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Clips from The Office - Promos (S09E09)

"[Chair squeaking]"
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"It's officially a hostile work environment."
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"Somebody just needs to get her attention,"
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"go out there and fire her?"
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"She's listening to50 Shades Of Grey."
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"[Sputters]"
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"What the hell?"
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"Keep talking."
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"Dwight is dating a Brussels sprout farmer"
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"Oh, boy. Please don't."
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"Oh, what was I gonna-- what was I gonna say?"
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"that you have a big pitch meeting today."
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"- Bye. - Bye."
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"[Upbeat guitar music]"
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"The paper."
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"You go to the bathroom for 45 minutes,"
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"and everything changes."
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"[Typing on keyboard]"
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"I think they're from the forest where we harvest our paper."
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"Yes. Esther."
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"Some of us have changed so much."
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"and I think, "come on. I can do that.""
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"Now what does that make you think of?"
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"- Wow. - I actually wrote a screenplay."
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"It's called The Big Piece."
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"which transforms him into the Big Piece."
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"- The space dust does it. - Space dust."
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"Andy, are there documentary groupies?"
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""Cool guy?""
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"[Typing on keyboard] [Gasps]"
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"- Meredith! - Come on!"
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"They film us at night when we're sleeping"
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"'cause that makes great TV."
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"Have you guys checked the comments?"
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"Okay."
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"I sneezed into my hands without using purell"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah, I guess I could."
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"If you agree to a 40-60 split on this tractor,"
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"We should buy an Auger together."
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"Oh! Seven new comments."
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"Never comment on this page ever again.""
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"Ugh."
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"- Just one second. - No."
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"Dude, we're being conned."
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"These chicks are way too hot to be into us."
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"Esther's just pretending to like you"
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"so that you'll buy her daddy a new tractor."
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"Yeah, the sister's trying to seduce me into buying an Auger with her."
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"No woman would ever want a man"
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"Yeah, no, I-- actually, it's always like this."
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"It's a little less cluttered out there."
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"- That's for you. - Oh, thank you."
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"- Oh! - Stop it."
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"- Oh, yeah, that's right. - Yeah."
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"- of Jim and I up on the roof. - Oh, yeah, that was--"
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"- Um... - I'm sorry."
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""Suddenly, the Evil Thugs break into the stadium."
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"Yeah, that's better."
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"but I love you.""
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"- Like in Toy Story." - Wow."
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"to Darth Vader."
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"and the best I've ever done is Angela,"
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"who's a nine, and she rejected me."
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"- behind your back. - That snake!"
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"That shady grove out by Willard's pond."
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"- That-- - Yeah."
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"[Laughter]"
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"[Telephone ringing]"
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"and all the rest of you haters out there,"
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"check this out."
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"Huh? Yeah."
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"I'd love a DVD of that."
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"Oh, oh. She's doing it again."
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"Phyllis has gotten into audiobooks."
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"And lately she's been listening to 50 Shades Of Grey,"
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"which, if you don't know what it is,"
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"- it's a book about, uh, um-- - It's porn."
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"Yeah."
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"Seriously?"
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"This is unacceptable."
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"Why?"
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"tell her it's not okay to do this in public."
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"Be careful. I pulled my mom's dog"
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"off the pillow once, and I got bit."
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"[All groaning] Meredith! Good lord."
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"- What? - Phyllis is masturbating"
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"in the office right now as we speak."
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"Can we skip the color commentary and just have Andy"
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"He can't do that."
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"Turns out she's allowed to have feelings of sexual arousal."
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"Doesn't become a violation till she physically acts on it."
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"[All exclaim]"
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"W-w-wait, wait. Why is Phyllis so aroused?"
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"Well, there you go. That's muy caliente."
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"Okay, you are useless. I'll take care of this."
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"It's okay, guys. She's no longer horny."
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"Excuse me, dirty birdie."
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"What?"
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"You can have this back at the end of the day."
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"Okay."
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"Clark, I need your advice."
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"I'm having some lady troubles."
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"- What's her name? - Esther Bruegger."
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"- Sweet. - Lives on the neighboring farm."
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"- 85 acres. - Oh, yeah."
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"Well, we've been out three times."
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"There has been physicality."
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"The thing is, we were hanging out with her father"
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"the other night, looking at a farm catalogue,"
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"[Groans]"
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"[Laughs]"
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"What do you think?"
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"The same thing that you think."
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"Long-term tractor leases can put pressure on a relationship."
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"God, a lot of my buddies are going through the same thing right now."
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"Something in the air."
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"And good for you, Dwight."
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"I'm so glad you found someone."
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"I bet she's got kind eyes."
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