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Clips from The Office - Andy's Ancestry (S09E09)

"You're not Jim."
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"Hey, hats off to you for not seeing race."
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"All right then, Jim."
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"Sold them ten cases of 24-pound letter stock."
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"Because I didn't close that one yet,"
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"waiting for me."
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"You have one new message."
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"Dwight, cut it out. I'm trying to work."
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"and Steve is an actor friend of ours."
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"but you are not Jim."
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"Saved myself 90 seconds."
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"Which I just used to explain this to you."
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"You know, be more productive."
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"Let's knock out a few more of these sound bites"
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"while we're here."
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"Ah, French."
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"I'm just trying to fit in better with Andy's family."
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"They all speak more than one language."
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"Try Dothraki."
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"Yeah. Let's do it."
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"It means "excellent.""
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"And we have begun."
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"Is everything okay?"
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"with my massive stress freak-outs."
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"in two days, and I need to practice"
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"But I've had no time to do that,"
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"Nellie!"
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"Get your wrinkly old balls in here."
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"Oh, Pam, thank you."
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"- Oh, my God-- - Ohh--"
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"Which I've been wanting to try."
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"This is my research"
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"We can't."
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"And here is a printout of your genealogy"
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"from thisisyourfamilytree.com."
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"Well, it turns out"
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"My fellow Americans,"
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"I have a feeling my approval rating"
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"Turns out, I am related to Michelle Obama."
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"I was intimidated by Andy's family before."
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"All right!"
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"Yeah, we noticed early on"
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"So we decided the best way to get ahead here"
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"Ohh!"
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"Hard to remember what's real at this point."
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"It's called batching."
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"Life hacking, man."
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"is related to the First Lady."
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"What? Really?"
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"Right?"
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"He called me a cool man."
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"Brake lights. Brake lights, brake lights, brake lights!"
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"And I don't think anybody would buy an Andy."
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"I throat-rip."
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"Foth aggendak."
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"You throat-rip."
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"[Growling] Foth aggenda."
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"Louder. You're shouting it from the back of a horse."
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"Foth aggenda!"
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"really salting my onions lately?"
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"I barely know how to turn on my computer."
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"Nellie's pretty fearless."
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"Well, if there's another explanation,"
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"I'm related to the First Lady, okay?"
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"Get back to work."
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"[Mimicking whip-cracking]"
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"I would be very polite today."
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"I cannot keep track of these BS holidays."
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"Does anyone else think it's possible"
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"gotten him-- or herself-- into quite a predicament."
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"Hey, mom, it's Andy. Give me a call"
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"Yes, yes, yes."
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"Great."
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"Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh."
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"This is only weird if you make it weird."
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"Right on, brother."
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"Does anyone here have fermented mare's milk?"
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"Atchomar chomakaan!"
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"It's exciting to be painting again--"
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"So the-- it's just--"
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"[Chuckling]"
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"red light-- that it's nice to have that creative outlet--"
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"Well, since we're stopped at a light..."
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"Not my slaves, my ancestors'."
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"Well, if it makes you feel any better,"
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"the Dothraki word for "slave master,""
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"azzafrok, is a term of respect."
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"- That you're learning a made-up language"
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"Dwight, you didn't tell me you were teaching me"
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"People laughed at Klingon at first,"
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"Hi, guys."
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"can I have a scoop of water?"
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"[Stifled laughter]"
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"Ha ha. Okay, great."
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"he wrote out, "as soon as possible.""
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"Oh, can I help?"
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"Tonya Harding."
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"Um, oh-- uh, say he's related to Richard Nixon."
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"that there's something Jim isn't telling me."
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"in the ol' family closet."
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"For example,"
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"Phyllis' great-great-grandmother"
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"Ew."
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"And John Wayne?"
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"You mean Dwayne, and no."
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"Tru--"
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"So-- [Clears throat]"
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"I was gonna say he was a tax evader."
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"[Laughing]"
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"Cool."
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"[Mimi psycho stabbing sound effect]"
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"Andy, did you call this meeting"
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"No, I'm proving a point, okay?"
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"We all have ancestors who may have"
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"But it's in the past, and it's not our fault."
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"Might have done, and how do you figure?"
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"You know, there's nothing wrong"
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"Okay, Kevin did that."
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"I do not wish I was in Dixie."
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"She said no. Take that!"
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