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Clips from The Office - The Delivery (Part 2) (S06E06)

Short Films 2005 Season 6, Episode 18 470 clips
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Title Season Episode
Pilot 1 1
Downsize 1 1
Diversity Day 1 2
Work Experience 1 2
Health Care 1 3
The Quiz 1 3
The Alliance 1 4
Basketball 1 5
New Girl 1 5
Hot Girl 1 6
Judgement 1 6
The Dundies 2 1
Merger 2 1
Sexual Harassment 2 2
Appraisals 2 2
Office Olympics 2 3
Party 2 3
The Fire 2 4
Motivation 2 4
Halloween 2 5
Charity 2 5
The Fight 2 6
Interview 2 6
The Client 2 7
Performance Review 2 8
E-Mail Surveillance 2 9
Christmas Party 2 10
Booze Cruise 2 11
The Injury 2 12
The Secret 2 13
The Carpet 2 14
Boys and Girls 2 15
Valentine's Day 2 16
Dwight's Speech 2 17
Take Your Daughter to Work Day 2 18
Michael's Birthday 2 19
Drug Testing 2 20
Conflict Resolution 2 21
Casino Night 2 22
Gay Witch Hunt 3 1
The Convention 3 2
The Coup 3 3
Grief Counseling 3 4
Initiation 3 5
Diwali 3 6
Branch Closing 3 7
The Merger 3 8
The Convict 3 9
A Benihana Christmas 3 10
Back from Vacation 3 11
Traveling Salesmen 3 12
The Return 3 13
The Negotiation 3 13
Ben Franklin 3 14
Phyllis' Wedding 3 15
Business School 3 16
Cocktails 3 17
Safety Training 3 19
Product Recall 3 20
Women's Appreciation 3 21
Beach Games 3 22
The Job 3 23
Fun Run (PART OF NEXT EPISODE) 4 1
Dunder Mifflin Infinity 4 2
Launch Party 4 3
Money 4 4
Local Ad 4 5
Branch Wars 4 6
Survivor Man 4 7
The Deposition 4 8
Dinner Party 4 9
Chair Model 4 10
Night Out 4 11
Did I Stutter? 4 12
Job Fair 4 13
Goodbye, Toby 4 14
Weight Loss 5 1
Business Ethics 5 2
Baby Shower 5 3
Crime Aid 5 4
Employee Transfer 5 5
Customer Survey 5 6
Business Trip 5 7
Frame Toby 5 8
The Surplus 5 9
Moroccan Christmas 5 10
The Duel 5 11
Prince Family Paper 5 12
Stress Relief 5 13
Lecture Circuit: Part 1 5 14
Lecture Circuit: Part 2 5 15
Blood Drive 5 16
Golden Ticket 5 17
New Boss 5 18
Two Weeks 5 19
Dream Team 5 20
Michael Scott Paper Company 5 21
Heavy Competition 5 22
Broke 5 23
Title Season Episode
Casual Friday 5 24
Cafe Disco 5 25
Company Picnic 5 26
Gossip 6 1
The Meeting 6 2
The Promotion 6 3
Niagara 6 4
Niagara Part 2 6 5
Mafia 6 6
The Lover 6 7
Koi Pond 6 8
Double Date 6 9
Murder 6 10
Shareholder Meeting 6 11
Scott's Tots 6 12
Secret Santa 6 13
The Banker 6 14
Sabre 6 15
Manager and Salesman 6 16
The Delivery: Part 1 6 17
The Delivery (Part 2) 6 18
St. Patrick's Day 6 19
New Leads 6 20
Happy Hour 6 21
Secretary's Day 6 22
Body Language 6 23
The Cover-Up 6 24
The Chump 6 25
Whistleblower 6 26
Nepotism 7 1
Counseling 7 2
Andy's Play 7 3
Sex Ed 7 4
The Sting 7 5
Costume Contest 7 6
Christening 7 7
Viewing Party 7 8
WUPHF.com 7 9
China 7 10
Classy Christmas (Part 1) 7 11
Ultimatum 7 13
The Seminar 7 14
The Search 7 15
PDA 7 16
Threat Level Midnight 7 17
Todd Packer 7 18
Garage Sale 7 19
Training Day 7 20
Michael's Last Dundies 7 21
Goodbye, Michael 7 22
The Inner Circle 7 23
Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager 7 24
The List 8 1
The Incentive 8 2
Lotto 8 3
Garden Party 8 4
Spooked 8 5
Doomsday 8 6
Pam's Replacement 8 7
Gettysburg 8 8
Mrs. California 8 9
Christmas Wishes 8 10
Trivia 8 11
Pool Party 8 12
Jury Duty 8 13
Special Project 8 14
Tallahassee 8 15
After Hours 8 16
Test The Store 8 17
Last Day in Florida 8 18
Get The Girl 8 19
Welcome Party 8 20
Angry Andy 8 21
Turf War 8 23
Free Family Portrait Studio 8 24
New Guys 9 1
Roy's Wedding 9 2
Andy's Ancestry 9 3
Work Bus 9 4
Here Comes Treble 9 5
The Boat 9 6
The Whale 9 7
The Target 9 8
Dwight Christmas 9 9
Lice 9 10
Suit Warehouse 9 11
Customer Loyalty 9 12
Junior Salesman 9 13
Vandalism 9 14
Couples Discount 9 15
Moving On 9 16
The Farm 9 17
Promos 9 18
Stairmageddon 9 19
Paper Airplane 9 20
Livin' the Dream 9 21
A.A.R.M 9 22
Finale 9 23
T-shirt, jeans.
"T-shirt, jeans."
The Office
Where'd you take that? In my condo complex.
"Where'd you take that? In my condo complex."
The Office
Sure. That they should do one.
"Sure. That they should do one."
The Office
Captain Jack Sparrow, Jim.
"Captain Jack Sparrow, Jim."
The Office
Screw you, Halpert.
"Screw you, Halpert."
The Office
At the Yankees game.
"At the Yankees game."
The Office
M. Night Schulman?
"M. Night Schulman?"
The Office
(EXCLAIMS) Pet day. If you don't have a pet please don't feel like...
"(EXCLAIMS) Pet day. If you don't have a pet please don't feel like..."
The Office
When are we getting to sales topics?
"When are we getting to sales topics?"
The Office
Yeah. What about those leads? Did you hear anything from corporate?
"Yeah. What about those leads? Did you hear anything from corporate?"
The Office
But is there anything relevant to the sales staff here?
"But is there anything relevant to the sales staff here?"
The Office
PHYLLIS: I agree.
"PHYLLIS: I agree."
The Office
Over the last few weeks, things have been changing here.
"Over the last few weeks, things have been changing here."
The Office
Mmm-hmm.
"Mmm-hmm."
The Office
All right, Dwight out!
"All right, Dwight out!"
The Office
Oh, you say Jesus is King of Kings?
"Oh, you say Jesus is King of Kings?"
The Office
Wow, wowie, wowie.
"Wow, wowie, wowie."
The Office
Teddy, nice. Let me just... Let me write that down real quick.
"Teddy, nice. Let me just... Let me write that down real quick."
The Office
Mmm-hmm. Sales.
"Mmm-hmm. Sales."
The Office
There's other pencils in this office.
"There's other pencils in this office."
The Office
The sales department smashed my sandwich.
"The sales department smashed my sandwich."
The Office
Yes. All of them.
"Yes. All of them."
The Office
You gotta do something about them.
"You gotta do something about them."
The Office
You need to get back on top.
"You need to get back on top."
The Office
That's what she said. That's what she said.
"That's what she said. That's what she said."
The Office
Then I guess I should give them out. Hold on.
"Then I guess I should give them out. Hold on."
The Office
You know what I'm thinking?
"You know what I'm thinking?"
The Office
Not even Sabre owns this place. It's a rental.
"Not even Sabre owns this place. It's a rental."
The Office
I think I am not going to give these to you.
"I think I am not going to give these to you."
The Office
Then we are just rewarding their bad behavior.
"Then we are just rewarding their bad behavior."
The Office
They act like I have no power.
"They act like I have no power."
The Office
But you do. You are in charge...
"But you do. You are in charge..."
The Office
Thank you... Of supporting the sales staff.
"Thank you... Of supporting the sales staff."
The Office
What? What are you...
"What? What are you..."
The Office
Are you... Lower.
"Are you... Lower."
The Office
Lower.
"Lower."
The Office
(LAUGHS)
"(LAUGHS)"
The Office
Scavenger hunt? Here. I can solve it. Give it.
"Scavenger hunt? Here. I can solve it. Give it."
The Office
The prankster is getting pranked.
"The prankster is getting pranked."
The Office
(DOOR OPENS)
"(DOOR OPENS)"
The Office
Michael, you were supposed to tell me when the leads came in.
"Michael, you were supposed to tell me when the leads came in."
The Office
Kevin.
"Kevin."
The Office
Really? I'm going to enjoy this.
"Really? I'm going to enjoy this."
The Office
No, dear God, no.
"No, dear God, no."
The Office
MEREDITH: It's coming off either way.
"MEREDITH: It's coming off either way."
The Office
Hey, hey!
"Hey, hey!"
The Office
Okay, no. You encouraged it. You were complicit. Complicit.
"Okay, no. You encouraged it. You were complicit. Complicit."
The Office
weren't acting like such a bunch of stuck-up losers,
"weren't acting like such a bunch of stuck-up losers,"
The Office
The lvan Schotsky. If I had assistant managed him...
"The lvan Schotsky. If I had assistant managed him..."
The Office
Yeah. Okay?
"Yeah. Okay?"
The Office
that I wasted being your friend!
"that I wasted being your friend!"
The Office
Nice babies you're making with the floozies at the bars!
"Nice babies you're making with the floozies at the bars!"
The Office
That's my wife you're talking about, man!
"That's my wife you're talking about, man!"
The Office
Don't... Don't even think about that.
"Don't... Don't even think about that."
The Office
Stop it!
"Stop it!"
The Office
I'll text Pam. She's really good at this stuff.
"I'll text Pam. She's really good at this stuff."
The Office
Yeah. I'll text Erin. She's really good at this stuff, too.
"Yeah. I'll text Erin. She's really good at this stuff, too."
The Office
All right. Then we're back to cash.
"All right. Then we're back to cash."
The Office
Erin just texted me back.
"Erin just texted me back."
The Office
(SIGHING)
"(SIGHING)"
The Office
Oh.
"Oh."
The Office
(GROANS IN DISGUST)
"(GROANS IN DISGUST)"
The Office
(EXHALES)
"(EXHALES)"
The Office
Are you gonna give me the leads or not?
"Are you gonna give me the leads or not?"
The Office
Fill them out. All of them.
"Fill them out. All of them."
The Office
You eat like royalty. No, no.
"You eat like royalty. No, no."
The Office
Yes, we do. Eclairs.
"Yes, we do. Eclairs."
The Office
Why would somebody throw that out?
"Why would somebody throw that out?"
The Office
She loves purple. Does it stink?
"She loves purple. Does it stink?"
The Office
Oh, my God. I couldn't envy you more.
"Oh, my God. I couldn't envy you more."
The Office
How about this one?
"How about this one?"
The Office
I can imagine some yokel sitting behind his desk saying,
"I can imagine some yokel sitting behind his desk saying,"
The Office
Yeah. I basically wish you were dead.
"Yeah. I basically wish you were dead."
The Office
(WHISPERS) I hid the leads.
"(WHISPERS) I hid the leads."
The Office
Where?
"Where?"
The Office
Yeah, damn right you're not, 'cause it's for me and Michael only!
"Yeah, damn right you're not, 'cause it's for me and Michael only!"
The Office
I have warm blood.
"I have warm blood."
The Office
(CHUCKLES)
"(CHUCKLES)"
The Office
Hey, Jim. Jim! Come here.
"Hey, Jim. Jim! Come here."
The Office
Do you know who that is?
"Do you know who that is?"
The Office
Look at him. Look at him.
"Look at him. Look at him."
The Office
Is it you? (LAUGHS) I am flattered.
"Is it you? (LAUGHS) I am flattered."
The Office
That's Johnny Depp.
"That's Johnny Depp."
The Office
Oh, my God, that's right! I read in People magazine
"Oh, my God, that's right! I read in People magazine"
The Office
that he was looking for a two-bedroom condo in Scranton.
"that he was looking for a two-bedroom condo in Scranton."
The Office
I'm flipping out, man.
"I'm flipping out, man."
The Office
Well, you remember my idea for the fourth Pirates movie.
"Well, you remember my idea for the fourth Pirates movie."
The Office
Hey, Jim, Jim, where do I find the Black Pearl?
"Hey, Jim, Jim, where do I find the Black Pearl?"
The Office
Who's that? Captain Jack Sparrow.
"Who's that? Captain Jack Sparrow."
The Office
John Dillinger.
"John Dillinger."
The Office
Cap'n Crunch.
"Cap'n Crunch."
The Office
Okay. Okay.
"Okay. Okay."
The Office
You know, it's not easy getting excited about stuff.
"You know, it's not easy getting excited about stuff."
The Office
Remember how you felt when you thought you'd seen Roger Clemens?
"Remember how you felt when you thought you'd seen Roger Clemens?"
The Office
Yeah. Well, it wasn't him.
"Yeah. Well, it wasn't him."
The Office
I had a little better reason to believe that...
"I had a little better reason to believe that..."
The Office
You're right. You're right.
"You're right. You're right."
The Office
Well, you're not right, because Johnny Depp...
"Well, you're not right, because Johnny Depp..."
The Office
I know. I know! ...in your condo complex?
"I know. I know! ...in your condo complex?"
The Office
It also explains why the name on his mailbox was M. Schulman.
"It also explains why the name on his mailbox was M. Schulman."
The Office
First up,
"First up,"
The Office
the Lost and Found has gone missing.
"the Lost and Found has gone missing."
The Office
It itself is lost,
"It itself is lost,"
The Office
so please try not to lose anything until we find it.
"so please try not to lose anything until we find it."
The Office
Ah, yes, the leads.
"Ah, yes, the leads."
The Office
The leads that Sabre has spent $50,000
"The leads that Sabre has spent $50,000"
The Office
to get from a market research company are not here yet.
"to get from a market research company are not here yet."
The Office
PHYLLIS: Man. MICHAEL: But will be...
"PHYLLIS: Man. MICHAEL: But will be..."
The Office
DWIGHT: Damn it! No, no, no. No. Meeting's not over.
"DWIGHT: Damn it! No, no, no. No. Meeting's not over."
The Office
No sales topic, per se.
"No sales topic, per se."
The Office
Well, then no Andy Bernard, per se.
"Well, then no Andy Bernard, per se."
The Office
You couldn't handle my undivided attention.
"You couldn't handle my undivided attention."
The Office
Sabre says it is our duty to support the sales team,
"Sabre says it is our duty to support the sales team,"
The Office
and the salesmen are letting it go to their heads.
"and the salesmen are letting it go to their heads."
The Office
I think it's kind of screwed up,
"I think it's kind of screwed up,"
The Office
was make friends first, make sales second,
"was make friends first, make sales second,"
The Office
make love third, in no particular order.
"make love third, in no particular order."
The Office
(KNOCK ON DOOR) (CLEARS THROAT)
"(KNOCK ON DOOR) (CLEARS THROAT)"
The Office
Listen, Michael,
"Listen, Michael,"
The Office
about what happened earlier.
"about what happened earlier."
The Office