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Clips from The Office - WUPHF.com (S07E07)

"Uh, try "password.""
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"Nope."
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"No."
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""Glasses," "Turban," "Ear Hair," "Fatty 3,""
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"You know what, it made me laugh when I heard it,"
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""Big boobs.""
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"That's the password. We're in."
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"Thanks, Erin. Sure."
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"and as office administrator..."
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"Let it go."
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"I think an investors' ski trip, frankly, is the best idea."
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"I love it."
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"and I was thinking that we should start on a bunny hill,"
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"And then work our way up to "Death Drop.""
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"You're kidding."
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"really do this thing our way."
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"Awesome."
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"Eldred called it "Hay World.""
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"Come on in, enjoy!"
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"I think it all comes from feeding Cece,"
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"I sell her those carrots."
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"Commission comes out to"
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"Okay, well, it can't be zero, Kev."
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"I entered the sale, and I hit enter and I said, "Dunh-duh-na-dah!""
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"I'm pretty sure I timesed it right."
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"So, from here until the end of the fiscal year, your commission will be zero."
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"What are you talking about? We have a commission cap?"
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"I mean, isn't this where you fell in love?"
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"sometimes you have to put up with policies you don't like."
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"Money!"
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"I'm listening."
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"How's everybody doing?"
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"your corner of the Wuphf empire."
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"Yes, I have a dream."
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"I want to own a decommissioned lighthouse."
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"And nobody knows I live there."
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"to friends and family."
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"like, for college campuses with shooters or gas leaks?"
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"No, no, Oscar, it's not a digital rape whistle."
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"What's your money situation?"
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"Sure, how long can you sustain this without a cash infusion?"
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"We have nine solid days. I love these questions. Keep 'em coming."
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"How long do you think a week is?"
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"No, not this weekend. Next weekend."
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"We were gonna go on the investors' ski trip."
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"I've cleaned my car, organized my desk, and taken a multivitamin."
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"So..."
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"Pam."
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"Well, you like that."
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"Triple your investment by January."
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"Well, earlier today, I was emailing someone by the name of John Legend."
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"We get that guy wuphfing,"
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"Okay, all right. I know what you wanna see. I'll be right back."
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"Hey, congratulations. Do you know what your prize is?"
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"Just imagine that you're at spring break at Daytona Beach."
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"Everyone's like, "Hey, dude, what's up"
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""with all the hotties in the Wuphf shirts?""
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"Or, "Hey, what's up with that helicopter?""
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""Wow, what's falling on us, man?""
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"Let's say you do get the money."
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"is that you only think about the user, the experience."
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"We have an offer from Washington University."
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"I do, I do. This isn't right."
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"I help you with your things, and you help me with my things."
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"I got this. It's okay. Don't worry about this."
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"Is it any particular branch of Washington University?"
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"The Washington University Public Health Fund."
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"Yeah, sell. Sell."
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"Get us out of this."
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"There's no charge to sit on the hay, is there?"
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"I mean, wouldn't you think"
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"and not just the instructions?"
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"I mean, I'm starting to think"
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"Don't laugh at me."
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"Oh."
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"Hi, Michael."
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"Can't talk, saving the planet."
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"We don't?"
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"Listen, I know you really like Ryan..."
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"You know this special bond that you've always felt with Ryan,"
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"I'm just saying that I think I agree with your point."
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"No."
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"How far can you reach those lovely long arms of yours?"
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"Are you distracting these people?"
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"Can you at least try to look busy?"
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""You're too fat. No one's gonna like you if you're too fat.""
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"I have nothing but ideas. The thing is, they all require money."
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"Nine days, though. That's, like..."
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"Well, a lot of people are doing that,"
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"And they say the rates have never been lower."
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"So, you would think that's a good idea for me to do?"
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"flown by our private pilot,"
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"eating our private meal, cooked by our private chef."
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"We totally should."
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"Tonight?"
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"Put your hands together for"
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"And let's hear it for"
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"We appear to have a three-way tie."
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"So, if I were to call Dunder Mifflin"
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"would I get through to you?"
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"Very sorry to hear that."
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"Consider it a wuphf in person."
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"You got this crazy opportunity to get our money back."
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"Tell Mike to sell."
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"I'm betting on myself."
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"It's a bad bet."
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"It's not that we don't believe in the company."
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"Do not agree to sell, which is to say nay."
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"And there is no middle ground."
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"Ryan came to me through a temp agency. Andy was transferred here."
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"Jim,"
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"Oscar is my queen."
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"That's easy. Give me a hard one. That's what Oscar said."
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"And yeah, you know what? Ryan is probably, like, a two."
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"That's..."
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"- Wuphf from Ryan Howard. - Decided to sell company."
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"Thank God."
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"Gabe Lewis."
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"No one's gonna like you if you're too fat."
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"Well, Jo... Now, I love reading,"
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