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Clips from The Office - Cocktails (S03E03)

"Can you confirm that the straps are tight?"
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"Yes."
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"But this seems a little..."
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"A lot of people think that magic camp is just for kids."
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"And that's why so many other people in my class were kids."
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"Self-fulfilling prophecy."
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"It's really for anybody with a dream and a belief in magic,"
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"and a little extra time after school."
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"Can he do it? I don't see how he can."
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"I know how."
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"He'll dislocate his shoulder and slip his arm out."
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"No. No."
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"Everyone, now count down with me."
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"Three... Sorry. Sorry, quick thing."
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"So is it true that if you can't get out, you don't want anyone to help you?"
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"I will get out. Oh, yes. I will."
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"So we shouldn't help you no matter how much you might beg and plead?"
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"No. All right. Just... This is getting hot, so let's just do this, okay?"
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"Go!"
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"(BOTH GROAN)"
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"Is everything okay, Michael?"
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"Yes."
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"MICHAEL: I cannot tell you how I plan to escape"
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"other than by using magic."
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"All right, ready? Come on, guys. Early worm gets the worm."
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"Another worm, like, are they friends?"
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"Okay."
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"(BLOWING)"
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"Pam, would you smell my breath?"
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"No. No."
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"Michael, you go to parties all the time. Why is tonight so special?"
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"Well, tonight is so special"
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"because my boss's boss's boss, the CFO, not his initials, common mistake,"
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"And Jan and I are going as a couple for the first time."
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"So it's kind of our coming out party, really."
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"And that is why tonight is so special."
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"Jimbo, last chance, carpool."
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"Oh, no thanks. I think Karen and I will take my car."
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"You sure? Might be a good idea... Yeah."
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"...if we all went together, we could save some gas, have fun. Long trip."
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"Thanks. Play some games?"
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"Not... Yeah. I Spy."
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"Didn't expect to need a reason. So, let me think here."
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"I don't know any of these people. It's an obligation."
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"I don't like talking paper in my free time."
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"I really didn't give it any thought. Wait, should you be going?"
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"Hello, you. JAN: Michael?"
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"Hey, buttercup. Hi."
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"I am on my way. I should be there in about 15..."
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"All right, let's just blow this party off."
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"That's what she said. Yeah."
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"Yes, you are."
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"Is anybody else..."
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"Hello, Jan!"
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"Hi, Dwight. Okay, Michael, take me off speakerphone."
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"No problem."
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"Okay, let's just go to a motel and..."
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"Okay."
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"... just, like, rip into each other like we did on that black sand beach in Jamaica."
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"Okay, Jan?"
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"Jan, this party is actually a very big step for us."
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"I... I... I don't know."
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"Are the cameras there?"
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"Maybe."
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"Okay. See you soon."
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"Okay. All right. Bye. Talk to you later, Jan."
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"Hey, Michael left early. So a bunch of us are gonna go to Poor Richards for happy hour."
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"You should come."
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"My brother, he just unloaded the jet skis and he, kind of, took a bath,"
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"so we're gonna go get hammered."
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"Okay. Well, we're going to a bar."
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"Hey, you have to come to stuff with me."
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"I'm serious."
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"If you're going to be my boyfriend, you have to do boyfriend things."
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"Okay."
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"I've decided that I'm going to be more honest."
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"I'm gonna start telling people what I want directly."
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"So look out world 'cause old Pammy is getting what she wants."
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"Thank you."
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"You're dressed exactly like the servants."
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"Shut up."
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"Okay, change shirts with me."
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"I don't think yours will fit me."
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"I don't care."
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"Crisis averted."
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"Okay"
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"That duck is so cute."
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"KEVIN: Hey, Pam."
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"KEVIN: Oscar. Angela."
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"Hi!"
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"Actually, it's polite to arrive early. And smart."
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"Only really good friends show up early."
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"Ergo, de facto, go to a party early, become a really good friend."
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"Oh, potato salad?"
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"It's from both of us."
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"Wonderful. Let's see where we can put this."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, you know, you probably want to leave the cover on until the guests get here."
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"(WHISPERING) It's been sitting in my car all day."
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"Sun beating down on the mayonnaise."
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"Kevin, you and Stacy set a date yet?"
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"Yeah."
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"It's complicated."
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"I would appreciate some space on this."
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"Hey! You made it."
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"Well, you said it was important, so..."
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"It is."
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"You guys all want a round on me?"
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"KELLY: You should get a round, Pam."
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"Oh, you know that line on the top of the shrimp?"
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"That's feces."
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"I'm sure that it's catered."
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"I need you to sign these, Michael. It's a waiver of some of your rights."
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"You should read it carefully."
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"in your opinion or in reality, interferes with work."
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"You get a copy, I get a copy and a third copy goes to HR."
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"I could frame yours, too."
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"that says you can't sue the company..."
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"Over our love."
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