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Clips from The Office - The Job (S03E03)

"MICHAEL: David... Oh, Michael..."
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"Okay, Michael. Okay."
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"I have got it made in the shade. I know this company."
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"Hey, Pam, yeah, I forgot what day the interview was."
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"You are no longer Big Tuna."
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"so that I could look presentable and not, as she so lovingly puts it, homeless."
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"After I had my little outburst at the beach,"
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"(KNOCK ON DOOR) Yeah?"
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"Please hand this letter of congratulations to Dwight K. Schrute."
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"(DWIGHT CRYING)"
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"Oh, no. It's not that."
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"I've actually been thinking that for a long time"
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"Grab a bite, get a hotel room, enjoy the city a little bit?"
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"So I was wondering if Karen and I could get off a few hours early"
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"because we wanted to spend the night in the city."
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"Pull up next to each other, give each other the finger."
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"but we're going to see you there tomorrow morning, right?"
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"Wait, how would you moon us if you were driving?"
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"Cruise control. Oh."
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"Yeah, I'm not going to talk about this now. Pam is taller."
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"But I think Karen has a prettier face."
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"What else?"
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"You know what, why don't you take the rest of the day"
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"and then come back and tell me what you've got."
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"Yes."
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"I've been meaning to say something to you. I really miss our friendship."
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"Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog."
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"Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain,"
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"Do you think it's going to be weird working with Jan in New York?"
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"But you said you were in debt."
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"I'm not. You're not sure that you have the job."
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"It went for 80% of what I paid."
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"How would you like to spend the night"
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"with the regional manager of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton?"
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"Goodbye, Kelly Kapour."
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"Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim."
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"I am going to be your new boss."
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"It is my greatest dream come true."
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"Welcome to the Hotel Hell."
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"Does my room have cable? No."
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"You're not the manager? Even in your own fantasy?"
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"$80,000 a year."
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"Jack Bauer."
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"Yes, you will."
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"He's from that company in Pittsburgh. Michael."
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"Why are you here?"
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"How are you? I'm good. How are you, Janet?"
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"Can we... Can we talk privately for a minute?"
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"Okay. Okay."
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"Phyllis, Angela, Karen."
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"Oh, is it Jan again?"
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"would you mind making half a dozen copies of Jim's and my sales reports"
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"Sure. Thanks."
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"I really hope you get the job. Thanks."
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"Get right to the point, you know. Okay."
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"and I've made some big changes in my life,"
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"Would you excuse me for a second? Oh."
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"You were not happy when you were with her."
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"Wow. Do it."
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"(CLEARING THROAT) Okay. Jan,"
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"So I'm going to hear her out."
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"Yeah. Bigger actually. That's crazy."
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"Wow! She could put the cup right there."
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"KAREN: I know."
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"MEREDITH: I would never do that."
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"Oftentimes you find them on strippers."
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"That's how I like them. Swing low, sweet chariots."
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"Yeah. I feel like when we first got together,"
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"Let's get back together."
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"No. No, no, no. I'll tell you this, it is not because of the boob job."
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"Time to begin the interview process."
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"Andrew Bernard."
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"Save the best for first."
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"No. Hey, hey, do not wish them luck."
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"Do not wish them luck. All luck must be wished unto Michael."
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"Good luck. What did I say?"
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"Good luck. Thanks."
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"and I know saying it sounds cliche sounds cliche."
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"How do you make a table?"
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"Okay, also, moratorium on Cornell talk."
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"Don't want to hear about it."
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"Forget your personal history and learn the history of this company."
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"You're not off to a very good start, Bernard. I agree."
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"This interview is over. I'll let you know."
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"Oh, you know, I'm going to have a congratulations Karen party"
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"No. I'm sorry, I should have been clearer. It's for me."
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"Bye."
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"MICHAEL: Here's the sitch."
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"Now, I'm in the best relationship of my life with the same woman."
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"the next time you see me I will be working for corporate."
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"Okay."
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"and good luck."
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"It's in the Village. Karen knew it."
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"And then we went to a bar that used to be a church."
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"Oh, and at this one bar, I swear I saw Lorne Michaels."
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"Oh, you mean, when I get the job?"
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"How are you guys doing? Need anything?"
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"I am by far the most qualified person they're interviewing."
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"hoping to be discovered, except Daddy is the best actor around."
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"My first order of business, make Andrew Bernard my number two."
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"Opportunity of a lifetime."
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"Not bad."
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"Oh, Hunter, could you tell her... also?"
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"Thank you."
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"Here are the post-merger performance tests that you asked for."
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"what do you think are your greatest strengths as a manager?"
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"I work too hard, I care too much,"
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"Listen up. Come to the center of the room, please."
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"This is a Schrute Buck."
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"Excellent question, Pam. One one-hundredth of a cent."
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"No more meetings. Amen."
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"There's a new sheriff here in these offices and his name is me."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"Thanks for coming in, Michael. Thank you."
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"It is always a treat when our paths cross."
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"if you hadn't already heard, Jan and I are back together."
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"Where does paper come from?"
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"Now, what would you say is"
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"It's nitrogen. Absorb this information."
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"What's the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks?"
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