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Clips from The Office - The Dundies (S02E02)

"Because, you know a lot of the people here don't get trophies very often"
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"like Meredith or Kevin. I mean, who's gonna give Kevin an award ? Dunkin Donuts ?"
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"Plus, bonus, it's really really funny."
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"Next thing you know, employee smells something terrible coming from the neighbor’s house :"
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"Neighbor’s hanged himself, due to lack of recognition."
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"So you're ready for the Dundies ?"
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"but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you."
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"So why don't I take you on a tour of past Dundee winners ?"
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"Oh I can't, because I keep them hidden, I don't wanna look at them and get cocky."
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"TMI, TMI my friend."
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"That's the type of song we're gonna play to the ladies, Hit it Dwight !"
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"- It was you. - It wasn't me, I swear."
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"No, no. That was just something that was written on the ladies room wall."
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"- It's kind of private, - It's about Michael !"
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"That is defacement of company property, so you'd better tell me."
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"Kelly, if you tell me, you'll be punished less."
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"Will her highness Jan Levinson Gould be"
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"Come on Jan this is important, I mean,"
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"What..., what is..., I mean, come on Jan ! You're dropping a A-bomb on me here !"
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"- Really ? I'm dropping an atomic bomb on you. - Well, yeah, what is... no you can't !"
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"Ok, no that was a fun raiser, I think I made that very clear on the flyers. Fun, F-U-N."
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"We got... the PLO, the IRA and the hot-dogs stand behind the warehouse."
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"Here's the problem : There is no open bar because of Jan,"
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"- You are a pervert ! - I am not !"
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"Thank you, you have any words you'd like to say, at Pam's behalf ?"
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"Well I think if you use the same jokes it just comes across as lazy."
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"- Ow, lazy !"
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"Excuse me, everyone, can I have your attention please ?"
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"and if you cannot behave like ladies, well then you are not going to have a bathroom."
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"Best Dundies ever !"
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"I have wrap it up music and I'm not afraid to use it, Devin."
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"You've all made it You had a was, you work so hard"
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"And now the N-O And he's been says Hello"
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"The Dundies are kind of like a kid's birthday party, and you go,"
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"and there's really nothing for you to do there, but the kid's having a really good time, so,"
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"you're kind of there. That's kind of what it's like."
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"- The waitress tripped on the cord. - All right, joke'o'landed, so we are here,"
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"- You said we could bring our families. - I did, and why didn't you Stanley ?"
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"Good, speaking of relationships, of all way shapes and forms,"
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"Yeah !"
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"- All right. So let's get this party started ! - Hey let's go to Poor Richard's."
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"Pam !"
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"Herro everybodeeee."
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"Hey ! How are you ? I thought you'd left."
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"No, I decided to stay. I'll just get a ride home from Angela."
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"Jan Levinson Gould !"
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"This next award goes to somebody who really lights up the office."
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"Ryan the temp !"
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"Here you go !"
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"That's the least of my concerns right now."
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"And the Tight Ass award goes to Angela,"
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"No, no ‘cause the ice melts, and then it's like second drink !"
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"There you go !"
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"- Hey ! You know cool it guys ! - You suck man ! You suck !"
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"So keep going ! - More Dundies !"
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"Dundies ! - Dundies !"
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"Speech-speech-speech-speech"
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"Ok, first off, my Keds, because I couldn't have done it without them, thank you."
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"Let's give Michael a round of applause for MC-ing tonight because this is a lot harder than it looks,"
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"because God gave me this Dundee,"
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"What a great year for the Dundies !"
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"And we heard Michael change the lyrics to a number of classic songs, which for me,"
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"has ruined them for life !"
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"- Okay. - What ?"
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"Oh my god ! You are so drunk ! Did you get that ?"
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"- I'm sorry, sir, you gotta have to put your clothes back. We're trying to eat..."
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"I made Pam laugh so hard that she fell out of her chair and she almost broke her neck."
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"We have a strict policy here, not oversunk."
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"Yes that too but I mean with the audio, great work !"
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"I feel bad about what I wrote on the bathroom wall."
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"No you don't."
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"Tonight is the Dundies, the annual employee world's night here at Dunder Mifflin"
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"So I..., you know an employee will go home, and he'll tell his neighbor :"
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"No man, I mean I slave all day, nobody notices me."
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"The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look away"
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"It's fat Halpert"
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"We got fat Jim Halpert here, Jim why don't you show off your Dundies to the camera ?"
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"- Oh, that's a good idea. - And mine are at home, in a display case about my bed."
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"It's just easier to say TMI. I used to say Don't Go There but that's lame."
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"And here we have Stanley the manly, now Stanley is a Dundee Allstar, aren’t you Stan ?"
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"Why don't you show them some of your bling ?"
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"- Oh, no you didn't. - I think I did."
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"Why did...?"
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"Say, we gotta order some more appetizers this time."
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"- We ran out last year, remember ? - Yes we should, you know what ?"
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"I wanted one of those skillets of cheese,"
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"but when I got on stage, someone had eaten all of them."
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"To Oscar Martinez, It's the Show Me The Money award !"
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"Michael has taped every Dundies Awards,"
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"and now he's making me look through hours of footage to find highlights."
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"A little bit of Pam, all night long. A little bit of Angela, on the sing."
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"A little bit of..."
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"This is the part where Kevin stands in front of the camcorder all night. It's great."
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"So what's the joke ? You're not perfect either !"
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"- We're not laughing at you Dwight ! - So who are you laughing at ?"
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"- Just something somebody wrote. - Who ? Dave Barry ?"
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"What is it ? Who wrote it ?"
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"descending from her corporate throne this evening to visit us lowly serfs here,"
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"- It's a two and a half hour drive from New York Michael."
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"- Well, you could take the bus, you could work on the way here, sleep on the way home."
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"this is validation to my employees here that you and corporate approved of this."
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"We don't approve of this Michael."
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"You only have the budget for one office party a year so,"
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"we're not paying for this."
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"- Are you here ? - Yeah, I'm here, I just wanted to"
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"- You already had a party on May 5th for no reasons ?"
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"No reasons ? It was the 05-05-05 party !"
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"- And you also had a... - It happens once every billion years !"
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"- And the tsunami relief fund raiser with somehow lost a lot of money"
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"... don't have a tsunami Fun raiser, Michael. - Well..."
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"I think a lot of people were very affected by the footage."
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"It's a little character I like to do. It is loosely based on Karnack,"
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"one of Carson's classic characters."
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"and it's the reason why comedy clubs have a 2-drink minimum."
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"We'll be fine. I just wish people gonna be drunk."
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"- Dwight get out of here what are you doing into ladies room...? - No no no, it's not what you're..."
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"The Dundee award, for longest engagement, goes to Pam Beesly, Pam everybody !"
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"When will that girl gonna be married ? That’s what I have to say"
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"- I'm not changing that, that's the best one. - No it's hilarious, you're right."
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"I just think, world's on disengagement, we're all expecting it you know ?"
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