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Clips from The Office - Heavy Competition (S05E05)

"Things are a little slow here."
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"And there's only so much cold-calling"
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"We're getting pretty good at it."
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"(A CAPPELLA GROUP HUMMING)"
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"JIM: Andy put down a bunch of deposits"
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"Trust me, you will not be walking, you will be boogying."
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"What's wrong with you?"
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"These sleeves are cutting off my circulation."
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"There's not enough blood getting to my hands."
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"Doesrt Charles know he's compromising my attack readiness?"
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"It's a straightjacket! Okay."
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"And in that chaos, I soared."
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"Hey. Hey."
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"I really appreciate it."
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"I don't need $6 to help a friend."
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"No, no, listen, as a friend,"
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"But don't forget, you owe me $10."
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"It's so scary how right the things you're saying are."
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"but now something much more pressing has come up."
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"Also, try to discuss it over Indian food,"
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"That is smart. That would not seem genuine. Ryan?"
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"I can get there."
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"Go Michael Scott Paper Company! Go Michael Scott Paper Company!"
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"You needed to speak to me?"
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"Great. You know, Dwight, it has been quite a transition for all of us."
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"I've just been impressed with your performance,"
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"Really? Definitely."
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"Imagine someone has a personal hero they really want to help."
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"But then there's this new guy."
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"Good, so you see what I'm saying."
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"No!"
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"It is the situation we're in now."
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"I'm not a barbarian."
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"Good."
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"You know, I've been thinking about what you said..."
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"Nice. I just don't know if I can do it."
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"which means you can do it."
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"Believe me, I broke up with Angela,"
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"and I'm, like, the happiest guy ever."
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"I mean, I'm so happy. I'm so happy!"
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"I'm pretty emotionally needy."
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"And you know what?"
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"I'm sorry, Michael."
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"No, Michael. Michael, no."
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"We need to talk about our two companies and how we should behave."
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"but now I'm okay with it."
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"Michael, I want you to stop pestering my salesman"
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"and I want you to leave Dunder Mifflin alone. Do you understand?"
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"Wow."
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"Dwight told Charles. He told him."
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"It's like a girl says she'll make out with you,"
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"They filled the balloon with pee. A funnel."
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"Bro, I do that all the time."
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"Tuna? Be nice to my friend Jim, okay?"
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"Well, so what? Your body's a 10."
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"I am going to come at you, and I'm going to come at you hard."
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"Finally."
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"WOMAN: If you'd like to reach an outside line,"
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"I have a long relationship with HarperCollins Publishers"
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"I'm not worried."
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"You sound worried."
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"Well, if you could do me a big favor and tell Mr. Schofield"
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"that Michael Scott has tickets to the"
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"I sure do. Yes."
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"I spent a month putting that Rolodex on his BlackBerry,"
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"which he now uses as a nightlight."
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"And, no, I cannot lower my current prices."
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"I wanted to discuss your contract with us."
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"Hello, Dwight. I've been expecting your call. What do you want?"
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"No, you think I'm going to fall for that? There's no..."
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"Meet... Okay."
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"Go to the spot and then walk 100 feet."
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"You were making me do things that were not all right."
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"So you just rat me out?"
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"And not come through for you?"
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"If you want a truce, I will give you a truce."
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"Hey, listen, will you do me a favor"
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"DWIGHT: Did you enjoy your lunch?"
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"Bastard!"
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"and how is Brenda, age four, ponytail, and Simon, age seven?"
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"And say hello to Shari,"
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"Sure. That'd be fine."
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"cannot succeed."
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"And I'm closing the door."
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"that he will keep prices steady for a year,"
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"I, on the other hand, am the president, the owner and the founder."
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"Excuse me, can I have your attention, everyone?"
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"Jim Halpert is very upset and disturbed."
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"Maybe it was nothing at all, but here's the deal, okay? It stops now!"
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"Really?"
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"Okay. Yeah, okay."
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"What the heck is happening here?"
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"One, Pam and I are very happy together."
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"you're ever going to find someone else, but you will."
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"I promise you, you will."
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"I learned something about myself today."
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"Yeah."
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"'cause I feel like I could sit here and talk for hours."
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"Hello, Dwight."
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"April 13th, 2002."
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"I barge, because I care."
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"for an obscure sociology textbook, but were hung out to dry"
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"has opened a new branch this very month."
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"That sounds like a great idea. That sounds like a fantastic idea."
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"I will see you this weekend for the Penguins, box seats as usual!"
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"Okay, sure! Good, good, good."
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"And tell me,"
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"I wrote "gay son" in green."
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"Green means go, so I know to go ahead and shut up about it."
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"Most colors mean, "Don't say it.""
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"And the great tragedy of the Civil War"
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"apart from abolishing slavery?"
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"In that case, war was the right choice."
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"you can do in a day."
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"Turns out there's no limit to the number of cheese puffs"
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"(MICHAEL EXCLAIMS)"
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"on stuff for his wedding with Angela,"
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