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Clips from The Office - Paper Airplane (S09E09)

"I did."
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"if you know what I mean."
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"Okay, so is that my spot?"
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"It does not say "dangerous.""
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"And this week I got a movie."
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"HRPDC Chemical Handling Protocols."
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"Let's do it six more times."
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"I appreciate that you appreciate that."
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"And we have homework."
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"everything we don't want to do opportunities."
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"Heads up, everyone."
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"- Hey. - Yeah."
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"Who is Carla Fern?"
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"This is Robert from Weyerhammer Paper"
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"I'm pumped."
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"I completely forgot."
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"that man was carrying around makes sense."
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"- Please take it seriously. - Oh, please."
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"Me? Oh, I'm fine."
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"and Lady Aragorn and their ten kittens."
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"Let's be honest,"
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"Angela was at best indifferent."
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"Yup."
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"I was in The Wiz in high school."
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"I guess it's starting."
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"Of course. Yeah, sure."
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"We just need a picture of the top of your head in case we burn some of your hair off."
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"Thank you."
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"- You have to pick one. - I can't."
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"Whoo!"
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"until one of 'em flies."
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"An Earl Grey tea for the lady."
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"There's a new espresso machine."
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"I just made a character choice to be a scientist"
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"I can't hear what you said."
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"Oh wow."
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"Whoa, Dwight defeats Phyllis."
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"Yeah, I plucked the chickens extra fast,"
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"in your nuggets or just a little bit of meat"
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"and then just kind of flush out your eyes, you know,"
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"get the chemicals out, all right?"
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"I'm not comfortable doing my own stunts."
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"I'll get nude if you want me to."
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"I can't squirt stuff in my eyeball."
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"- like the song. - Mm."
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"That is sad."
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"- Sorry, I'm mad. - Okay."
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"I'm gonna go upstairs and just..."
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"Oh, I made us a date to take my mom out to dinner"
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"the opportunity to hang out with your mom more,"
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"I acknowledge with gratitude"
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"every night for months."
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"I guess I will swallow my truth."
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"- That's fine. We'll move on. - I said I can do a better one."
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"Each contestant will throw two aeroplanes."
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"Angela's first throw--"
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"Okay?"
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"[Plane lands]"
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"And it is everyone, because this is over."
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"And, as long as I have that,"
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"Okay."
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"I..."
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""Love suffers long and is kind."
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"- I love you. - I love you."
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"Oh! Hey, champions."
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"Good morning."
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"Quarterfinals in an hour."
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"I hope you got some sleep, because I'm gonna be hunting your nightmares tonight."
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"- I got some really good sleep. - Did you?"
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"Zzz."
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"Yesterday was the first round of a branch-wide paper airplane contest."
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"It was being sponsored by Weyerhammer Paper"
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"in an effort to get us to sell more of their new product,"
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"Airstream Deluxe A4, the Cadillac of paper."
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"It's not so easy on the environment,"
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"It's practically made of plastic."
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"We started with 16 brave aviators."
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"Some used skill. [Cheers and applause]"
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"Others relied on showmanship."
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"[Aww-ing]"
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"Others seemed not to comprehend what a paper airplane is."
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"And of course there was the odd moment of heartbreak and disaster."
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"Hey, I left my glasses down here somewhere."
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"Ow!"
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"Ow! [All gasping]"
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"I didn't see you."
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"You should have yelled, "crossing"!"
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"I'm sorry."
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"We are now down to an elite eight."
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"Well, seven and Toby."
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""Be careful of that beaker. It contains dangerous acid!""
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"And there's no exclamation point."
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"Well, I'm just-- I'm trying to bring some life to it."
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"Last week I got an agent."
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"It's gonna be seen by tons of workers"
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"in the industrial chemical community,"
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"one of whom could have a cousin whose brother is Brad Pitt."
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"And then, boom, next thing you know,"
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"I'm in Moneyballs 2."
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"- Andy. - Go away. We're running lines."
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"You wanted to see the gooey eye."
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"Oh, yeah. All right, get over here."
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"I am so freaked out by things going into eyes."
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"It just-- wow."
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"Ugh."
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"Ugh. I can't even."
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"I'm so freaked out by that. Just go. Go, go, go, go, go."
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"All right, but it's getting gooier, so we'll just do it later."
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"Okay."
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"All right. Where were we?"
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"Something full of acid."
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""And, remember, do not attempt"
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"to extinguish a chemical fire with water."
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"It will only exacerbate the flame, the dangerous flame.""
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"Wait, wait, wait, stop, stop, stop."
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"Don't go anywhere. I just need to find more colors."
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"Hey. I just wanted to say"
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"that you woke up early with the kids and let me sleep,"
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"and I really appreciate that."
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"Thank you."
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