudding."
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"I do the same thing with my dog to get him to take his heartworm medicine."
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"...'cause I'm pretty sure he has a concussion."
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"Oh, now you feel some compassion for him."
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"I think you should go with him. Why don't you go with him?"
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"Okay, let's just get to the elevator."
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"Okay, Pam. Thanks. Get up. Get up."
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"Well, I'll be back, I mean..."
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"Yes, I know, but it's gonna be different. Why?"
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"The first person to shout shotgun when you're within the sight of the car"
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"There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion."
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"I don't work in this van. Give it to me, Dwight."
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"No. Give me the bottle!"
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"Michael, stop! Stop. Stop it!"
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"My eyes! Stop spraying me!"
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"Hi, Michael. Hi, Dwight."
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"Doctor, what is more serious, a head injury or a foot injury?"
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"Actually, like, suspiciously quickly. So I'm ordering a CAT scan."
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"What is that?"
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"Look, since you have the machine up and running,"
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"All right, well, I guess this is where we leave you off."
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"You should have thought of that before you crashed your head"
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"Oh."
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"Oh, my God. What's going on? Is Dwight okay?"
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"He should be fine, but they brought him in for a CAT scan."
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"I can't believe he's getting a CAT scan."
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"Michael went in there with him, too. It's pretty sweet."
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"Wow. But they shouldn't be much longer now."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"Bye. Bye."
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"Okay. I just thought you'd wanna know that."
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"I need help right now! Michael, what's wrong?"
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"I'm hurt. I have hurt myself."
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"Oh, my God! Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait!"
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"No! I want you to pick me up."
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"I am hurt. I hurt my foot. I'm sorry. Pam, what is going on?"
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"Oh, God! Hey, whoa, Michael."
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"Oh, God! It's... Okay. It's Jim."
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"Just say again really loudly what happened."
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"Okay, I burned my foot very badly on my Foreman grill"
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"and I now need someone to come and bring me in to work."
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"You burned your foot on a Foreman grill?"
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"So, most nights before I go to bed,"
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"It is delicious. It's good for me."
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"Today, I got up, I stepped onto the grill, and it clamped down on my foot."
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"I have to stay here and answer the phone."
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"Okay, could someone come and get me, please? Ryan?"
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"Could Ryan... Tell Ryan to bring toilet paper."
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"Could you tell him that?"
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"and I bumped my elbow against the wall,"
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"and now my elbow has a protuberance."
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"No one wants to pick me up?"
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"Don't! Is that Dwight? I do not want Dwight."
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"Okay! Hold on, Michael, I am coming! Wait there!"
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