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Clips from The Office - Phyllis' Wedding (S03E03)

"(COMPUTER BEEPS)"
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"Oh, damn. I lost another file."
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"In school, we learned about this scientist"
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"(COMPUTER DINGS)"
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"Dwight, want an Altoid? Okay."
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"(COMPUTER DINGS)"
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"What? I don't know. I..."
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"MAN: Okay, for this next one, everybody hop out."
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"She has asked me to push her father's wheelchair down the aisle."
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"So, basically, I am co-giving away the bride."
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"Since I pay her salary"
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"Employer of the Bride."
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"Yes. I put Michael in my wedding."
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"You?"
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"Unbelievable."
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"Hello, Angela."
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"Left."
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"but the weddings are a bleak affair."
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"JIM: Those flowers are nice. KAREN: Yeah."
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"Yes, very. Me, too."
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"That wasn't me."
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"Okay."
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"Wow, that is..."
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"I thought it was... Michael, no... Here, let me."
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"And I was understandably emotional"
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"And the irony is that, after the ceremony"
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"that dog peed on everything"
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"and nobody said boo."
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"I bet a lot of them are wedding crashers."
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"Of course I saw it."
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"but I kept waiting."
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"I wish I had the investigative powers"
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"Once again, Jim, I will take care of this."
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"That way I won't have to get her a gift."
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"Aren't you, Elbert? Huh?"
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"I could have done better."
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"(ORGAN PLAYING)"
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"That's my dress."
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"was supposed to be the highlight of the wedding."
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"And now, the wedding has no highlight."
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"until he was ready to stand up and steal the show."
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"Well, I've got news for you, Elbert, if that's your real name,"
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"I do."
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"That's what I'm talking about!"
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"Agreed. No fingers will be laid on Phyllis."
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"What do you mean?"
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"Oh!"
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"No, that's actually fine."
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"There's no way it's fine. I'm sorry."
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"Who?"
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"I don't... I'm not sure..."
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"I get it. I get it."
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"Okay, okay. Where are we going?"
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"Phyllis? Are you happy with everything?"
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"Totally undercooked. I sent it back."
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"No, this is not our first wedding."
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"I'm supposed to ask if anyone has seen Uncle Al."
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"Roxanne"
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"I know I don't normally notice these kind of things,"
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"Phyllis just stole all of my ideas for our wedding."
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"Sorry about that."
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"I'm the one who actually wanted to get married."
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"Well, you know something?"
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"I think you guys are two medals,"
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"Phyllis and Bob, their celebrity couple name would be"
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"You look at her, and she's kind of matronly today,"
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"Thanks, Michael. Give me the mike."
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"Give me the microphone."
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"It's okay. You're out of here. Okay, good."
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"MICHAEL: I hate you!"
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"When are we gonna get to see some of those famous Beesly dance moves?"
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"I gave them 20 bucks."
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"And soon you will see"
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"You were meant for me"
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"And I was meant for you"
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"And I was meant for you"
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"Hey, you wanna get out of here?"
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"Here's a non-hypothetical,"
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"Everything she do just turns me on"
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"One, two, three!"
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"Toby... Yeah!"
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"Phyllis and you will be great together."
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"I should talk to her. I don't want this to ruin her honeymoon."
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"Even the doctor didn't know."
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"Dude, keep it together."
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"even though most of that stuff went right over my head."
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"Margaret Thatcher said that about marriage."
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"Gonna have to reboot, again."
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"Hey, Dwight, do you want an Altoid?"
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"who trained dogs to salivate at the sound of a bell"
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"by feeding them whenever a bell rang."
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"So, for the past couple weeks,"
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"I've been conducting a similar experiment."
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"(COMPUTER DINGS)"
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"Altoid? Sure."
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"(COMPUTER DINGS)"
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"Yes."
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"What are you doing?"
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"My mouth tastes so bad all of a sudden."
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"Always the bridesmaids, right, ladies?"
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"Just Phyllis and Dad."
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"Actually, let's bring Mom back in and the sisters"
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"Great."
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"MICHAEL: Phyllis is getting married and I am in the wedding party."
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"it is like I'm paying for the wedding, which I'm happy to do."
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"but it's an even bigger day for me."
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"Phyllis ended up using the exact same invitations as Roy and me."
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"So, it was kind of like being invited to my own wedding."
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"And I was like, "Wait, I thought I called that off?""
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"So, what's in the box? A toaster."
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"A toaster."
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"Hi, Dwight."
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"You look as beautiful as the Queen of England."
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"Don't linger. Break left."
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"DWIGHT: The Schrutes have their own traditions."
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""P and R"?"
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"Phyllis and Robert?"
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"Oh, of course."
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"Also, Pam and Roy."
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"There she is."
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