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Clips from The Office - The Duel (S05E05)

"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam."
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"Eat that, Carl Lewis!"
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"going too fast in front of the building,"
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"Thirty-one is humanly impossible."
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"That's impossible. Beat it!"
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"MICHAEL: Today's a big day. My presence has been requested"
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"by Chief Financial Officer, David Wallace."
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"He says that he wants to talk about big picture stuff,"
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"So maybe just try one at first,"
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"Hmm?"
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"How about we just... I just have to talk to you for a second."
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"We can't figure that out. I can't take it anymore."
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"I'm telling Andy, Dwight."
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"It shouldn't come from you. Who should it come from, then?"
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"Where, Dwight?"
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"Seems like you already know where."
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"Kevin, you screwed this form up again."
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"that could also apply to the form."
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""I'm sorry I did such a whorish job filling out this form"?"
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"That cannot be true!"
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"No."
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"I need a soup spoon."
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"DWIGHT: Rule 17, don't turn your back on bears, men you have wronged,"
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"What is it?"
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"I've already admitted that I do."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"...you guys should be hearing what I'm saying."
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"When will she be ready? I don't know."
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"Andy? Yeah?"
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"Will do, boss man."
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"(EXCLAIMS) I do not have much time."
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"Car's all the way over there."
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"Well, no, I'm not."
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"Have a good meeting. Thank you."
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"Are you serious? Yeah."
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"If I'm sitting, I can't disable his neck or his groin."
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"I need to talk to you."
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"Is it true?"
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"What have you heard? That you're sleeping with Dwight."
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"I mean, we just signed off on our wedding flowers."
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"Would I have said yes to formal chrysanthemums"
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"Just answer the question. Are you sleeping with Dwight?"
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"How long has this been going on?"
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"I mean, we were together, and then he killed Sprinkles,"
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"I don't know exactly when we started up again."
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"They're..."
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"ANDY: Oh, God."
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"So listen, Michael, your branch has been doing great lately,"
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"and your sales staff is reporting very strong numbers."
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"Outperforming last year, in fact."
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"Utica, Albany, all the other branches are struggling,"
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"and I just... I need to get a sense of what that is."
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"and I always have, and I always will."
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"for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where,"
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"or who, or who you are with, or where you are going,"
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"or where you've been"
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"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going."
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"I always think better when it's cooler."
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"and in this economic climate,"
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"no method of success can be ignored."
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"It's not really a time for executives to start getting judgmental now."
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"Hey, what say we order up some pasta?"
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"So, like, missionary?"
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"I love you."
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"Why should I believe that?"
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"Andy, we are at a crossroads here,"
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"and we can either give in to what people are saying,"
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"Who says that?"
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"and not telling me what's been going on this entire time."
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"Good. She broke up with you."
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"No, it's over between you two."
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"Will never be her name."
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"Then I'll make you."
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"Oh, really? How are you going to do that?"
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"and does not scare me in the slightest."
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"I will fight you."
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"My bare hands."
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"Usually it's over which one gets to hold the camcorder."
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"What a coincidence. Hmm."
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"And he looks at me and he says,"
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"And I look back at him and I say,"
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""I feel the need, the need for tweed.""
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"I have to say, I am so impressed"
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"with the potential you see in me."
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"Let's do this thing!"
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""From the desk of Andrew Bernard.""
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"(SCOFFS)"
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"You guys, what is he doing?"
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"Why isn't Dwight turning around?"
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"What's happening?"
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"You give up? Never!"
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"Protect her from what? Bears, you idiot?"
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"No, my right one's falling asleep a little bit."
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"Go away, Tuna! I'm winning this!"
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"Oh! How much is this gonna cost? Oh!"
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"She said she was only sleeping with me."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"(SIGHING)"
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"I'm sorry, he's not in yet."
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"Would you like his voicemail?"
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"MICHAEL: Yeah!"
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"Twelve miles an hour."
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"Angela made several 911 calls about cars"
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"so the police put up a radar gun."
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"Wow, 13."
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"No, no, no. DWIGHT: Yeah!"
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"Dwight, there was wind. I want a do over."
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"No, no, no, it's not your turn. All right, 13 is the new number."
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"Oscar, go ahead."
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"I want another try. Here we go!"
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"Thirty-one! 31!"
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"STANLEY: There was a car."
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"I was ahead of the car. Thirty-one is my new number."
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"Go, Oscar. Thirty-one is my number."
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"and, I'll be honest, I have little or no idea what that means."
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"So, probably bad."
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"Okay, be careful, Kevin. They're kind of spicy."
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"Hot Tamales."
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"Yeah. Uh-oh."
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"and then if it's okay, have a couple more."
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