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Clips from The Office - Crime Aid (S05E05)

"Hey. Hello."
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"So, when can I see you again?"
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"(CHUCKLES) Is that too eager? (CHUCKLES) No."
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"Why? I'm going out with you."
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"Wow."
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"No more. No more. Tonight's so..."
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"All right. Too many times."
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"So have a nice day. Thank you. You, too."
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"You're welcome."
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"Does Holly feel that way? I don't know."
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"You set a date?"
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"You're making a knife with a knife?"
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"About what?"
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"I know none of that. And if I did, you'd be the last to know."
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"(INHALING SHARPLY)"
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"and then... Then we can do... We'll just do the restaurant thing first."
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"Yeah, that's good."
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"She introduced me to so many things."
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"Why is she marrying Andy?"
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"and Andy's not really a risk."
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"That's really fattening."
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"It's time to go? No."
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"(NASAL VOICE) You're crazy! Go crazy!"
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"After vous. Thank vous."
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"(HOLLY SNICKERING)"
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"(CHATTERING ON POLICE RADIO)"
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"I need to cancel checks from 10,001 to 90,000."
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"Oscar, I'm now going to be prone to surges."
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"We were robbed last night."
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"Looks like a classic seven-man job."
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"(GROANING)"
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"No, did you? (WHISPERING) Michael, I think this is our fault."
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"(GROANS)"
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"It did when Bob said I had to stop talking to my sister on the phone so much."
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"His name?"
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"(WHISPERING) Creed Bratton."
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"where people from all over Scranton can come and bid"
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"on our goods and services."
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"We could auction off things that we do for each other,"
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"Move on, Michael. Okay."
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"Bear with me. There's a point there."
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"apologize, and then date me,"
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"I said I was only going to say it once."
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"because there is no Wikipedia entry for office robbery statistics."
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"Take it away, Bruce!"
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"DARRYL: Mike gave me a list of his top 10 Springsteen songs."
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"one was Tracy Chapmars Fast Car,"
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"$400. Who wants it for four? Four, four... Hitter, hitter..."
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"(MUMBLING)"
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"What the hell is that? It's the only gavel I could find."
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"It squeaks when you bang it. That's what she said."
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"Mike, you can't do this, conflict of interest."
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"JIM: Okay. Okay, sold!"
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"She thought I was McNabb."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"I can see that."
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"ROY: Halpert? DARRYL: What's up, Roy?"
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"I'm good. Good."
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"DARRYL: Where you been?"
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"Hi. I'm Kevin."
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"We are getting there, folks, slow and steady."
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"(ALL CLAPPING) Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. David Wallace!"
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"Thanks. Thanks, everybody."
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"Phyllis, someone let the air out of your tires. Come quick."
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"Keep it going! Hey, batter, batter, hey. BOB VANCE: $160."
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"Why couldn't you have just said it? Why did you actually do it?"
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"Now you move on."
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"Now how do I get her back?"
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"I get it."
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"What's going on with Pam? She's good, actually."
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"She's engaged"
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"Congrats, man. Thanks, man."
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"I appreciate that."
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"So Pam's happy?"
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"I mean, she loves her classes, loves the city,"
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"Yeah, well, Phyllis, nobody really wants a hug, so..."
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"$100. $200."
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"$500 and one penny! One million dollars!"
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"It's not won'th it."
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"$1,000 going once! $1,000 going twice!"
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"(TIRES SQUEALING)"
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"It's sort of... Kind of a gray area in terms of whether I had them."
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"But, yeah, those tickets really seemed too good to be true."
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"Pam, line three. Okay, thanks."
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"New York, as it turns out, is very expensive, and I ran out of money."
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"I thought about selling a kidney,"
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"but Michael offered to get me a part-time job at corporate."
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"Hey."
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"MICHAEL: (ON PHONE) Pamela!"
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"Of course, now Michael knows where to reach me"
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"Hey, Michael. Pamela!"
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"Miss you, kiddo. Miss you so much."
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"I'm actually thinking about getting my own set of "putt-putt" golf clubs."
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"That would be great. You need that. Yeah?"
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"Yeah. Really?"
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"Yeah. It would help. (WHISPERING) Well, I let her win."
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"(WHISPERING) No, he didn't."
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"Tonight. I'm free tonight."
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"I don't care. I'm free tonight. Okay."
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"Oh, wait. Tonight's no good."
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"Because I am busy taking you out."
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"(GASPS) I just remembered. I can't tonight."
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"(BOTH CHUCKLING)"
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"Wait a second. I can't tonight."
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"In my opinion, the third date is traditionally the one where you have sex."
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"I am right in assuming that Dwight is short for D-Money?"
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"'Cause that's what I wrote on your "Save The Date.""
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"ANDY: J-Money. Or should it be T-Money, for Tuna?"
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"You got a better way?"
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"You know I know. You know they know."
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"The mall could be fun. Yeah!"
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"We could go to the food court, get different foods."
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"You could get chicken teriyaki, I could get a hot dog."
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"Some of what we order depends on if we're having sex after."
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"(LAUGHING) I can't... Oh, my..."
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"Wow! Elephant in the room."
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"Are we, do you think? Do you think we're going to have sex tonight?"
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