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Clips from The Office - Motivation (S02E02)

Short Films 1995 Season 2, Episode 4 343 clips
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The Alliance 1 4
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Judgement 1 6
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Halloween 2 5
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E-Mail Surveillance 2 9
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Boys and Girls 2 15
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Take Your Daughter to Work Day 2 18
Michael's Birthday 2 19
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Conflict Resolution 2 21
Casino Night 2 22
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The Convict 3 9
A Benihana Christmas 3 10
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Ben Franklin 3 14
Phyllis' Wedding 3 15
Business School 3 16
Cocktails 3 17
Safety Training 3 19
Product Recall 3 20
Women's Appreciation 3 21
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The Job 3 23
Fun Run (PART OF NEXT EPISODE) 4 1
Dunder Mifflin Infinity 4 2
Launch Party 4 3
Money 4 4
Local Ad 4 5
Branch Wars 4 6
Survivor Man 4 7
The Deposition 4 8
Dinner Party 4 9
Chair Model 4 10
Night Out 4 11
Did I Stutter? 4 12
Job Fair 4 13
Goodbye, Toby 4 14
Weight Loss 5 1
Business Ethics 5 2
Baby Shower 5 3
Crime Aid 5 4
Employee Transfer 5 5
Customer Survey 5 6
Business Trip 5 7
Frame Toby 5 8
The Surplus 5 9
Moroccan Christmas 5 10
The Duel 5 11
Prince Family Paper 5 12
Stress Relief 5 13
Lecture Circuit: Part 1 5 14
Lecture Circuit: Part 2 5 15
Blood Drive 5 16
Golden Ticket 5 17
New Boss 5 18
Two Weeks 5 19
Dream Team 5 20
Michael Scott Paper Company 5 21
Heavy Competition 5 22
Broke 5 23
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Casual Friday 5 24
Cafe Disco 5 25
Company Picnic 5 26
Gossip 6 1
The Meeting 6 2
The Promotion 6 3
Niagara 6 4
Niagara Part 2 6 5
Mafia 6 6
The Lover 6 7
Koi Pond 6 8
Double Date 6 9
Murder 6 10
Shareholder Meeting 6 11
Scott's Tots 6 12
Secret Santa 6 13
The Banker 6 14
Sabre 6 15
Manager and Salesman 6 16
The Delivery: Part 1 6 17
The Delivery (Part 2) 6 18
St. Patrick's Day 6 19
New Leads 6 20
Happy Hour 6 21
Secretary's Day 6 22
Body Language 6 23
The Cover-Up 6 24
The Chump 6 25
Whistleblower 6 26
Nepotism 7 1
Counseling 7 2
Andy's Play 7 3
Sex Ed 7 4
The Sting 7 5
Costume Contest 7 6
Christening 7 7
Viewing Party 7 8
WUPHF.com 7 9
China 7 10
Classy Christmas (Part 1) 7 11
Ultimatum 7 13
The Seminar 7 14
The Search 7 15
PDA 7 16
Threat Level Midnight 7 17
Todd Packer 7 18
Garage Sale 7 19
Training Day 7 20
Michael's Last Dundies 7 21
Goodbye, Michael 7 22
The Inner Circle 7 23
Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager 7 24
The List 8 1
The Incentive 8 2
Lotto 8 3
Garden Party 8 4
Spooked 8 5
Doomsday 8 6
Pam's Replacement 8 7
Gettysburg 8 8
Mrs. California 8 9
Christmas Wishes 8 10
Trivia 8 11
Pool Party 8 12
Jury Duty 8 13
Special Project 8 14
Tallahassee 8 15
After Hours 8 16
Test The Store 8 17
Last Day in Florida 8 18
Get The Girl 8 19
Welcome Party 8 20
Angry Andy 8 21
Turf War 8 23
Free Family Portrait Studio 8 24
New Guys 9 1
Roy's Wedding 9 2
Andy's Ancestry 9 3
Work Bus 9 4
Here Comes Treble 9 5
The Boat 9 6
The Whale 9 7
The Target 9 8
Dwight Christmas 9 9
Lice 9 10
Suit Warehouse 9 11
Customer Loyalty 9 12
Junior Salesman 9 13
Vandalism 9 14
Couples Discount 9 15
Moving On 9 16
The Farm 9 17
Promos 9 18
Stairmageddon 9 19
Paper Airplane 9 20
Livin' the Dream 9 21
A.A.R.M 9 22
Finale 9 23
The reason I put ""lf" it's in you I'll find it" is if I waste good time and money looking for it
"The reason I put ""lf" it's in you I'll find it" is if I waste good time and money looking for it"
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- What's going on here? - What does it look like?
"- What's going on here? - What does it look like?"
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- Like what? - Specifically?
"- Like what? - Specifically?"
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- Do I look like a fisher price man? - Yeah!
"- Do I look like a fisher price man? - Yeah!"
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- Hi, Dawn. - Hi.
"- Hi, Dawn. - Hi."
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- What did I say? - Hit cancel.
"- What did I say? - Hit cancel."
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Well no. He smashed him through a wall. And instead of firing him, he just said, "go back to where you were. Let's get on with the filming."
"Well no. He smashed him through a wall. And instead of firing him, he just said, "go back to where you were. Let's get on with the filming.""
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He fights Bob Wall in both, but Norris is only in "Way Of The Dragon."
"He fights Bob Wall in both, but Norris is only in "Way Of The Dragon.""
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She's not very attractive.
"She's not very attractive."
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I think Ray will introduce me and I'll come out and I do a bit of.. a few gags,
"I think Ray will introduce me and I'll come out and I do a bit of.. a few gags,"
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Just throw some insults at me and I'll show you how to roll with the punches.
"Just throw some insults at me and I'll show you how to roll with the punches."
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- Lot of people are laughing at the heels on your shoes. - I'm not going to be wearing these shoes, am I?
"- Lot of people are laughing at the heels on your shoes. - I'm not going to be wearing these shoes, am I?"
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- Well, I don't really... - Oh come on. What is it?
"- Well, I don't really... - Oh come on. What is it?"
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Look, we are one big happy family here.
"Look, we are one big happy family here."
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I've been trying to welcome you new guys.
"I've been trying to welcome you new guys."
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I didn't want you here, but you're here now, so well done. Welcome.
"I didn't want you here, but you're here now, so well done. Welcome."
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- you used to call Malcolm "Kojak". - That was affectionate.
"- you used to call Malcolm "Kojak". - That was affectionate."
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Why am I Mr Toad?
"Why am I Mr Toad?"
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Mr Toad! I can't...
"Mr Toad! I can't..."
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- Yours, Gareth? - Yup. Fine.
"- Yours, Gareth? - Yup. Fine."
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This is not the first time you've forgotten something important. It's not the first time this week.
"This is not the first time you've forgotten something important. It's not the first time this week."
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Look David, I'll tell you now. When I was managing the Swindon branch,
"Look David, I'll tell you now. When I was managing the Swindon branch,"
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you can't do that, you and I are going to have a very serious chat.
"you can't do that, you and I are going to have a very serious chat."
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Well, with respect, David, I think you do.
"Well, with respect, David, I think you do."
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- Does that feel nice? - Yeah, but...
"- Does that feel nice? - Yeah, but..."
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- So what are you doing tonight? - I think we're just gonna go to the pub.
"- So what are you doing tonight? - I think we're just gonna go to the pub."
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- We'd better stay out of it. - Definitely. Wise.
"- We'd better stay out of it. - Definitely. Wise."
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- No problem. You gotta take a light reading? - I think it'll be ok.
"- No problem. You gotta take a light reading? - I think it'll be ok."
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To begin with, from Sound Investments, Mr Mark Found.
"To begin with, from Sound Investments, Mr Mark Found."
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Your future hasn't happened yet. You shape it. You're in the driving seat.
"Your future hasn't happened yet. You shape it. You're in the driving seat."
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You're all looking at me, and you're going, "You're a success."
"You're all looking at me, and you're going, "You're a success.""
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"You've achieved your goals. You're reaping the rewards." Sure, but..
""You've achieved your goals. You're reaping the rewards." Sure, but.."
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that the spiritual side needs as much care and attention as the physical side.
"that the spiritual side needs as much care and attention as the physical side."
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Let's try that. Who-hoo-hoo.
"Let's try that. Who-hoo-hoo."
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I am now going to make like a banana and split!
"I am now going to make like a banana and split!"
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Before I go, though, promise me you'll remember one thing.
"Before I go, though, promise me you'll remember one thing."
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# you're better than all the rest
"# you're better than all the rest"
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C'mon! Listen to her.
"C'mon! Listen to her."
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# Tear us apart
"# Tear us apart"
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# baby, I would rather be dead... #
"# baby, I would rather be dead... #"
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I'll let you into a little secret now, right? Before I went out there, I was worried whether I still had it.
"I'll let you into a little secret now, right? Before I went out there, I was worried whether I still had it."
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- Well my tastes are quite traditional... - Bit too rock and roll for you?
"- Well my tastes are quite traditional... - Bit too rock and roll for you?"
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Better warn you now, that was me on a seven. So wait till you see me on a nine or ten!
"Better warn you now, that was me on a seven. So wait till you see me on a nine or ten!"
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- Here's your cheque. - Thanking you. Well, there you go.
"- Here's your cheque. - Thanking you. Well, there you go."
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Oh, I just remembered I can't. I've just remembered something I've got to do.
"Oh, I just remembered I can't. I've just remembered something I've got to do."
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Sorry.
"Sorry."
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No problem. No problem. Um... half an hour?
"No problem. No problem. Um... half an hour?"
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Another day, another dollar.
"Another day, another dollar."
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Any mail?
"Any mail?"
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- That's your... that's an earring. - Whatever. Get over it.
"- That's your... that's an earring. - Whatever. Get over it."
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- How long have you had that? - Too long, baby.
"- How long have you had that? - Too long, baby."
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- It's bleeding. - Really stings.
"- It's bleeding. - Really stings."
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- Is it an old one that...? - Yeah and I had to push really hard at the time and it was sort of like frozen.
"- Is it an old one that...? - Yeah and I had to push really hard at the time and it was sort of like frozen."
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- They heal over. - It had healed over. So I just opened a sore...
"- They heal over. - It had healed over. So I just opened a sore..."
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- You know some.. what are you looking at? - I'm not looking at anything.
"- You know some.. what are you looking at? - I'm not looking at anything."
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We kknow they do sort of training seminars and use expert speakers, don't they?
"We kknow they do sort of training seminars and use expert speakers, don't they?"
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- They're using me.. for my.. you know.. - expertise.
"- They're using me.. for my.. you know.. - expertise."
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Well the good news for you, young lady, is you're involved.
"Well the good news for you, young lady, is you're involved."
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- How? - I'm doing one tonight.
"- How? - I'm doing one tonight."
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- You just said a 100. - 90.
"- You just said a 100. - 90."
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- You just said a 100. - All right. Get there early, then.
"- You just said a 100. - All right. Get there early, then."
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Sharing the wealth, see? Looking after...
"Sharing the wealth, see? Looking after..."
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that is silly money, 100 for that. I should have...
"that is silly money, 100 for that. I should have..."
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very exciting. It's what I've always wanted to do.
"very exciting. It's what I've always wanted to do."
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I've had these cards made up.
"I've had these cards made up."
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"David Brent. Assertiveness and guidance training in business.
""David Brent. Assertiveness and guidance training in business."
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"If it's in you, I'll find it." That's actually what I do.
""If it's in you, I'll find it." That's actually what I do."
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I go along and I just point out what you've already got. I'm like a spiritual guide.
"I go along and I just point out what you've already got. I'm like a spiritual guide."
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and I can see it's definitely not in you, I don't want to be sued because you haven't got it so..you know..
"and I can see it's definitely not in you, I don't want to be sued because you haven't got it so..you know.."
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You're not gonna get me on that.
"You're not gonna get me on that."
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- How long has this been going on? When were you going to tell me? - Huh?
"- How long has this been going on? When were you going to tell me? - Huh?"
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I can't believe you'd get off with a bird that I fancy.
"I can't believe you'd get off with a bird that I fancy."
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Why can't you believe that, Gareth?
"Why can't you believe that, Gareth?"
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What I can't believe is a bird fancies you over me, for a start. He's a weird little bloke. Look at his
"What I can't believe is a bird fancies you over me, for a start. He's a weird little bloke. Look at his"
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It makes me think there's something wrong with you, for a start. But yet in my head, I'd still do you, so I'm confused.
"It makes me think there's something wrong with you, for a start. But yet in my head, I'd still do you, so I'm confused."
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Allright. I'll ask you straight. Is there anything that can happen between us two while this is going on?
"Allright. I'll ask you straight. Is there anything that can happen between us two while this is going on?"
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Hand job? Don't answer. Think about it.
"Hand job? Don't answer. Think about it."
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Don't say yeah.
"Don't say yeah."
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- Your favourite computer geek is here. - Jesus!
"- Your favourite computer geek is here. - Jesus!"
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All right, Simon? How's it going?
"All right, Simon? How's it going?"
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What are you doing with my computer?
"What are you doing with my computer?"
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It's not your computer, is it? It's Wernham-Hogg's.
"It's not your computer, is it? It's Wernham-Hogg's."
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Right. What are you doing with Wernham-Hogg's computer?
"Right. What are you doing with Wernham-Hogg's computer?"
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- You don't need to know. - No I don't need to know but could you tell me anyway?
"- You don't need to know. - No I don't need to know but could you tell me anyway?"
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- I'm installing a firewall. - Ok. What's that?
"- I'm installing a firewall. - Ok. What's that?"
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and it limits your outbound internet communications. Anymore questions?
"and it limits your outbound internet communications. Anymore questions?"
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- How long will it take? - Why, do you want to do it yourself?
"- How long will it take? - Why, do you want to do it yourself?"
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- No I can't do it myself. How long will it take you, out of interest? - It will take as long as it takes.
"- No I can't do it myself. How long will it take you, out of interest? - It will take as long as it takes."
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- How long did it take last time...? - It's done.
"- How long did it take last time...? - It's done."
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Now i'm gonna switch it off, when it comes back on it'll ask you to hit yes, no or cancel.
"Now i'm gonna switch it off, when it comes back on it'll ask you to hit yes, no or cancel."
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- Hit cancel. Do not hit yes or no. - Right.
"- Hit cancel. Do not hit yes or no. - Right."
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- Did you hear what I said? - Yup.
"- Did you hear what I said? - Yup."
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Um... I'm an educator.
"Um... I'm an educator."
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I'm a motivator of people. I excite their imaginations.
"I'm a motivator of people. I excite their imaginations."
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It's like bloody "Dead Poet's Society" sometimes out there. You know at the end, when they all stand on the tables and..
"It's like bloody "Dead Poet's Society" sometimes out there. You know at the end, when they all stand on the tables and.."
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I wouldn't want them on the tables, literally.. it's against health and safety, for one thing.
"I wouldn't want them on the tables, literally.. it's against health and safety, for one thing."
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My point is this. Life is about communication. We live for threescore year and ten
"My point is this. Life is about communication. We live for threescore year and ten"
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and it's "did I communicate?" "yes you did." "Did I get something across?" "yes you did."
"and it's "did I communicate?" "yes you did." "Did I get something across?" "yes you did.""
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"Are you going to pay me for it?" "Yes. Lots." "Thanks very much". Not why I do it, but thank you.
""Are you going to pay me for it?" "Yes. Lots." "Thanks very much". Not why I do it, but thank you."
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- Going go-karting again at weekend with the lads. - Oh yea. What, down Super Karts?
"- Going go-karting again at weekend with the lads. - Oh yea. What, down Super Karts?"
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- Mm. - You any good?
"- Mm. - You any good?"
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Came first last time I went. 8:51 minutes. Got a certificate.
"Came first last time I went. 8:51 minutes. Got a certificate."
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Yeah well I went down there the first day it opened, right. And I did a couple of laps, I pulled over.
"Yeah well I went down there the first day it opened, right. And I did a couple of laps, I pulled over."
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The bloke that runs the thing came over and said, "allright, no professionals." I took my helmet off and said, "I'm not a professional."
"The bloke that runs the thing came over and said, "allright, no professionals." I took my helmet off and said, "I'm not a professional.""
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He said, "You're not a professional? I said "No". He said "Well you should be".
"He said, "You're not a professional? I said "No". He said "Well you should be"."
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"If I was you I'd take up formula one. If you drive like that you'll probably be the best in the country."
""If I was you I'd take up formula one. If you drive like that you'll probably be the best in the country.""
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I said, "I'm not interested. I'm making shitloads out of computers."
"I said, "I'm not interested. I'm making shitloads out of computers.""
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You ever tried speedway?
"You ever tried speedway?"
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- Have you? - Yeah.
"- Have you? - Yeah."
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- I was doing it once, and I bombing it round and some idiot had left like a ramp thing out. - Litterbugs.
"- I was doing it once, and I bombing it round and some idiot had left like a ramp thing out. - Litterbugs."
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I could see the people were going, "Oh my god! If that guy hits that ramp going at that speed, he's definitely dead."
"I could see the people were going, "Oh my god! If that guy hits that ramp going at that speed, he's definitely dead.""
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I hit the ramp, I took off in the air, I turned over in the air. They were going, "Well he's definitely dead now."
"I hit the ramp, I took off in the air, I turned over in the air. They were going, "Well he's definitely dead now.""
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I landed on my wheels, pulled over and said "What were you worried about?"
"I landed on my wheels, pulled over and said "What were you worried about?""
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- About five? - Five.
"- About five? - Five."
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- Dawn tells me she's shutting down the reception at five. - Well just half hour early today.
"- Dawn tells me she's shutting down the reception at five. - Well just half hour early today."
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- Do you think it can run ok without her? - Yeah. They can answer their own phones, do their own post-it notes.
"- Do you think it can run ok without her? - Yeah. They can answer their own phones, do their own post-it notes."
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- Oh that's good. So we can probably lose her altogether, can we? - What do you mean?
"- Oh that's good. So we can probably lose her altogether, can we? - What do you mean?"
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- Well if you don't need a receptionist we might as well let her go.Either she's needed or she's not. - We do need a receptionist.
"- Well if you don't need a receptionist we might as well let her go.Either she's needed or she's not. - We do need a receptionist."
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Well my point is, David, you haven't put a system in place.
"Well my point is, David, you haven't put a system in place."
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