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Clips from The Office - The Carpet (S02E02)

"It'll be nice."
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"June. Summer. So, that'll be nice."
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"but it's nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me."
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"Pam, plus Spam, plus..."
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"Hamster. Right."
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"Yeah? Did you get lucky?"
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"No, just tell me what it is!"
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"Open the door up."
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"I cannot believe a pipe burst and left that there."
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"Here she comes. All clean? Great."
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"It's still stinky. That is worse."
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"She probably scrubbed it into the fibers of the carpet."
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"Good."
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"It wasn't me. It was not me."
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"Hey, Jim."
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"I thought that we would be desk buddies while they changed my carpet."
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"No, no, no. Seriously, I don't mind sharing."
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"Hey, Kelly."
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"but then he had to move over there because of an allergy."
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"Allergy to... the desk?"
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"Weird."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Old bullpen."
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"This is great. Yeah."
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"The pressures of my office are insane."
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"You know, I used to sit right here?"
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"No way. Yeah."
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"Ed Truck was the manager before me. Horrible. He hated fun."
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"It was like, Oh, Ed Truck is walking toward us, so stop having fun."
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"What a jerk. He's..."
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"I mean, it only takes so long to measure to make sure that clothes will hang up."
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"and I walk around the piles to get an outfit..."
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"I worked side-by-side with a fellow named Todd Packer."
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"It was hysterical."
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"Please, please, please, he's so cute. I like him so much."
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"Dwight? Michael."
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"Let's send up Accounting."
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"Yeah, follow my lead."
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"Hey, guys."
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"Okay. Watch out, Pam. You're next."
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"I understand it. It makes sense."
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"But it was still wrong."
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"Hello, am I the 107th caller?"
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"Hello, Rock 107, am I the 107th caller?"
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"I'm totally gonna win us that box set. Stop."
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"Don't."
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"I need to make a sales call."
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"Please? All right."
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"Back so soon. We can go back."
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"I wonder if I could, like, call in sick on the Friday."
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"Then I get a four-day weekend."
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"And when I wake up, I feel fine."
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"But it's so weird to fall asleep. And I just hate it"
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"Oh, and I'm not? Why would you say that?"
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"Because I'm having fun?"
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"I am working for the week."
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"Sales team. Listen to me. This is what we're gonna do."
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"Let's see who winds up with the cash, shall we?"
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"You're gonna compete against us?"
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"Oh, it is on, Phyllis. It is so on!"
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"Very good. Nice doing business with you. Thank you."
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"I think he's dancing. No, just..."
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"Paper business. Yeah, paper business."
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"Maybe that's all we need to know."
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"This was no act of God. A person did this."
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"Does anyone need to smell my old carpet?"
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"If the guilty person would just come forward and take their punishment,"
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"Just sit there quietly."
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"Do you know if she's looking for a long-term thing"
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"Fall in love, have babies, spend every second together."
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"My biggest fear is turning into him."
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"Yeah, being buried alive would be worse. Happy? Why am I talking to you?"
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"Oh, no, no, no, you're good. It was clerical. You're good."
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"I didn't get a good look at it,"
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"They'll always think of you as a boss first. Not necessarily."
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"family be your family, your friends be your friends?"
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"I would've reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them."
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"so they can hear me say,"
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"No. I only give my organs to my real friends."
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"Hey, Brenda, this is Jim Halpert, from the boat?"
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"Yikes. Give me a call back. I hope."
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"I'll talk to you later. Bye."
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"Oh, my God. Packer. Packster. Whacky Pack, how you doing?"
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"No. Did anybody see a package here today?"
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"No. How big was it? It was pretty big."
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"That is... Oh, God!"
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"Yeah! Yeah!"
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"It's... God, these people are so... These are good people."
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"I keep looking up to say something to you"
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"Hey, guess what?"
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"I moved my computer so I can't see Michael's head."
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"It's working. I think I can have a career as a very specific type of decorator."
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"Dunder Mifflin, this is... Okay, sorry."
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"or who knows what would have happened. So, thank you."
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"Hey, what's that word we made up for when you have a thing stuck in your shoe?"
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"Calling from my cell phone."
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"and she gets back tomorrow, so it'll be nice to see her."
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"And she set a date for the wedding with Roy."
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"And that's that."
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"What? Oh, nothing."
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"Jim's been looking at me, kind of, a lot all week."
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"Spamster!"
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"Welcome back. How was your vacation? It was great."
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"Boink."
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"Roy and I just got back from the Poconos."
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"and I try to hold off taking them for as long as possible."
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"And this year I got to the third week in January."
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"I am Pam. Spicoli guy."
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"Oh, God."
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"Whoa! God! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!"
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"What? Yuck! Wow, what happened in there?"
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"I don't know. There is stink in there. My God."
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"What is that?"
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"Oh, I don't know. Is that a bird?"
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"No, I don't think it's a bird. Oh, God."
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"How could that happen? How could... Right in the middle of the carpet."
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"What's going on?"
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"Somebody vomited right in the middle of the carpet in my office."
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"I don't think that's vomit. Check it out."
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"Me? Check it out."
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"Tell me what it is. Oh, that's ridiculous."
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