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Clips from Archer - Animation (S03E03)

Short Films 2009 Season 3, Episode 9 7 min 431 clips

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That was sarcasm.
Good, we got them.
This is the only way out. Of the armory.
I heard you. And I can also read, so--
They may have fire superiority. You think?
Really wish we had some backup. Who, Cyril?
...but you were... Where was it? Physical therapy.
Well, it's obviously working, you're on a--
What? Jeezy Petes!
GILLETTE: Both. CHERYL: Ow! You dumb idiot!
Oh, my God, oh, my God! We're not actually--
Yes and no. Respectively?
I hear that. You hear what?
Not that?
Y'all drive safe now, hear?
And why does it always reek of paint?
GILLETTE: Well, there she is. The old homestead.
Jesus, what's my dowry? Tetanus? Hey, you know what?
And so E.Z. gave me a choice:
Want some more of my pie, Mr. Archer?
Nothing up there but a bunch of you-know-whats.
...AR-15s, maybe grenades. Oh, dogs! Duh.
First of all, that is a rooster!
Well? Why you look so nonplussed?
Oh, I gotta go make sure she's okay!
Well, give it a minute.
He what? Yeah, apparently it's in the Bible?
...and B, you and Carol aren't really married.
Yeah, but-- That's actually a really good point.
Now that sounds like something from the Bible.
I wasn't... That is the weirdest rule.
CHERYL: I know, right? Some honeymoon.
Wha--? Finally, a non-idiotic greeting.
ARCH E R: Sterling Archer.
No, I was-- Not important.
Ray's still up in the woods, right? Uh... Oh.
RANDY: Whoa, whoa, whoa, now hang on a second!
Somebody, come on, promises were made.
Well, and the bronze medal. Prove it.
Ray? Is he telling the truth?
Mostly. So because you're a spy...
No, Daddy said he burned that one.
The important thing is you came back to help me.
PONDER: Randy Gillet! This is Sheriff E.Z. Ponder!
Farmer. ...but nobody murders my brother.
The Gillet boys, side by side.
JANELLE: Ow! Janelle! Are you hit?
No! A piece of glas--
Well, don't just sit there! Shoot!
Looks like it's just you and me, brother.
I bet he'll give you probation.
Randy? Is he telling the truth?
For the shockfights?
You lying-ass bitch!
Is that right? Well, listen here.
LANA : Wait, here's an idea:
You talk louder, maybe they'll come to us.
No way, really? Because so was that, just now.
I pretty much insist that you shut up.
Shit, they're in the armory.
So, what's in the armory?
...uh, about a jillion grenades-- Oh.
Are you ready? No.
Sarcasm again. Yes, I'm ready.
What are you doing? Nothing!
LANA: Archer! What...
Dukes. Yeah, we got new keycodes Monday...
For your limp, useless legs.
You lying little-- I never said I was paralyzed!
Y'all just assumed I was!
Because you left the hospital in a wheelchair!
They make you!
Handi-capable.
...why are you in here stealing guns and grenades...
...in what better not be my night-vision goggles?
I kind of have some family problems.
No! Ray, that was sarcasm.
...stop him. Count me in.
What? Why?