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Clips from The Office - Turf War (S08E08)

"my delts are blasted."
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"for how much protein powder to scoop."
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"You cut it with water?"
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"Why don't you just take estrogen?"
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"Flat curl contest."
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"May the manliest man win. Go."
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"The burn is where I live."
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"Speed set! One!"
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"Hey."
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"This dumb rule Robert made."
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"It's just-- I think it's, like, if we make an exception for you,"
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"then we have to make an exception for the water guy,"
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"and then it's, like, where does it end?"
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"at the office, they're rewarded for it,"
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"and when I do it, I am told it's a little much?"
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"All right, well, enjoy the alumni game."
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"Lot going on, guys. What's happening?"
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"Jim, tell him where he can stick his grapes."
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"The butt, in his butt."
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"you're taking New York clients."
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"Shh."
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"I had a one-man saturnalia last night."
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"I got into a case of Australian reds"
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"From-- from last night."
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"is yes, yes, yes, yes, and..."
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"Oh, it was the summer--"
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"'Course."
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"Yeah, I can make you a list."
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"- There we go. - Okay."
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"What the hell's all this?"
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"but we figured out a way around it."
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"Embezzle. To commit fraud."
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"There he is."
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"That's Lloyd."
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"Me?"
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"I like to think Lloyd Gross is a no-nonsense guy"
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"There's actually not a rule that says that."
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"There's no rule."
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"Oh, can I check the employee handbook, Lloyd?"
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"No."
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"It's in your best interest to stay out of my State."
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"Hey, text from the old wife."
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"for things to hit each other with."
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"Chair, lamp, plant,"
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"- on the Tylenol-- Oh. - Sorry, not Jim."
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"Just have to get the caramelized sugar"
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"- off the pan before it dries. - Oh, for God--"
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"- Robert California."
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"- A pan, uh-- - No, no, no, no, no, kid,"
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"stay there, do your dishes, go ahead."
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"Listen, Robert, I don't have time."
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"- I want it, it's mine. - Prestige is ours."
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"of the junk mail on the eastern seaboard."
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"making some funky decisions."
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"That is a huge client."
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"to the first person to walk in the door."
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"Shaping a company is in essence"
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"They want a decision who gets the big client."
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"Is it just me or is our boss a freakin' weirdo?"
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"Jim, you know what would be really dastardly?"
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"- What? - Is that him?"
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"Go slash his tires!"
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"- Hit the Nos. - Are you sure?"
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"Hello. Andy Bernard to see the CEO."
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"Oh, do you have an appointment?"
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"'Cause I could just be anyone."
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"Is there someone here to see me?"
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"Yes, this man."
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"Have you guys been watching any good Korean soap operas?"
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"Do you think I'd like that,"
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"It'll be upsetting if you don't."
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"I know the product. I know the margins."
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"Now... I have written down my personal phone number."
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"Whatever you need-- Anytime, night or day--"
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"You want me to drive to your house if I need paper."
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"You all right?"
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"Yeah."
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"We'll be stuck between floors for hours."
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"Oh."
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"Hello, sir. Good day."
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"Dwight K Schrute. Dunder Mifflin, Scranton."
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"Forgive my pants, they fell down."
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"- What's going on? - Mr. Ramish."
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"- It's... Big Red Paper Company. - Big Red Paper Company?"
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"Yes, yes, yes!"
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"Or do you also have a monopoly on thirst?"
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"- Let me get these. - No."
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"- Hey. - Hmm?"
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"Hello, Nell, it's mom."
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"- Shopaholic. - Sounds like it."
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"Ah."
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"Can I do it, Pam?"
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"Um... You dropped your cell phone."
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"With Robert and everything."
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"Robert... Is... A filthy beast."
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"- I mean, the man talks of nothing but sex."
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"But sometimes he talks about flesh... And bacchanals."
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"No... Don't. Just put it out of your mind."
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"Things are looking up."
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"I might be a mother soon."
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"You're blackmailing me."
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"I wanted to see if I could interest you in an investment."
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"Dunder Mifflin."
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"it could be worth twice what you would pay for it today."
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"I know it sounds stupid,"
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"Wait. You don't even care about nationals."
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"I don't know, I've always wanted to own a bike shop, but..."
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"Man,"
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"For a 180 pound man with no fat."
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"Protein powder, huh?"
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"There you go, boys."
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"Mwah."
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"I remember when people thought biceps were all that."
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"They'd flex them all night at the discotheque."
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"Oh, I bet you think it's all about core, huh?"
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"- Yeah. - Oh, please."
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"Core's critical."
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"There are four tenets of pilates"
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"that I live my life by."
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"One-- Lengthen."
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