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Clips from Archer - Animation (S03E03)

Short Films 2009 Season 3, Episode 2 7 min 378 clips

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Uh, sorry about that, sir.
Are you serious? On my...?
Yes, it's the quarterly fire drill.
Let's go, people. Get the lead out.
Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.
I... Is that...? What...? Mother?
I think.
You know my name? Sterling!
I believe a "thank you" is in order.
It's a spy car? Lana?
Wait, is it gonna kill everybody?
...and a top speed of 185.
Corinth is famous for its leather.
You'd better.
Um, at all. Why not?
Um... Oh, God. He's got an erection.
Not you, the car, obviously...
Way to think it through, Dodge.
Nothing, Woodhouse. What do you want?
What?
Sterling. Yes, Mother?
Yikes. Is my answer to your favor.
Right, sorry, guess I'm a bad listener.
That would be the yakuza.
Is anybody not in here?
I'm not crappy. I just started.
It's tonight. And I don't know.
What? What.
I am so angry at you right now.
You? Look at them. They're furious.
What are you doing?
What? Nothing.
The kind who'd infiltrate the yakuza?
Imports only.
Where are you going? How should I know?
Lana's doing it too. No, she's...
Are you? Cyril, here, make yourself useful.
No. The way I see it, we're the bad guys here.
Shut up, because now we're gonna die.
Yeah, what does that mean, anyway?
No, it doesn't.
Shut up, give me the gun. No.
Do you mind? I'm trying to parent.
That was for Pearl Harbor.
I don't, um...
Gave it back? Wow.
- Oh, my God. So, what about his car? - Jeannie.
Yes, my ass is everywhere.
What are you looking at, sucker?
Woodhouse, you sneaky old fiend.
Happy birthday, sir.
That's not all, sir.
Okay, then make Nutella waffles.
Damn it. Nutella steak and eggs?
Today's my shopping day.
Why do you even bother...
...living?
No time to talk, Popeye. It's my birthday.
Mm-hm.
Yeah? Any particular reason? Uh, it's full of shit?
Speaking of, is that Archer?
...I don't like surprises?
Your what? My never mind.
Oh, I wouldn't say that.
Uh... Wait, really?
Tuesday? The Rapture?
Come on, people. Look alive.
I never remember it taking so long.
Oh, my God.
Surprise.
Happy birthday, dear.
I...
Ow.
Oh, I can feel it.
I can feel your power.
What's that? You want me inside you?
Sterling.
Hm? Oh. Oh, sorry.
Mother, oh, my God. Yes, thank you.
Well, only if by "helped" you mean...
Holy shit.
Yeah, I'm like a magnet.
Press that red button? - I...
Press that blue button?
Welcome, Mr. Archer...
It does know my name.
Thanks, Dodge!
Heavy-duty suspension, run-flat tires...
...bulletproof body panels and windows...
...anti-pursuit countermeasures in the rear.
It makes the Mach 5 look like a vagina.
The interior boasts mil-spec GPS...
...satellite communications, hi-fi stereo...
...rich Corinthian leather.
And, of course...
Bar is to be stocked with non-alcoholic beverages.