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Clips from The Office - E-Mail Surveillance (S02E02)

"There's no time to think about it, this is real."
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"What's your password, Michael?"
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"I can't tell you. You have to tell me."
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"Stop. ... or a bus or a train."
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"You could get poisoned, fall down a well, step on a mine, choke."
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"And I am not going to tell them"
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"By keyword phrase."
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"Stanley, terribly nice guy."
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"Not one of our harder workers."
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"Actually, we just..."
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"Actually..."
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"Tin Man."
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"The problem is that when people hear the term Big Brother,"
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"But I don't. I think, Wow, I love my big brother."
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"Oh, hey. Just so you know, if you have any sensitive e-mails,"
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"they need to be deleted immediately."
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"Something just happened."
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"What? I know."
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"Maybe."
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"and make sure that it's really dead."
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"My friend is kind of into these two girls that he works with."
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"and perky and kind of judgmental."
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"Who do you think he should choose?"
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"Um..."
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"or surgical histories."
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"There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county."
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"Probably because we're downriver"
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"Tonight?"
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"Click on guest list."
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"Excuse me."
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"as one of the guys."
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"The parties."
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"It's true, I'm having a party."
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"karaoke machine and I didn't invite Michael."
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"people wouldn't be able to relax, you know, have fun."
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"Because, I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm making Dwight up."
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"He is very real."
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"Oh, yes!"
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"Is it?"
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"Oh, that's perfect."
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"Really? That's great. I know."
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"Improv class. I have improv class."
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"I would not miss it for the world."
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"All right."
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"I think Stanley just coughed."
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"No. No, I'm not!"
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"and our manhood."
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"You know what? Why don't we watch that show"
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"He has no idea."
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"We do have wine in the kitchen"
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"Thanks."
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"Oh, laterish."
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"Hey. Hey. Just in time."
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"I have to remind you also that flash photography is prohibited"
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"Actually, I haven't talked to her in a while."
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"It's off?"
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"Okay, let's get right into it."
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"Okay, so you start us off, Mary-Beth."
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"Think about this. What is the most exciting thing"
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"You just can't."
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"Didn't you?"
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"I've been onto you and your little friends for weeks."
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"I'm not even in the scene!"
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"Stop! Stop! Stop! Okay."
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"Boring."
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"No, it wasn't. No more guns. It could've..."
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"Okay."
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"See, I knew we lost somebody on the tour."
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"It's... Cool."
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"Okay, sure. Will do."
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"And then, Dwight would be, like..."
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"You know what? Let's just leave that image out of it,"
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"because this is a happy place."
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"Happy thoughts, Pam, happy thoughts."
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"Yearbook."
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"Yeah, you don't have to... All right."
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"Freeze. I'm in."
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"What are you..."
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"Bill?"
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"Okay, let's call it a day. Nice job."
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"Angela!"
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"Burger? Dog? Having fun?"
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"I'm a vegetarian."
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"It surprised us all. I'll tell you why, because..."
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"There's gotta be something else that we could talk about."
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"Not so fast, fire guy..."
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"I have an office party. Big office party I need to go to."
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"Oh, hey, how's your little side project going?"
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"Yeah, it turns out I was just grasping at straws."
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"And I think that it was really unfair of us"
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"to assume that there was anything else going on."
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"Just turn around now"
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"Who opened the morgue for this thing?"
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"Come on, let's get this party started!"
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"I need somebody else. Pam, you wanna come up and sing this one?"
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"Need somebody else. Takers, please."
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"There was something going on"
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"Sail away with me"
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"Talk! Just talk!"
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"It is Friday morning"
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"and it is another beautiful day"
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"in Scranton, Pennsylvania."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up."
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"We have a serious problem here."
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"All right everybody, lock the doors, turn off the lights."
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"Just... Everybody..."
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"Michael, should I call the..."
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"What?"
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"Yeah, I tried to install it myself,"
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"but you guys have these things so password protected..."
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"That just means you have to enter your password."
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"That's..."
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"1234? Yes."
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"Sorry. Please don't do that."
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"Okay, I'm sorry. What is going on in there?"
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"Why is he here? What are you doing?"
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"I don't have to tell you anything. Look, Michael,"
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"I know you don't want to have to think about this,"
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"but if something were to happen to you, God forbid,"
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