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Clips from The Office - Business Ethics (S05E05)

"Okay. You know what? Here we go."
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"Pencils down! Just kidding. Take your time."
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"After they finish the quiz, I'm going to run my first meeting here."
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"Okay! Let's give it up for Miss Holly Flax!"
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"Come on. He's right there. He was hired."
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"Check it out, hired guy. Nice."
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"In New York City, I hooked up with a girl who looked exactly like that."
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"(MICHAEL CLAPPING) Thank you. Okay. Okay."
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"In fact, spending a half hour at the water cooler during work hours"
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"Can anyone think of examples of things that are over-the-line time wasters?"
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"Stealing office supplies is another big ethical area"
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"Michael. Yeah?"
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"(WHISPERING) Well, I just have to get through the binder."
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"It's part of the ethics thing. That isn't ethics."
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"Boom!"
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"No big deal. It's a trick question."
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"You can say anything you want with total and complete immunity."
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"A siesta. Time thief. Time thief. Fire him!"
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"Dwight, you've really never stolen any company time?"
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"No, I'd like to hear more about that."
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"Meredith, "the Merenator," sleeping with suppliers."
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"What time we got?"
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"She has given us a lot of wonderful things to think about."
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"Right. What is wrong? Who's to say, really, in the end?"
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"Classic. Classic meeting. We should celebrate."
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"Well, unfortunately, immunity or something being off the record"
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"Yawn, four seconds. What are you doing?"
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"Wait a minute. So you're going to time me every time I yawn? That's absurd."
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"Well, well, Holly-lujah! It's a miracle you're at your desk."
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"It's Mike-raculous. (LAUGHS) Reaching. You'll get there."
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"Anyway, I was giving it some thought, and there's no reason that two attractive,"
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"you know, just sit down and work this whole Meredith thing out."
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"Sounds good. Good."
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"Ethical."
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"It's very nice. Isn't it?"
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"Yes. Get the boring stuff out of the way."
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"Autumn was what I was going to say. When the leaves change, it's just..."
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"No, I did not. Was that any good?"
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"Actually not. It was really so-so."
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"Really?"
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"I don't think we could enforce that."
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"You unlock a little door that..."
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"while filling out expense reports."
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"I am just saying that I don't think that you understand what I am saying."
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"accept the discount on supplies, not fire Meredith"
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"where that sort of conduct is tolerated."
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"Well, you have to tolerate a lot when you're part of a family."
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"(STOP WATCH BEEPS)"
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"None of your business."
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"So maybe you're not completely ethical after all."
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"Yes. Maybe I'm not."
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"People are suspicious of me and my best friend in the office won't even talk to me."
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"(KNOCKING ON DOOR)"
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"Can I sit? I don't know, can you?"
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"Your task was to get signatures"
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"How do you tell somebody that you care about deeply, "I told you so"?"
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"Gently, with a rose?"
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"(WHISPERING) Am I getting fired?"
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"In this next section we examine the difference"
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"I think we're out. I got some in my minivan somewhere."
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"Wait a second, how does this steak factor in again?"
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"PAM: (ON PHONE) Well, I should go."
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"All right. I'll tell everybody here that you say hi."
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"No, don't. I'm mad at them."
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"(CHUCKLES) Why? What happened?"
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"Not one of them called to congratulate me on our engagement."
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"That, they might be off the hook for, because I didn't tell them."
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"What? Why not?"
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"(SOFTLY) I just didn't, you know, want to deal."
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"Everybody, I just want to make an announcement."
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"Pam and I are engaged. (ON SPEAKER) Hi, everyone!"
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"I thought you were already engaged. Nope."
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"That was Roy. She was engaged to Roy. Thank you, Angela."
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"I got a gift for Pam and Roy. Do I have to get another one?"
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"Yes."
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"Wow!"
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"What's going on?"
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"No. Nothing. Nothing, Michael. Just saying hi."
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"The tall guy got engaged."
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"To be married? Yep."
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"HOLLY: Today is Ethics Day."
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"It's going to be insane. No, it's not. I have to read from the binder."
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"I got it. I got it."
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"(POP MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(BO TH SINGING) Let's get ethical, ethical"
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"I want to get ethical"
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"Let's get into ethics, yeah"
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"Your body talk"
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"Let me hear your body talk"
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"(WHOOPS) All right!"
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"And ultimately my strategy is"
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"to sort of merge this into a relationship"
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"HOLLY: Thanks, Michael."
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"(EXHALING)"
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"Today we're going to have a business ethics seminar"
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"because recently, without mentioning any names,"
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"there has been some misconduct at corporate"
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"and we have a very strict ethics policy and that employee has been fired."
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"Okay, elephant in the room. Let's talk about it."
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"Do I regret what I did? Of course I do."
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"Even though it was an amazing ride and I'll give an example."
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"Anyone see Survivor, Season Six? Anyone know JoAnna on that show?"
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"Let's start discussing those questionnaires that you filled in this morning."
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"It is wrong to make personal calls during work hours."
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"Now, some of you marked that you very strongly agree."
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"But ideally, you would have selected "totally agree.""
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"I thought "very strongly agree" sounded stronger than "totally agree.""
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"Corporate would like to emphasize that ideally"
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"you would all totally agree with that statement."
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"Well, I think we can all totally agree that Holly is totally fantastic."
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"is a form of stealing."
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"What? HOLLY: Yes."
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"This meeting."
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"(MEN CHEERING) Can't set them up like that."
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"Why is it okay for smokers to take breaks all the time?"
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"If I want to go outside and hang out once an hour, then I'll just take up smoking."
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"I'll do it. I don't care. MEREDITH: I'll smoke with you."
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"Okay. Could we have a moment?"
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"(WHISPERING) Can I talk to you for a second?"
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"What should we be working on while you guys are talking?"
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