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Clips from Archer - Animation (S05E05)

Short Films 2009 Season 5, Episode 12 7 min 422 clips

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- Lana! - Whoa, Jesus Christ!
- been so long. - Okay, it's been...
- longer than that. - It...
That's weird, I was asking myself the same thing on
I-I'm starting to lose it down here.
How is there still an army?
How have the rebels not wiped them out already?
Lana, I need a woman's touch!
say "pals." Wow, not what you
Ah, Madame First Lady. So good of you to join me.
It's not as if I had a choice.
- the first lady. - Well, maybe not
What are you, nuts?
smoothies?
Oh, my God. That's a coca leaf smoothie.
So, unless you want to walk, you can't go home.
- song's about! - Told you.
Well, I'm sorry, Lana, I didn't go to rabbinical
- school. - It's from... No, you
- up killing Palpatine. - Hey.
- than ever. - Then he shuts off the
I know, right? It's like, finally.
Duh!
He wasn't actually in prison.
- go join the rebels. - Yes, then you and
- still fine-tuning it, but... - We have no plan,
- that? - Let's just say,
Cyril says the rebel headquarters are...
Oh, milady facetiously grants it.
- Now is the time for action! - Clone bone!
- Yeah, we... - Let me finish!
Will you shut up?! I know what I'm doing!
Yes, but don't do what you are doing!
- rebellion? - I'm fighting the
Well, and cocaine. In fact...
I... Is there a
- tiger? - Of course there is
- nobody died. - Yet!
Oh, and some meat. Do we have any meat?
- elephant. - Who the hell is...
Oh, my God, he's totally a
Come on, you guys are acting a little... insane.
Yeah, this. All of it, everything.
Hang on! As amazing as it would be,
Why, you gonna walk me through your organic method
- Like what? - Get him!
- Oh, come on! - Shut... up.
Ha-ha!
- Shane...! - Shane...!
Shane?
- I mean... - Yeah, I-I-I guess,
- aggressive at first, but... - They wouldn't if we
- What if... - He had his chance!
- Mind if I cut in? - No.
- Hey, Krieger! - What the hell is
- Um... - No.
We figured the vampires ate you.
your clone nonsense, it's all a bunch of...
- Holy shit. - Why was I not informed
Uh, uh... Pam?
vampire! I say we tie him up and let the
espere! ¡Mira, mira!
- Es la cantante! - ♪ It's all about me
this time... ♪ Aw...
- God knows where? - Well, that statement
I don't know, 2,000 miles?
president. Shut it down!
No.
- Oh, for God's sake. - Minutes to
Uh, it's actually Señor Presidente, but...
Shh, hush. Now I know you've had a fun time
Wha...? Oh, all right.
Damn it, Archer! Damn you!
- gloating! - Oh, shut up.
- Oh, I'm the idiot? - Yes.
C... I... A.
Okay! Listen, stop, listen to me!
Holly? What's the FBI doing...
Archer.
- Chill out, Miggs! - I'm sorry, it's just
Oh, my God. You're pregnant again?!
- What? - How long have I been
- Like... three weeks. - Hmm, seems so much
So, please tell me that's an entire canard à la
Ugh, why do you even bother?
No, no, no, wait, come on, Lana, I-I'm sorry, but
You-you got to make him let me go!
- Make him how? - Well, I hate to
- Your words. - And then what, Archer,
you want me to blow the whole army?
Because turns out, he's actually very good at
- commanding an army. - And as Third and
- rebels are outflanked. - Sir,
- it's brilliant! - A classic pincher
movement. Just like Hannibal at the battle
of Cannae. And also Keith, in my
- Warhammer guild. - So, get used to that
weird cornbread, 'cause you might be down here a...
I'm sorry, Lana. I said a woman, not a
and then got a hand transplant from an actual bear.
So, did you want to just do it right through the
- bars or...? - I mean, we do.
I... wait. So, in three weeks, you go from
- swinger pals? - Well, I wouldn't
- said yesterday. - Oh, come on, that
- What? - Why.
- Mm. - Ow!
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
- What? - Archer, do you want