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Clips from Archer - Animation (S05E05)

Short Films 2009 Season 5, Episode 13 7 min 295 clips

Episodes from this show

- Calderón! - That we got from him! - What?!
- He was in on it from day one. - What?!
- Don't shoot! - Now then.
- Time?! - Nine minutes!
- What? This is exciting. - Right?
- What is wrong with you? - Nothin', Roy. - Or Ray.
leak out of a...? Ow! Ow! Cut it... Ow, goddamn it!
- Vamonos! Los Americanos vienen! - Corre!
Aww... All the gardeners are running away.
Doing good, buddy. - Archer!
What? Jesus! What is your problem!
- That thing is smooth. - I...! Thank you.
- cocaine? - As God... is my witness.
- God hates you. Open 'em up. - Wha...?
- Ugh! - Do you hear that?
- grab that one. - Private Me,
- What?! And make sure they don't escape.
kind of doula would I be if I let you have more...
- face? - Is that so much to ask?
- Uncle. Uh, friend of the family. - Dude. Drop it.
We should get to the shelter soon.
- Get out! And, Pam, get in here. - No, no...
Well, no, but... a student of life.
- them! - No, Ray, I just feel like smashing stuff.
- See? What'd I tell you! - I thought it was
- spaceman. - What? - A Lego sticker?
- mind? - Are you? Showing up at the mansion,
- Wow. - Yeah. - Wow.
Archer, shut up. You shut up.
Baby? Baby. Baby!
- I'm having a baby? - Gross! - Bu-But it's early.
- Is that bad?! - Archer, none of this is ideal!
- Hey! - What?! - What the hell are you
- Lana! Was that a contraction?! - Yup. Ohh!
- Uh, okay. Mark! - Twain!
No, that's barges. - Shut up!
- What?! - Cool. - We didn't give him gas!
Well, he's got it, and we can't override the launch
- Oh, did I mention, a tiger ate him? - What?!
- now... - Jesus God. Okay, Slater, I know it's a
Roger that. - What's Operation Dropkick?
- Calderón? - So he could fight the rebels.
- was like, "No way. Cash only." So... - Iran?!
- Oh, my God. - Join the club.
from Iran?! Did we at least free some hostages?!
You lying son of a bitch!
- You knew about this the entire time?! - No, no.
Hey, do you mind?
- What the f... - Come on, even if you
- Uh, I don't know anything! - I believe that to be
literally true. Oye, muchachos! Agarrenlos!
- Ow! Come on. Ow! Ow! - Okay. - What happened?!
- And B...
Damn, Dawg. That was my B.
- It's over, Cyril. It's over! - Nothing is over!
- I... Ow! - Gold bullion, you idiot!
- I don't know what that is! - And I don't know who
- of God... is funny?! - You said you've seen cooze.