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Clips from The Office - Fun Run (PART OF NEXT EPISODE) (S04E04)

"that you haven't requested. What was the exact offer?"
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"It was for a video."
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"It all happened so fast."
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"And as for me and my current romantic life..."
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"So, if you know anybody..."
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"It's really nice to be good friends again."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"Well, have fun with that."
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"I have some bad news."
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"Yeah. Kind of a good-news-bad-news there."
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"Oh, Michael."
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"It's only Meredith."
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"Yeah. It's only Meredith. Thank God."
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"Just got sick of that face? Did she owe you money?"
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"Is this downsizing?"
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"Hey, guys. We're all going to visit Meredith at lunch"
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"Oh, I bet you ask."
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"Subtle."
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"She's been sick for some time."
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"Thank you for asking. No one asks about Sprinkles."
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"I have to give her her meds. I have to pet her."
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"Can't your other cats keep her company?"
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"something to win their affections back."
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"Recovering nicely, tiny little crack in her pelvis,"
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"We are fine."
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"(RYAN SIGHS)"
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"People keep calling me a "wunderkind." I don't even know what that means."
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"I mean, I know what it means. It means very successful for your age."
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"So I guess it makes sense, but it's a weird word."
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"I have to visit the alkie."
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"I wouldn't put it past her."
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"So what do you need me to do?"
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"I wrote it out. There's a diabetes shot."
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"I love my employees even though I hit one of you with my car,"
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"and on to more positive things,"
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"I can also take three people."
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"and we'll sign it outside her room."
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"You ran a woman over this morning."
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"No? Okay, she always looks like that. It was not my fault."
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"I brought all your friends from the office, dear."
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"At the same time. Yeah."
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"Why don't we... Here you go."
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"I'm going to be sick. I'm going to puke."
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"Does it hurt terribly?"
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"They have me on a lot of painkillers."
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"'Cause you know what they say in the Bible about forgiveness?"
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"what is preventing you from laughing this off"
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"Michael! Michael!"
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"but it's not like this compulsive need to be liked,"
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"like my need to be praised."
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"Hey."
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"Hey, monkey."
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"Well, you left the TV on, and your cat is dead."
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"No."
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"Just... Okay? Just..."
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"All right."
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"It's going to be okay."
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"Well, I am taking responsibility, and it is up to me"
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"Or dig up a body."
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"No, I have not. Well,"
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"Satan is a master of lies."
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"I'm a Catholic."
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"F'or real? Same religion."
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"That's Buddhists."
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"But I also like hip-hop and NPR,"
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"Okay. So one Sikh and..."
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"we could power a small fan for two days."
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"was when you were bitten by a bat a few months ago?"
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"Yes. Dwight, here, trapped it in a bag against my head."
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"and it's not even one of the popular ones, and everybody gets on your case."
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"Maybe believing in God was a mistake."
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"with the head of"
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"a sea lion."
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"Or just"
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"porcupine."
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"I can help you with that."
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"So, just to be safe, they are giving her the rabies vaccine."
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"You've got to be bitten by something."
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"because the only way to beat rabies"
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"is to start treatment before the symptoms set in."
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"And he has a plan for us after all."
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"Pam Beasley and Jim."
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"What a waste."
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"And even if I was,"
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"I mean, when I do fall in love, like, when it's for real,"
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"or my co-workers."
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"but that is where we are in America."
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"Babies would be a good idea."
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"Can I put you down for a dime?"
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"Way to honor Meredith, Phyllis. Michael?"
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"All right. All right. You didn't run for me"
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"No."
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"Whereas someone athletic and trim like myself"
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"I just don't want to run."
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"Well, you're going to have to run"
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"or you're going to be in a lot of trouble."
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"You have sensitive nipples, they chafe. So they become more sensitive,"
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"So I take precautions."
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"I asked Dwight Schrute to feed her once and she is now deceased."
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"I have this crazy thought"
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"When I got home, Sprinkles' body was in the freezer"
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"The vet's doing an autopsy."
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"I'm more of a dog person."
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"JIM: So what's your strategy for this race?"
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"'Cause they're stupid."
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"I mean, I can see how it would seem a bit like we..."
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"Right."
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"It is going really great."
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"Ow!"
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"Shut up!"
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"I always imagined it with a giant check."
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"That's what you told me when I contributed."
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"I was also hoping to hand the giant check to a rabies doctor."
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"Or $500, if we go with the giant check."
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"Which we are."
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"And also, there is no such thing as a rabies doctor."
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"It's going to cost a couple hundred bucks and... Actually more with tips."
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"Have you met that kid? Not going to college."
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"Just, please, get out. Oh, my God!"
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"That's the way you should enter a room."
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