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Clips from The Office - Body Language (S06E06)

Short Films 2005 Season 6, Episode 23 511 clips
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(MAKING FARTING NOISES)
"(MAKING FARTING NOISES)"
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You know what, we're not gonna die of radon,
"You know what, we're not gonna die of radon,"
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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and then you went too far.
"and then you went too far."
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Toby, you're Toby. Andy, you're Bin Laden. Line up.
"Toby, you're Toby. Andy, you're Bin Laden. Line up."
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Toby, just do it! Toby, come on.
"Toby, just do it! Toby, come on."
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God.
"God."
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Do you want me to go back to the store?
"Do you want me to go back to the store?"
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I'm sorry. I was up all night with Cece.
"I'm sorry. I was up all night with Cece."
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So, please sign up.
"So, please sign up."
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Okay, farting noise, whatever. Okay.
"Okay, farting noise, whatever. Okay."
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DWIGHT: Get out, right now. Leave now.
"DWIGHT: Get out, right now. Leave now."
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And if he makes a joke, just laugh it up
"And if he makes a joke, just laugh it up"
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Hey!
"Hey!"
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I love that. Too much for me to have by myself.
"I love that. Too much for me to have by myself."
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I don't follow this exactly.
"I don't follow this exactly."
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"from this union shall have..."
""from this union shall have...""
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Are we talking about your grandchildren?
"Are we talking about your grandchildren?"
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(EXCLAIMING)
"(EXCLAIMING)"
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ANDY: No secret crying.
"ANDY: No secret crying."
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Could he still be seeing her?
"Could he still be seeing her?"
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Exactly. It happened in Big.
"Exactly. It happened in Big."
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That exists?
"That exists?"
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MICHAEL: Okay, Pam,
"MICHAEL: Okay, Pam,"
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Michael.
"Michael."
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where we delve into each other's personal lives?
"where we delve into each other's personal lives?"
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Did Donna tell you that?
"Did Donna tell you that?"
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No, no.
"No, no."
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Do you think this husband is a super sweet, nice guy?
"Do you think this husband is a super sweet, nice guy?"
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Do you think he's an angel? I don't think so.
"Do you think he's an angel? I don't think so."
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There has to be a problem with him.
"There has to be a problem with him."
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Really? I thought you were the boss.
"Really? I thought you were the boss."
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I should punch him in the nose
"I should punch him in the nose"
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The grownup by the base.
"The grownup by the base."
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And now coaching third base with two arms, two legs
"And now coaching third base with two arms, two legs"
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(CLEARING THROAT)
"(CLEARING THROAT)"
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(PAM CONTINUES SNORING)
"(PAM CONTINUES SNORING)"
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Guys? Pam?
"Guys? Pam?"
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You were supposed to be the lookout.
"You were supposed to be the lookout."
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I just hate that part of the job, you know? The power dynamic.
"I just hate that part of the job, you know? The power dynamic."
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because I wanted to talk to you about something else.
"because I wanted to talk to you about something else."
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Kind of hoping it catches on.
"Kind of hoping it catches on."
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what is the best way to disseminate important information
"what is the best way to disseminate important information"
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in an efficient way?
"in an efficient way?"
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Right. So let's...
"Right. So let's..."
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Just keep moving.
"Just keep moving."
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...unless we're unplugged...
"...unless we're unplugged..."
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So, I have to tell you that this is a solid contract.
"So, I have to tell you that this is a solid contract."
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I have it buried very deeply,
"I have it buried very deeply,"
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and I don't want to dig past a certain someone to get it.
"and I don't want to dig past a certain someone to get it."
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I know it's like cricket.
"I know it's like cricket."
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I bet it's like, "Hey, Donna, why don't you wash the dishes?
"I bet it's like, "Hey, Donna, why don't you wash the dishes?"
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Agreed.
"Agreed."
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Those lumps are cats, and those cats have names,
"Those lumps are cats, and those cats have names,"
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Yeah, right. You must be rooting for the other guys.
"Yeah, right. You must be rooting for the other guys."
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Go talk to him.
"Go talk to him."
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Two good people finding each other,
"Two good people finding each other,"
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But real quick, I want you to meet my associate. Sheldon!
"But real quick, I want you to meet my associate. Sheldon!"
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ANDY: Get over here. Oh, my God. All right.
"ANDY: Get over here. Oh, my God. All right."
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SHANE: It's all right, it's all right, just keep it going.
"SHANE: It's all right, it's all right, just keep it going."
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No. They didn't say "team," they just said "Coal Hawks."
"No. They didn't say "team," they just said "Coal Hawks.""
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I don't think those were yours to take.
"I don't think those were yours to take."
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I stole something away from Coach Shane.
"I stole something away from Coach Shane."
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PHYLLIS: Yes. I'm awful, aren't I?
"PHYLLIS: Yes. I'm awful, aren't I?"
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How can you live with yourself?
"How can you live with yourself?"
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Because it's next to the baby section, okay?
"Because it's next to the baby section, okay?"
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God, that's lemon.
"God, that's lemon."
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He takes what he wants.
"He takes what he wants."
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It gets in the breast milk. If I drink it, Cece drinks it six hours later.
"It gets in the breast milk. If I drink it, Cece drinks it six hours later."
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Well, it doesn't mean I can't drink it.
"Well, it doesn't mean I can't drink it."
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Well, it does and it doesn't.
"Well, it does and it doesn't."
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For your signature.
"For your signature."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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I'm sick of the little disapproving head shakes.
"I'm sick of the little disapproving head shakes."
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Nobody better try to stop me.
"Nobody better try to stop me."
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because I know that I absolutely made the right decision.
"because I know that I absolutely made the right decision."
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the
"the"
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This here is a radon test kit.
"This here is a radon test kit."
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Okay, I'll be putting them everywhere.
"Okay, I'll be putting them everywhere."
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And please don't throw these out.
"And please don't throw these out."
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This is a radon test kit.
"This is a radon test kit."
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Please don't throw these out.
"Please don't throw these out."
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You'll see them all over the office.
"You'll see them all over the office."
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Toby has been leaving radon kits everywhere
"Toby has been leaving radon kits everywhere"
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like he owns the place.
"like he owns the place."
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The first time I threw mine away, I thought it was an ant trap.
"The first time I threw mine away, I thought it was an ant trap."
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But I figured I'd rather live with ants
"But I figured I'd rather live with ants"
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The second time, I thought it was one of those,
"The second time, I thought it was one of those,"
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you know, the things you turn over and it moos like a cow thing,
"you know, the things you turn over and it moos like a cow thing,"
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but upon closer examination it was another ant trap, so I threw it away.
"but upon closer examination it was another ant trap, so I threw it away."
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And the third time, I did it out of spite.
"And the third time, I did it out of spite."
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Come on, Michael, you're interrupting.
"Come on, Michael, you're interrupting."
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You're kidding me! God!
"You're kidding me! God!"
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You say radon is silent but deadly and then you expect me
"You say radon is silent but deadly and then you expect me"
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not to make farting noises with my mouth?
"not to make farting noises with my mouth?"
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What is this? Please sit down.
"What is this? Please sit down."
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we're gonna die of boredom.
"we're gonna die of boredom."
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MICHAEL: Right?
"MICHAEL: Right?"
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And if I had a gun with two bullets,
"And if I had a gun with two bullets,"
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and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby,
"and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby,"
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I would shoot Toby twice.
"I would shoot Toby twice."
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(ALL MUTTERING)
"(ALL MUTTERING)"
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Okay, all right. You were being really funny
"Okay, all right. You were being really funny"
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I would kill Bin Laden and then Toby.
"I would kill Bin Laden and then Toby."
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No. That's still...
"No. That's still..."
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Okay, geniuses, how would you do it?
"Okay, geniuses, how would you do it?"
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Curve the bullet like in my favorite James McAvoy film Wanted.
"Curve the bullet like in my favorite James McAvoy film Wanted."
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All that does is help you shoot around things.
"All that does is help you shoot around things."
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What does Bin Laden... Is there a curtain rod in the room?
"What does Bin Laden... Is there a curtain rod in the room?"
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MICHAEL: I don't know.
"MICHAEL: I don't know."
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How about make-believe land has anything you want?
"How about make-believe land has anything you want?"
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Stanley, please, this is serious.
"Stanley, please, this is serious."
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Is this the thing where they use an icicle so there's no evidence?
"Is this the thing where they use an icicle so there's no evidence?"
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Yes, we should stab Toby through the heart with an icicle.
"Yes, we should stab Toby through the heart with an icicle."
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(GROANS) Come on, the whole two bullet thing is a red herring.
"(GROANS) Come on, the whole two bullet thing is a red herring."
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Here's how you do it. You line them all up,
"Here's how you do it. You line them all up,"
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you take one bullet, shoot them all through the throat
"you take one bullet, shoot them all through the throat"
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at the same time.
"at the same time."
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Watch this. Phyllis, you're Hitler, come up here.
"Watch this. Phyllis, you're Hitler, come up here."
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TOBY: I don't want to do this. DWIGHT: Throats together.
"TOBY: I don't want to do this. DWIGHT: Throats together."
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