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Clips from The Office - Counseling (S07E07)

"And a daycare center?"
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"It's just a regular idea, but there's no"
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"- Wait, is this your place, Dwight?"
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"I see you found our magical toy box, Jim."
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"- What...No. - We're gonna head outside."
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"And tick off a few boxes,"
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"- I know what you wanna ask me."
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"We're gonna leave the blinds open,"
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"What a big failure you are."
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"[door slams]"
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"- Boycott the steamtown mall!"
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"- All of it!"
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"He has a lot of issues, and he's stupid."
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"- Pam?"
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"- The unfair thing about working in sales"
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"- No, you will not."
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"But there was this one thing."
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"And it caught the corner of my eye"
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"- So what happened?"
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"How about now?"
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"- No, no, no...No."
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"Do my time."
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"- Michael, it's up to me to check off the boxes,"
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"- Do you have any idea how angry that is making me?"
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"I think we might be about to maybe really get somewhere."
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"- Yes, I will. I will talk all right."
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"Be careful what you wish for, Toby."
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"Apparently theres a famous Hollywood movie"
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"From the 1980s... beautiful girl."
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"- Pretty woman."
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"- It's one of the best revenge stories of all time,"
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"Of extravagant wealth, but instead of shopping..."
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"And the shopgirl goes, "oh.""
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"And then Julia Roberts goes,"
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""you girls work on commission, right?""
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"- I."
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"I'm the office administrator!"
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"We're not interested at all."
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"But this could work."
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"When I was sitting at the table,"
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"That was weird."
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"You know, I might have actually"
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"And I think the paperwork just got lost in the shuffle."
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"Can you believe that?"
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"So I'm... I'm just gonna take care of stuff around the office"
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"- That's great."
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"Dwight Kurt Schrute."
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"- Agreed. - Really?"
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"- I thought they were kind of cute."
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"- If someone offers you a cocktail,"
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"Accept, but keep your wits about you."
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"- Copy. Thank you."
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"- Thank you."
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"I was 25 years old before I saw my first human being."
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"- Hey, do you have a second?"
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"- Yeah. - Well, as I'm sure you know,"
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"Since right before you guys took over."
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"- And I haven't goen paid yet."
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"In case my daughter ever comes over."
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"- We present to you, for your final comments"
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"- Dwight."
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"And you don't ever get to see your pictures."
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"- Jeff was my mother's boyfriend,"
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"Who she married."
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"Yeah, I guess I never thought of it that way, though."
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"- Yeah, you know what,"
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"I'm doing it."
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"Why would a dog do that? - I don't know."
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"But I never said it out loud, so..."
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"I don't need your help!"
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"- Okay, filled out...Good."
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"- Hey, Michael?"
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"There are a lot of one-person departments here,"
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"And yet, very helpful to everyone."
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"- That is not how he seemed to me."
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"Including "at risk for homicidal behavior.""
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"- [chuckles]"
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"All corkboard."
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"- Knock, knock. [chuckles]"
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"Um, I was hoping to talk to the office administrator"
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"I have gone through everything from the past three years."
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"The way it's supposed to be."
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"Can you just admit..."
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"- Mm, mm-mm."
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"- Say that I'm lying, or say I have the job."
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"- Statements of such a nature,"
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"Well, let me know if you need a new chair,"
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"You play the opponent, not the cards."
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"A crystal wizard."
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"- Wait a second."
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"I can come back and get it for you later,"
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"- What? - The bloodstained hands."
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"Thank you. Good morning, sir!"
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"- Okay."
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"- Yes. - You remember that."
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"That I made a mistake."
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"- [imitating Gabe] I wanna mess everything up"
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"So I can fix it and keep my job."
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"That's the office, huh?"
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"♪♪♪♪♪"
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"♪♪♪♪♪♪♪"
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"Psychiatrists tend to be more crazy than their patients."
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"I learn more from Dr.** than from Dr. Froyd."
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"Late every day this week."
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"We signed Ceecee for the staycare,"
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"it's on the other side of town."
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"The traffic..."
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"- Why didn't I think of this before?"
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"Did you know that there is a daycare center"
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"Opening right here in this building?"
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"- Is there really?"
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"- Now that I own the building,"
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"I'm looking for new sources of revenue."
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"[malicious laugh]"
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"Well, I guess it's not an evil idea,"
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"Good laugh for a regular idea."
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"Welcome to the sesame Avenue daycare center"
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"For infants and toddlers."
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"- Aah! - Whoa!"
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"- You remember my cousin Mose?"
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