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Clips from The Office - New Guys (S09E09)

"I invented a new power drink made of beet run-off."
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"Mmm. Mmm! So that's really good."
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"Mr. Schrute, the results are in."
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"Shh."
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"But I couldn't get the pieces to fit right."
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"You are really good at modesty."
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"There's a hippo leading a parade of 500 children--"
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"when they were back in college."
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"but the athletes are partners."
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"I don't need 'em anymore."
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"to hang with Lebron James and Gloria Estefan."
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"On her last day, Kelly was still a little confused about it."
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"- Enjoy the snow, losers. - I'm so happy for you, Kelly."
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"I've actually done a lot of market research,"
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"Oh, yeah, I guess we were"
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"kind of dramatic in the beginning."
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"With work and two kids, there's just--"
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"Nothing interesting's gonna happen to us"
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"They're like the new Jim and Dwight."
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"Hey, new Jim, come sit on my face."
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"No, Pete is not the new Jim."
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"The only thing we have in common is that"
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"And if that makes him the new Jim,"
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"Hey! Ahh."
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"during outward bound that you died."
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"Da da da da..."
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"In Outward Bound, it was all about nicknames."
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"You will be called "Plop.""
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"It's..."
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"- Dwight Jr. - Ha."
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"they'll hire someone who looks like a younger version of him."
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"- Mmm. - The one who uses the doorbell,"
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"Angela's cats are cute."
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"He's such a special kitty."
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"Glad to hear it."
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"You sound really confident and decisive."
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"Then forget I just told you that."
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"She had a Greek salad for lunch."
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"Good boy. Getting big and strong."
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"to The Slayer concert ten months from now."
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"You interested?"
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"I think I'm busy that night."
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"You have a beautiful round head."
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"So what kind of farming you into, huh?"
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"I can make some sales calls for you."
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"- My calls? - So could you give me"
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"a list of all your clients, or just the leads"
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"You want a list of my clients?"
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"Yeah, I'll just give it a glance."
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"Paranoid? I'm not familiar with the word."
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"Yeah, there is a shark hiding inside"
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"There's no belt above black."
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"but still hasn't given me a definite yes or no."
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"- Definitely no. - Fine."
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"But not both. Listen, you're in this,"
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"but I'm gonna be a huge bitch to you."
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"The powder is for your protection."
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"Feather has permanent athlete's foot."
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"Feather, show them how you dance"
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"Hey, all right."
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"Uh, I guess I can give it a shot."
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"Focus on the horizon."
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"that required balance."
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"- Yes! - Boo! Unimpressed."
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"It's a tightrope for babies. Boo."
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"All right, let me show you how a real man"
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"Oh, ho ho ho!"
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"Old Dwight is lame, and new Dwight is cool."
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"That's not true."
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"All right, I'm calling this."
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"Slacklining. Big deal."
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"while chanting a rhyme and giggling about boys."
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"Doesn't seem so macho now, does it?"
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"Earn an MBA at night."
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"Oh, come on, Pete."
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"God, that's just sad."
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"Wow, maybe Pete is the new Jim."
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"That means it is literally impossible"
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"- Sure, if you weigh 105 pounds. - So you'll do it?"
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"that would get me to run the slightest risk of losing it."
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"God, you're so insensitive!"
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"Allergies."
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"He won't get to say good-bye."
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"He has this business dinner tonight."
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"Tonight, when you come over for dinner,"
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"you can play with your old buddy Comstock."
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"You ready?"
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"Did you go to the other guy yet?"
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"Okay, talk to you soon. Bye."
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"In the parking lot today, there was a circus."
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"A lady tried to give away a baby that looked like a cat."
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"There was a Dwight impersonator and a Jim impersonator."
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"I laughed and I cried."
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"Not bad for a day in the life of a dog food company."
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"Once again, I understand that old habits die hard,"
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"Recycling and revenge."
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"Andy's coming back today."
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"Andy's coming back today."
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"wilderness adventure for a whole month"
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"He sent his own son too."
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"And the counselor said they both grew up big time."
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"How was my summer? It was pretty mixed."
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"But I got some disappointing medical news."
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"Oh, God! Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, what a summer."
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"An emotional roller coaster."
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"But then I saved him by gluing his shell back together."
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"Oh, that piece doesn't go there."
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"Then, one day, while I was reaching for the glue,"
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"I crushed his shell again."
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"But I rebuilt him even better that time."
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"But it turned out the turtle was already dead."
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"For us, um... Nothing new, really."
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"The kids are great."
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"She's a genius. She painted this incredible mural"
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"Okay, well, you had that interesting thing."
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"Oh... yeah."
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"Yes, Jim's friend is starting a new company"
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"based on this idea that Jim had"
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