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Clips from The Office - Vandalism (S09E09)

"Have you seen Darryl?"
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"So is Santa Claus."
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"It's just a regular Thursday."
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"like the sneakiest little sneaky sneak"
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"Drive safe."
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"I've really been putting in the hours"
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"on this mural."
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"And my bs is totally okay with it,"
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"and has no clue what anybody's doing."
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"What? You've got to be kidding me."
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"You know, actually none of you could even really make the cut"
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"his wife."
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"but as a politician in this town"
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"on your lawn signs."
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"It's humiliating for me."
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"maybe I do too."
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"And, as much as I miss Pam and the kids,"
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"You know, let your hair down."
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"I love Jim. I love that he hooked me up"
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"with a job."
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"Apparently, they need to "soak.""
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"[Cherry picker whirring]"
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"Okay?"
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"I will stay up here all day if I have to."
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"but someone should get fired over this, right?"
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"I just feel like I'm on my own here."
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"but in terms of people who can do something."
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"Thank you, Brian. [Exhales]"
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"to call a conference room meeting."
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"to call a super-secret"
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"Yeah."
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"Let's go."
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"in the spots where they put their paints,"
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"This is about all of us."
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"not because I played politics."
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"that Dwight can't come to your son's birthday."
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"What I do with said drawings"
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"Yes. Or nipple-less breasts."
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"We need another approach."
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"That usually works on him."
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"See, I feel bad about that."
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"Now, listen, now that we have got you here,"
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"Now I know a lot of these warehouse guys are your friends,"
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"That's a bold play."
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"- Nice job, man. - You too, Darryl."
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"- No big deal. - No, no, if it's a big deal,"
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"No, no, no, no, you don't have to do that."
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"or are you gonna let it soak?"
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"Thank you."
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"About what was done? By you?"
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"Frank?"
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"I'm sure it isn't easy for you guys"
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"I'm sorry I didn't like your crappy doodles."
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"Big deal. Butts are funny."
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"Well, maybe if you got the stick out of yours."
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"so screw you."
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"Hey, that is not okay."
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"[Speaks indistinctly]"
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"Who won the hugging contest? No, let me guess."
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"We should just take him down."
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"Wait. Are you saying..."
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"But today she has tapped into this vengeful violent side,"
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"He messed with something that was important to you."
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"We need to mess with something that's important to him."
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"Yes, we're good friends. Good friends."
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"our party has turned its back on the Hispanic people."
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"Given demographic trends, I don't know."
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"And I don't care."
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"My friend. Mi amigo Oscar."
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"[Applause]"
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"Rohelio's Malaysian."
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"- Oh, hey. - Hey."
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"Are you honestly saying that, if I needed flour,"
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"I couldn't use that?"
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"I am, but just, you know, I get a little finicky about my stuff."
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"It's all good."
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"We good."
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"What's that cooler?"
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"Nothing. It's mine."
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"[Soda can snaps]"
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"[Beep]"
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"Oh, crap. Were those yours?"
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"Okay, boss."
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"What's important to him?"
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"Does he have, like, a favorite pair of boots"
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"What, is he retiring?"
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"and why would I be asking that?"
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"While I got you on the phone,"
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"- Can you fix that? - Yeah."
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"is that supposed to be my mural?"
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"Frank, and he's leaving a trail of poops?"
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"I'm glad you feel better."
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"You miss Angela, don't you?"
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"- Easy! - Son of a bitch!"
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"Well..."
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"Yes. Sorry about that."
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"and you're just using them."
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"Brian, I'm so sorry."
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"See ya."
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"Wow, this whole Philly thing has been so much fun"
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"- Oh, come on. - Oh."
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"He's around here, somewhere."
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"Hmm."
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"Yeah, Darryl's here."
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"Neither guy is here."
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"And it's Friday."
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"Welcome to me and Darryl's World of Lies."
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"Nobody knows it yet,"
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"but Darryl already started working in Philly."
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"So now he has to sneak out of here"
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"you ever saw."
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"And I'm his helper."
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"It's so fun."
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"Darryl, meet Bear-yl."
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"How much did you pay for that?"
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"Nothing. Won him at the carnival."
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"Spent a ton on tickets, though."
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"I've just been using sick days I saved up."
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"But Erin was so excited about being sneaky sneaks,"
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"I went along with it."
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