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Clips from The Office - Launch Party (S04E04)

"There's this cube on the screen, and it bounces around all day,"
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"and sometimes it looks like it's heading right into the corner of the screen,"
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"Okay. I believe she thinks she saw it."
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"All right. All right. Let's quit while we're ahead."
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"Hey. There he is."
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"Can you write where I can read it?"
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"Is that really what Ryan wanted you to tell us?"
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"And today, the Dunder Mifflin Infinity website officially launches."
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"all of the different branches are going to have satellite parties,"
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"which will be connected, via webcams and fibers,"
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"And I do not mean policemen."
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"The company is projecting record high sales,"
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"Actually it sounds like you are."
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"Really? 'Cause Ryan says so?"
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"Yes, please let us know."
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"You believe a computer can beat me?"
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"It's caused a lot of unpleasantness between Dwight and Angela,"
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"(MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"and I don't want us to get lost in the weeds or into a beauty contest."
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"DEAN: I told you I don't want you doing these things in here."
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"And this is where I will record your sales."
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"Very nice, very nice."
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"I just feel like we need something more to acknowledge when I make a sale."
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"Bring it to me."
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"Angela is worse than usual lately, and we have a party to throw,"
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"so I googled, "How to deal with difficult people.""
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"(WHISPERING) So we're gonna try out some new things today."
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"Maybe you could just change the U into an A."
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"Lunch party."
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"I care."
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""Oh, and here's $65 for your budget."
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"Twenty seconds to go-time."
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"Really? Power Gel?"
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"Hello, Susan. Dwight Schrute."
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"Yeah! Yeah!"
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"Am I scared of a stupid computer?"
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"I have been salesman of the month for 13 out of the last 12 months."
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"MICHAEL: Okay."
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"Why is it so tight?"
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"It's a European cut."
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"Depends. How much have you eaten already today?"
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"Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam."
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"Yeah."
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"Well... Do I have your permission to invite Carole?"
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"305."
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"God has smiled upon me"
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"Not it. Not it. No!"
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"No, I realize you normally reorder in November, but what I'm suggesting..."
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"Why would you reorder from a computer"
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"You look a little worried."
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"I do not look worried."
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"but it's difficult for me when you use that tone."
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"What we need are forks,"
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"And we need knives, which have blades."
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"Yes."
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"Goodie."
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"Okay, if this makes the difference,"
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"Thanks."
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"Yes, Mr. Galioto, how would you like to pay 10% less for paper"
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"What is important is that you say yes. Good."
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"(SINGING) I'm leaving inside Jim's car"
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"I'll be back tomorrow."
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"A party for the website I've been planning for two weeks."
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"If you are not this tall, you may not ride the rollercoaster."
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"Sorry. I'm so sorry. Yes. Could you repeat that?"
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"Stop it. Give me that. Give it."
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"You ever read this?"
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"But they were sold out."
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"What was that?"
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"Leaving Pennsylvania."
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"Gotcha."
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"Want to come over Friday? Can't."
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"After work, you..."
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"Oh, no, 'cause..."
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"You're gonna let me know when we're close, right?"
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"It's a club called Chat Room, and there's a password to get in,"
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"which is actually "Password," so..."
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"What are you doing?"
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"That is an invitation to an online party."
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"Are there three "W's" at the beginning of the address?"
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"Yes. Yeah."
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"and wouldn't let any of the seniors go."
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"Doesn't it just piss you off sometimes that little twerp got the promotion over us?"
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"After numerous projections that the computer"
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"PAM: I'll get back to you."
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"What?"
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"I think I faked Oscar out."
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"What's wrong with Dwight?"
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"Good!"
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"But, you know, I'm not gonna cry over it."
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"I did that in the car on the way home."
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"Good. These are some things that I would like to have happen."
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""better lighting, something made of ice"?"
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""Pizza, pizza with mushrooms, pizza without mushrooms, white pizza, steak"?"
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""confetti, go-go dancers"?"
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"I can't do it."
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"No, seriously, is there anyone else who could do it better?"
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"I hear she's single and ready to mingle."
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"I'm thinking about making a play for her."
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"I think it's inappropriate to date someone you work with."
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"Okay."
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"Guess who just ordered from your favorite pizza place, Alfredo."
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"Same thing."
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"when you all talk at the same time."
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"It's like eating a hot circle of garbage."
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"not in the box."
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"chocolates or the thing that's made of ice."
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"Yeah?"
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"I don't care what you told them on the phone."
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"What do you mean?"
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"eight pizzas with a half-off coupon,"
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"Well, then you're not getting your pizzas."
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"I don't care if it's pizza!"
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"You don't just make promises"
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"And you will come out when you decide to give me a discount on the pizza."
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"Yeah, I know that guy. He's that farmer that grows really crappy weed."
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"Okay, what have you been doing in here this whole time?"
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"And you don't know anything about sales!"
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